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I DECLARE WAR ON THE LOST WIND! I DISLIKE THEM A LOT! I SEND ALL MY TROOPS TO ATTACK!

That's no good reason!

Why? Be careful for people may attack you instead but I side with Lost Wind. Also how many troops do you have?

Me? I've got 25,000 (only)

We at Kihameria will side with Lost wind,we are preparing 100 special forces men to deploy on lost wind's land to help in the defense,if we have permission from lost wind that is....

No I was talking to the penguin dude. Here are all my troops: http://www.freewebs.com/artkurlejmyarmy/ Also our 2nd fleet is guarding your waters Lost Wind (1 of each ship.)

we too side with Lost Wind and will offer any aid we can

WHAT???!!!!!!! THAT MANY! I SEND 100,000 BERSERKERS TO EACH OF YOUR NATIONS! THEY WILL NOT STOP TILL YOUR LEADERS ARE DEAD!

Thank you all your assistance is appreciated.
Phoenix Lords,
Barras
Magan Rae
Ulthwea

Very well defense systems activated (patriots), fleets mobilizing, and just in case 1 of our bombers are gonna bomb your cpaital so badly. President hidden in shelter. also where did you get all these weapons if you're just 2 days old. (Also if this gets out-of-hand too much ignore cannon will be fired.)

~-when the pychotic peguins troops arrive in there transports Kihamerian mortars fire repetadly on the beserkers and the transports that carried them and also the 1st. sniper group firest from a previously abandoned building continuesly firing upon the berserkers-~

Do what you will, Physcic Penguins, but I got really messed up for starting a war for what my opponents viewed as not a good reason. In fact, the guy was a communist guy who believed that Nelson Mandela should burn in hell, but since that was OOC, nobody else too against me. Ebolania retains its neutrality, but advises Phsycic Penguins to withdraw its forces to not provoke furthur hostilities against it.

WE CONTINUE THE CHARGE AND ATTEMPT TO ENTER YOUR CAPITOL!

*sigh* another poor newbie to his doom :(

Then our bombers destroy your capital. The end.

(OOC: unlike pychotic penguins,i have bought equipment and my first sniper group has 1000 men and arms and all my mobile mortars{and i forgot to mention artillery in my post but them to} i think that will knock out a bunch of unarmed berserkers )

Can someone Nuke him? He's seriously got to be joking! I have 25,000 Phoenix-Guards stationed all around my capitol firing on the berserkers. And 15,000 Phoenix-Wraiths firing from the skys.

Must I? (I do have 2 nukes. They were bought)

The US of Credonia will assist the nation of The Lost Wind. A warning to Psychic Pengiuns, stand down, or Credonia and other nations will attack you. If any of your units enter into The Lost Wind territory, we will be inclined to take IMMEDIATE HOSTILE ACTIONS against your nation. We have all of the following units ready to mobilize and attak should we need to: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84639

At this time, All Credonian military forces are now at DEFCON 3 (Elevated state of alert)

I CHARGE INTO KURLEJ'S CAPITOL AND THAT OF ELBONIA, NOW THAT OUR CAPItOL IS GONE WE WILL DESTROY ALL WITH NO THOUGHT FOR OURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

*cough* godmoding *cough*
I mean seriously, the guy's 2 days old and he has an army of highly trained Berserkers. Got anything else, Phsycic Penguins?

~-after the first round of ranged fire 1000 standard military entrenched themselves and fires upon the berserkers-~

Gee I don't know maybbe 50000000 noojks?

*Whistles calmly and cooly as 12 of his T-90 MBTs surround Penguins' presidential shack.*

He just sent me a t'gram... apparently he's entered my capitol and slaughtered all of my leaders except Barras? :shock: :?:

This is gonna be good.

"Put an end to this pathetic country, show them the Tellirian might!"

"Yes Sir!"

