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Wagoogee weapons! Last chance before we close!!!

Pain and Misery
27-10-2003, 21:29
New weapon:

The Wagoogenizer is a new, patented, ferocious new weapon. It consists of;
* an electric harpoon...# of watts is determined by a knob on the gun.

* A bear trap that shoots out and closes upon impact.

* An uzi

* Exploding shrunken head, filled with lipstick, launchers.

---Lipstick hardens after about 7-10 seconds after exposed to air.
---There are different triggers for each of the weapon attachments.

----For backround of this weapon, go to http://www.freewebs.com/turdlymuffin

This Weapon is finally completed. It may be a little pricey at first but trust me, It is worth it.
Here is a picture: http://www.freewebs.com/wagoogee/
If this image doesn't appear, go to www.freewebs.com/wagoogee

Tell me what you think
$2000 each for starters
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The Wagoogenizer is now in tank form. It is a heavily armored Wagoogenizer with wheels and controled on the inside. Here is the description. Harpoon penetrates up to 4 feet of steel. Bear trap can cut steel in half. Its main weakness is that It can only fire in one direction. Machine gun can pivot 90* in both directions. Armor is 1.5 feet thick and the whole tank self destructs if damaged to a certain point. THe rocket launchers shootout lipstick bombs that explode and poison people.

-40 MPH, top speed
-Harpoon 2 feet long. Extends to 100 yds. Travels at mach 5
-2 Mega-watts of electricity
-3 yd long Beartrap, triggered upon contact of another large object. Travels at mach 2
-Minigun mounted on top
-Rocket launchers on sides.

We are pricing at $5.5mill
This Thread Will Be Closing in 24 Hours! Buy Now Or Don't Buy At All!!!
27-10-2003, 21:37
Tell me of something wierder, someone please!
27-10-2003, 21:39
One word... INGENIUS!
Pain and Misery
28-10-2003, 01:39
Tell me of something wierder, someone please!

It is a little strange, and I am aware of that, but I rreally think that If used right, it could be a great weapon.
Pain and Misery
28-10-2003, 01:40
One word... INGENIUS!
Thank you
Pain and Misery
28-10-2003, 17:20
Bump
Markov
28-10-2003, 18:40
Can I buy some?
Pain and Misery
28-10-2003, 19:02
Can I buy some?
Yup. Im pricing them at $2000 each
Pain and Misery
28-10-2003, 20:06
Bump . Doesn't anyone want them they are really good. You can electrocute, claw, shoot, and freeze all in one gun! You should buy
Pain and Misery
28-10-2003, 22:01
bump
28-10-2003, 22:03
The exetonian Empire would like 100,000 at 200mil. *money auto wired upon confirmation*
Pain and Misery
29-10-2003, 00:57
The exetonian Empire would like 100,000 at 200mil. *money auto wired upon confirmation*

Order has been confirmed and shipped. THank you for your purchase
Pain and Misery
29-10-2003, 13:43
bump
29-10-2003, 13:49
WE would like to order 2000 of these, for starters. If they prove to be exemplary, we will order more.
Pain and Misery
29-10-2003, 14:09
WE would like to order 2000 of these, for starters. If they prove to be exemplary, we will order more.

That is $4,000,000. Please wire the money and we will ship
29-10-2003, 14:39
*wires money*
29-10-2003, 15:46
I'll buy three for my kids to play around with.
Pain and Misery
29-10-2003, 20:38
*wires money*
Order is shipped. Await delivery. Thank you for shopping
Pain and Misery
29-10-2003, 20:39
I'll buy three for my kids to play around with.

$6,000. Wire money
Pain and Misery
29-10-2003, 20:39
Bump
Pain and Misery
30-10-2003, 00:36
Bump again
30-10-2003, 00:40
Prehaps you should make the lipstick explode, covering more people in it, or you could makre thr lipsick poisonous.
Pain and Misery
30-10-2003, 03:28
Prehaps you should make the lipstick explode, covering more people in it, or you could makre thr lipsick poisonous.

good Idea. Thanks for the suggestion
Pain and Misery
30-10-2003, 20:51
bump
30-10-2003, 23:35
I would like 1000 wagoogenizer tanks. That is $5,000,000,000. *Money Wired*
Bereza
30-10-2003, 23:50
we'll take 10000 if you make it have black lipstick
Pain and Misery
31-10-2003, 13:44
we'll take 10000 if you make it have black lipstick

Tanks or guns?
Pain and Misery
31-10-2003, 13:44
Bump
Pain and Misery
31-10-2003, 14:20
I would like 1000 wagoogenizer tanks. That is $5,000,000,000. *Money Wired*
Order confirmed. Thank you for your purchase
31-10-2003, 16:15
We'll take 1000 tanks and 25,000 additional guns

*money wired*
Pain and Misery
31-10-2003, 20:46
We'll take 1000 tanks and 25,000 additional guns

*money wired*
That's $5,000,050,000,000. Order confirmed. Thank you for your purchase.
Bereza
01-11-2003, 06:35
we'll take 10000 if you make it have black lipstick

Tanks or guns?

guns
Pain and Misery
01-11-2003, 16:00
we'll take 10000 if you make it have black lipstick

Tanks or guns?

guns

Alright. That is $20,000,000. Order will be shipped upon wiring of money
Bereza
02-11-2003, 15:26
a metal briefcase containing the equivalent in diamonds will be airdropped through your presidential palace's skylights shortly

i half-anticipate the following response - "large shipping crates containing your order will be dropped through YOUR skylights almost as shortly"
Heritan
02-11-2003, 16:32
are you serious :lol:
Pain and Misery
02-11-2003, 18:33
are you serious :lol:
im absolutely serious
02-11-2003, 18:40
Are certain shades of lipstick more lethal than other shades?? :evil:
Pain and Misery
02-11-2003, 21:25
Are certain shades of lipstick more lethal than other shades?? :evil:
Darker shades are thicker than lighter ones, making it harder to move.