28-10-2003, 05:03
Today, Naval Warships were attacked by a wary army of Pirates. "We were sleeping and not prepared for an attack," says Sargent Kipp. The pirates were dressed in black. There were reported to be caucasions, and a few negros. They attacked at about 1:00 AM. The Coconar Millitary will be sending out heavy carriers. "If they wanna play dirty, we'll play dirty with chemical weapons!" says Gover............... "Come on ye scally wag!"