10,000 B-52 Bombers begin flight
10,000 F-16 Fighters do the same

The groups seperate in smaller groups of 100 and bomb the hell out of any base, communications sites, power sorces (excluding dam's), major troop areas, political sites, highways, and what the hell, ships.

In other words, your dead.

All right I'm fairly new... I can't do this but can someone just blow him away!?

Well our president is still safe, your capital is no more, and our capital building has 1 bullet hole through it. Maybe we should press the big red button.

Wait a sec. He vanishes from RPing, and suddenly sends a TG saying he's slaughtered a bunch of leaders? He could've warned us.

he sent me another t'gram... why doesn't he just post this... he says his berserkers have force fields now.... .....

We declare a state of war upon the nation of Psychic Penguins

Credonia mobilizes and moves the following units:

300,000 troops
25,000 Special Operations troops
300 Alpha Figher aircraft
100 F-15 Ultra Tomcats
25 B-52 Strategic Bombers (all carrying nucler bombs *on alert and in the air should the order come to unload cargo upon Psychic Penguins*)
4 SSN Los Angeles Class Nuclear Submarines
2 Wasp Class Aircraft Carriers
2 Freedom Class Aircraft Carriers

All units are now entering international waters and should arrive at Psychic Penguins asap

good lord!

OOC:
Complete waste of time. He's going to godmod.

And Credonia, how did you manage to buy two Freedom class carriers from Freedom Country?

Well their capital is destroyed so we launch all our fleets agianst him. Fleets are headin for his waters.

Due to the unprovoked attack on The Lost Wind (and Ebolania) we declare a state of war. The Ebolanian Expeditionary Force is being mobilized, along with the Ebolanian 4th Fleet.
OOC: PHSYCIC PENGUINS, HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME! YOU WILL DIE! I WILL GRIND UP THE BODIES OF YOUR BERSERKERS AND PAVE THE STREETS AND WINDOWS OF YOUR CAPITAL (what's left of it anyway :lol: ) WITH IT! I WARNED YOU, AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY!

~-after the fight agaisnt the berserkers had ended in a mass victory in favor of Kihameria then Kihameria send 2 landing craft full of trained marines and storm ashore psychotic penguins lands killing all military personall and quickly attacking the capitol building-~(OOC:unlike penguin i AM sorry if i am godmodding here.)

I SEND 8 MILLION SHIELDED SUICIDE BOMBERS FROM MY SECRET SPACE STATION AS WELL AS 10 MILLION BERSERKERS

Is there an actual way to declare war? Or is it all Roleplay? Im new :)

It's all roleplay and currently penguins is doing a little thing called godmoding it's not allowed

Hey his capital is already destroyed (Thank us) and now that our fleets are at his border all aircraft are launched, ships have their guns blazing and our paratroopers have landed on their shores.

OOC:
Complete waste of time. He's going to godmod.

And Credonia, how did you manage to buy two Freedom class carriers from Freedom Country?

our national budget can handle it, it onyl took up half of it lol ($10.5 Bill)

Thank you all for your help.
Barras

P.S. Can someone turn him into a crater!

Thank you all for your help.
Barras

P.S. Can someone turn him into a crater!

Anyway a small base is set up and our men are singing a victory song. Very well our men are preparing the (nuclear)missle.

I refuse to take part in this nonsense. Eight million shielded suicide bombers? I think not. I refuse to watch my soldiers die fighting a war they cannot possibly win. The idiot doesn't play by rules, so why can't we?

OOC:AHHHHHHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL !!!! he is sending more bombers then his normal population,plus the berserkers and he is such a newbie,not to say i am nto but i know how not to godmod like he does...)

Penguin whatever we are giving you one more chance before you are a crater.

The airborn Credonian B-52 strategic bombers recieve their orders, ther fly in and release their payloads over every military base.

"HOLY CRAP" yells one of the bomber captains as he observes the flash from the detonation of the nuke

At the Credonian Presidental Palace:
"good, lets bring our birds back, hold our troops in international waters until i give the order to move in. Order the SSN's out there to carry out tomahawk missile sterikes on their targets. lets obliverate the enemy!!" exclaims President Sutton.

