NationStates Jolt Archive

I, *farts* Emperor William Vevle, *belches* have officially taken control of the Empire of Orangefisch. *scratches rear* I have struggled all of my life to depose the corrupt democratic dictatorship before me *scratches crotch region*, and I have finally succeeded!

OOC: No attacks permitted at this time...

We welcome you among the ranks of Royalty, and have sent a shipment of our finest medicine to cure your... ailments.

*farts* Thank you...

I trust the medicinals worked well?