27-10-2003, 23:54
BREAKING STORY- Last night there was a political parade down the main street in Boom, The Capital of Boomness, when all of the sudden a shot rang out. Dictator Bob slumped over shot. Or so it seemed. When in actuality it was on of his doubles, sitting in the backseat of the convertable waving to the adoring crowds. Dictator Bob was driving the car. We believe this horrible act was committed by the rebel group slowly growing in Boomness. The shot was made by a sniper and the suspect was never found, but a nationwide manhunt is now going on. We belive the suspect may try to escape into surrounding countrys, so we ask their border patrol to remain vigilant and report any suspicious activity to us.
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