Credonian land based nuclear ICBM's are now at DEFCON 1 (ready to launch on the presidents command)

another t'gram.....POST IT MAN!... all it says is kill repeatedly... with a couple twisted smilies

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
By: Dontgonearthere
Directed at: Psychic Penguins

Congratulations your name here! You have been chosen to recive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadrapaligic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time.

You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[X] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[X] Pervert
[X] Freak
[X] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homophobe
[X] Twit
[X] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[X] Unbearably self-righteous person
[X] Rabid chimpmunk
[X] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain charecters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[X] Horribly goddmoded
[ ] A declaration of war as your first post, or on the first day you came here
[ ] Launching of nukes as first post, or by nation with under 100 mil pop.
[X] N00bzi'ish
[ ] A 'Would this be goddmodding topic?'
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[X] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[ ] Fanaticle
[X] Boring
[X] Dim
[X] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[X] Demented
[X] Self-righteous
[X] Crazy
[X] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[X] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[X] Despicable
[X] Belligerant
[X] Mind-numbng
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply/ didnt break pic links
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ trollery
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[X] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[X] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dont have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ X] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

I summon...10 trillion Dark Warriors with Flight and Shielding capibility!
I am also deploying 10 billion Dragons with Wizard support, in addition to 15 billion Tu-22 SuperBear bombers with shielding capability and supersonic, antimatter engines.
OOC: I never knew doing this could be so much fun! :lol:

You should of given them one more chance. But we too fire a nuke. Good-bye have a nice day!

note* this is a one time godmode against penguins


I call upon Dark Phoenix from the X-Men and destroy your entire nation with a powerful fireball :evil: :lol:

TO THE LEADERS OF PSYCHIC PENGUINS
From US of Credonia President Kaimoni .A. Sutton

SURRENDER or we will hit you with more nukes, we have 25 more B-52 bombers and a hell of a lot more nuclear ICBM's. Either you lay down arms in peace or prepare for anialation!!!!!

is he dead now?

What a idiot, he only has 7 million people!!!! So how the hell do u send 10 million beserks and what the hell ever you sent at us. This is over, u lose the nation, u idgit!

Let me make sure *gets hammer and hits Penguins on the head* yup! He's dead.

guess what another t'gram.... i wonder if he can't get on the forum?....
WAIT!





He says he ..... oh never mind he doesn't surrender. I read it wrong

guess what another t'gram.... i wonder if he can't get on the forum?....
WAIT!





He says he ..... oh never mind he doesn't surrender. I read it wrong

~-the Kihamerian marines storm whats left of the presedncy building and cover the dead presedent with C-4 and prepare to blow him to bits,literally but the Kihamerian storm the armoury which consits of twigs and 2 boards with nails in them they run out anf then blow the C-4 and the ex-presedent sky high-~

Credonia calls its military forces back to base.

President Sutton had this to say to the press immediatly following the Credonian attack:

"Our job is now done there, it will serve us no good to place troops in there as it has been totally destroyed. Let this serve to other small nations who wish to declare war for no reason on other nations. Credonia and nations for our cause WILL destroy you with no remorse."

great, thanks.....oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh a t'gram.... he says he can't get on the forums so he surrenders for now and will kill meanother day?

Godmod mode: I have a friend named Akira. Can he add a psychic nuclear attack? I'm too lazy to switch to my newest nation, NeoTokyo II. While I'm at it, I think I'll call up Leia Organa Solo to borrow a Star Destroyer and unleash a Base Delta Zero* on his butt.

*Base Delta Zero is the ultimate nonsuperweapon attack. It is the order for the destruction of all traces of civilization by orbitial bombardment. It was used once, or twice, i think, although the Death Star attack was an unofficial BDZ.

in response to the last post, I'll hold the Godmod attack for another N00b.

