NationStates Jolt Archive


Froggylicious starts Nuclear Cow program.

Froggyliciousness
28-10-2003, 17:45
Froggyliciousness is starting a program destined to become the standard in warfare. We are taking hollowed out cows, lining them with lead, and sticking uranium in their guts. We hope this program will help us blow up excess cows.

~Supreme Chancellor Lance Johnson
Froggyliciousness
28-10-2003, 17:47
Any funding would be appreciated, as nuclear cows are damn expensive to make.

~Supreme Chancellor Lance Johnson
Froggyliciousness
28-10-2003, 17:48
bump
Froggyliciousness
28-10-2003, 17:51
bump
Froggyliciousness
28-10-2003, 17:52
OOC: Nobody cares about our Nuky Cows? Errggh..then you will.... :twisted:
Euroslavia
28-10-2003, 21:20
no one is commenting because they think your idea is so ridiculous, but they don't have the guts to tell you. That's why I am commenting. Who the heck would put nuclear devices inside a cow?!?! That's just dumb...
Carpathian States
28-10-2003, 21:27
Think of something productive for a change....
28-10-2003, 21:38
Note also that putting uranium inside a cow would do nothing. You'd have to have other nuclear components.
Froggyliciousness
29-10-2003, 04:29
We know. We are now working on an explosive device, and a way to actually blow up something with the cow. Excess cows can be sent.

~Supreme Chancellor Bob The Slob.