NationStates Jolt Archive


cheese sale

28-10-2003, 05:47
You'll never eat swiss after you try some authentic buikian cheese.
only 1googaplex a lb





(googaplex=2.50$)
Euroslavia
28-10-2003, 06:00
OOC: i feel bad that no one has commented. dang, why am i so nice, lol.

i'll purchase 10 pounds of that cheese.
28-10-2003, 06:01
that'll be 10googaplex
Euroslavia
28-10-2003, 06:05
that'll be 10googaplex

how much is that compared to a US dollar?
28-10-2003, 06:06
(googaplex=2.50$)
28-10-2003, 06:10
This is gullburt the head of the cheese cabinet

<img src="http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/458304/cheese.jpg" width=250 height=350>
28-10-2003, 06:10
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/458304/cheese.jpg

(sorry wrong url)
Euroslavia
28-10-2003, 06:12
the grendel is 2 US dollars. im not good at math though, so ill just send 50 grendels, and we'll call it even, lol.
imported_Sileetris
28-10-2003, 06:12
We would like 1000 lbs of it for a banquet the royal court is hosting.

$2500 wired.


-King Viktor Sileetris XIII (http://www.freewebs.com/nsrelicinfo/notablefigures.htm)
Vrak
28-10-2003, 06:13
To: Buik Diplomats
From: Apollo Foods
Subject: Cheese exports

We are willing to purchase 500 metric tons of your cheese to be sold in our specialty supermarkets. A container ship (complete with refrigerated FEUs) will stop by at your main port within one week.

Thank you for your business!

OOC: To give you an idea of exports, the USA exported 40 000 tons of cheese in 1998. Much smaller countries export around 2-4000 tons.

http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:WpWJQIO2kOkJ:www.fas.usda.gov/dlp2/circular/1998/98-07Dairy/tab12.pdf+%22cheese+exports%22&hl=en&ie=UTF-8




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28-10-2003, 06:13
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/458304/cheese.jpg
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-10-2003, 06:13
I'd like three pounds, please. Money wired upon delivery.
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-10-2003, 06:14
Also, what is this cheese like? What is it comparable to?
28-10-2003, 06:17
:announcer: your cheese should arrive shortly thank you and have a nice day
28-10-2003, 06:18
Buikian cheese is so special and unique it cannot be compared to any other brand of cheese. if you like we are happy to sent you
a .10 ounce sample
Spookistan and Jakalah
28-10-2003, 06:19
No, I'll just take the three pounds, please.
28-10-2003, 06:21
Fine 3lbs it is, who am I to talk people out of buying Buikian cheese?
28-10-2003, 06:57
J.M. Juirch, Head of Handschar Civil Defense Force, requests 5 lbs of cheese for his daughter's birthday party in 2 weeks, payment in cash to be made upon delivery, with a 20% tip.
28-10-2003, 07:10
background voice shouting* Sweet 20%!
28-10-2003, 07:29
The Democratic Republic of New Flondor is prepared to spend 12,000 flonds on cheese--that would be equal to roughly $10,000 US. We need a large ammount for our annual 'Glory to the Cheese-Makers' festival, which, as some know, traditionally celebrates a different cheese every year; so you ought to feel proud knowing that we chose your cheese this year.

A high-speed aerial transport is ready to transport both funds and cheese.
Vrak
28-10-2003, 07:51
What happened to our purchase? 500 metric tons. Should get a bulk discount I would think.
28-10-2003, 15:58
sorry no discounts :lol:
Vrak
30-10-2003, 03:10
Ah...then we reduce our order from 500 tons to 50.