Where'd Phsycic Penguins go, anyway? I have another insult for him.

isn't he dead?

he better be or i'll send in a small special forces team and kill em myself

I will too. but I think he is dead.

His last government was fifteen hours ago, but maybe he is dead.

Well, i've got 5 liters of botulinum toxin to unleash on his butt with ICBMs, so if he's not dead, he will be :)

He got on twelve hours ago, so he's been on; he just hasn't replied to any of our ferocious attacks.

I purpose to moderate peace talks between the warring parties

The use of weapons of mass destruction will not be tolerated. Any nation in the world that chooses to use weapons of mass destruction shall be punished.

Three soarties were flown today by B-1 bombers that launched from a secert undisclosed base. The B-1 bombers carried a nuclear payload and started dropping their bombs on Elbonia after 10 am EST. The first blast zone was reported in the center of the of the capital city. The second two nuclear bombs went off at a military base and an industrial area. Tomhawk missles were launched by ships that were conducting naval manevuers. These carried conventional warheads and were targeted at schools and nursing homes. The Superme Leader will make a speech later today on why the sudden sneak attack was necessary.
The NRA News Agency-the offical govt news agency for the the Armed Republic of Gun Totting Pyschos

I believe you are godmodding, kiddo.

IC: For the crimes you committed against Ebolania, you will pay. I invoke the Ryan Doctrine and decided to kill your leaders with all that is necessary.

*A Los Angeles class sub has been dispatched to the international waters adjacent to the Gun-totting psychos. It contains a boy, Akira, who has the power to nuke a city without the radiation. It also contains 20 tomahawk missiles (nonnuke) and 4 Harpoons, plus the usual number of MK50 torpedoes for self-defense. It will arrive in the area in three NS days.*

i side with psycic pengunis we will kill you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:

any nation that sides with Psychic Penguins and takes military action will be attacked by Credonia and its allies, and we have a hell of a lot of em (most of them from an entire region).


President Kaimoni .A. Sutton

*I think I'll not use Akira right now, so he teleports home.*
The 20 Tomahawks are shot off and target the capital with 1000 pound warheads. after all the cruise missiles are released, the sub slips into the water and heads back home. Should arrive in about 2-3 NS days (a few RL minutes).

I SEND 8 MILLION SHIELDED SUICIDE BOMBERS FROM MY SECRET SPACE STATION AS WELL AS 10 MILLION BERSERKERS

Ah, now that's classic!

Meh, if he has 8 hundred million whatevers, I'll send in 5 four year olds armed with BB guns. Ride onward, my legion!

To Lost Wind and allies:

Our nation is currently in turmoil, as the brother of King Nikos II has seized power, but upon resolution of the situation, we will offer you the following to help end this insanity:

Infantry:
500,000 Royal Argyres Army troops
75,000 Special Forces troops
25,000 Royal Engineers

Tanks/Artillery
500 M1A2 Abrams tanks
1,000 Lefkas heavy tanks (built by Argyres)
100 Crusader tanks
200 MTSA-S Sell-propelled howitzers

Ships:
2 Nimitz-class Carrier task groups, each made up of:

1 Nimitz class carrier
8 Ionia class battleships
8 Thebes class battlecruisers
14 Athenian Pride class anti-fighter cruisers
20 Estefania class destroyers
6 submarines, types classified

If you require any further assistance, feel free to contact us. However, I cannot guarantee anything until the "King's Crisis" is resolved.

Dmitri Tsanakas
Foreign Minister

Lets take this to the UN so we can avoid an all-out war that will not help anything. I purpose I am allowed to conduct peace talks with the waring parties.

(OOC- I think that Penguins has made a couple of pupets) We are no longer involved in this war but if Penguins or his puppet nations I'll will be back with vengance!
Lets take this to the UN so we can avoid an all-out war that will not help anything. I purpose I am allowed to conduct peace talks with the waring parties.
And Jere I agree with you.

the superme leader speaks
he is now entering the the great hall at his HQ in the capital city of Glock.
Hold on, he is about to speak-let's listen in.
"For too long nations of the world have been corrupted by the idea of democracy. For too long capitalist pigs have abused power and raped other nations of the world. For too long the nations of the world has viewed our region with miscontempt. For too long has the moralists in the world judged us before viewing their own situation. People of my great nation, we have made billions with our marijuna harvest and our invasion of our neighbors has been successful and we have seized their marijuana crops also. I have purchased new weapons with this money and a secert weapon is being developed at our secert weapons development plant. The war against Elbonia is great for our nation. We need more living space! (Cheers)
We will not stop there. Our armies will indoctrinate the world with our ways. The marijuna trade will be legalized worldwide. We will become the largest provider of marijuna to the world. We will have some good shit!
(Cheers)
A show of strength must be conducted first. The world must be put on notice that we are serious. We will fight the in the air, on the land, and in the sea. We will be victorous!
(Cheers)
Be with me my people and soon the price of marijuna in at home will drop. An all out war means jobs. All men 18-65 must join the army effective immediatly. We will pay you in weed.
(Cheers)
My beloved nation, stand the course and prepare for battle.

Uh, I attacked your capital with Tomahawks, Psycho. Post losses, or you're a wimp.

Another god-moder. Heck, war on you. Let's see how you fight an army almost as big as your population. Of course, Psycho, you've already been almost razed (at least that's what I think I understand), so my intervention wouldn't be really that necessary. But I'd gladly launch a nuke or two...they're very expensive to maintain you know :D

Im confused. What are u guys doing. How do u raise and army and how do you fight?

Im confused. What are u guys doing. How do u raise and army and how do you fight?

Wars are all roleplay...if you look at the top of this forum there should be a sticky for useful threads, which will direct you to how to handle tihs.

Hmm. Maybe I should do something to destroy all the marijuana in Psycho's nation. firebombing with ICBMs and fuel-air explosives should do the trick.

Where is his nation? My military is itching for some action, having just purchased some new weapons, so we'd be glad to take care of him :P

I DECLARE WAR ON THE LOST WIND! I DISLIKE THEM A LOT! I SEND ALL MY TROOPS TO ATTACK!
Here's another newb that's gone out of proportion, and is godmoding. Newb, check this out, it might help you.
Click here! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=87217&highlight=)

I think Psychic Penguins has two nations, the other one being Gun totting Pyschos.

I think Psychic Penguins has two nations, the other one being Gun totting Pyschos.

I am requesting the permission of the world to use WMD's on both of them.

You have my permission and for your great cause have 500 million dollars!

The Republic of Tradewinds is ready to send forces to kick the butts of two really awful newbs. :twisted:

Well we are willing to do some more bombing runs, so an aircraft carrier and battleships will be patrolling your water Guns. Then we'll blow them to kingdom come :D

I want to test out some of my newer bioweapons. :twisted:

OOC: And it looks like everyone wants a piece of action in this war! ;)

Credonia will certainly be "testing" out its new weapon systems on this second nation :D were hungry for war

You know, when Gun toting Phsycos was talking about war, was it against me or this Elbonia guy? *confused* :(

*shrugs* Dunno. Don't really care, unless you can't beat 'em.

"The Long Range Tomahawks(C) are ready to go, sir." a soldier said, after looking at the data.
"Excellent. Fire them on my mark. 5...4...3...2...1...NOW!" I ordered.
10 Tomahawks are launched and aimed at the marijuana farms of Gun-totting Psychos. Once they reached the targets, they opened up to release the high-explosive contents of a FAE (fuel-air explosive). A single spark ignites the contents and explodes. The resulting heat and blast is very much like a tactical nuclear explosion, without the radiation, and is predicted to destroy over 90% of the weed fields.

FAE Test on empty house:
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/dumb/faeanim.gif

Lol! Interesting! More missiles!