Reward offered for good name
For months the Marines of the Klonor Empire have been usuing a gun with no name. It is an excellent gun, the magazine is large, the rate of fire is very fast, the range is excellent, yet it still has no name. Whoever can give me a good name, or a good idea for a name, shall receive an ample reward.
Magazine Capacity: 3,000 rounds
Rate of Fire: 1,000 round per minute
Power: Penetration of 3 inch titanium slab at 1,000 yards
Add-on Capacity: 3 extra magazine holders, slot for attatchable grenade launcher or shotgun (depending on mission profile)
Scope: Infrared detector, telescopic magnification, computerized enhancement, satellite vieo feed
Possible Winners:
KL-1000 MPR (Multi-Purpose Rifle)
K-D6 'Extirpator'
KEMR-1
KE-TMR
Here is a Klonor Marine with the weapon inquestion:
http://www.volition-inc.com/fs/images/screens/fullsize/fscutshot08.jpg
And another picture:
http://www.volition-inc.com/fs/images/screens/fullsize/fscut-terran.jpg
Airwolf, Nightstalker, Klonorian
But I want production rights for it! :)
The Resi Corporation
27-10-2003, 08:23
The Bitchslapper.
101 g force rocket blaster
The Resi Corporation
27-10-2003, 08:24
I said a good nameThe "Bitchslapper" is a good name. :wink:
Bryn Shander
27-10-2003, 08:24
The Jackhammer.
You people aren't putting much thought into this, are you?
The Resi Corporation
27-10-2003, 08:26
You people aren't putting much thought into this, are you?If you aren't going to use the name "Bitchslapper", then I will... :P
Bryn Shander
27-10-2003, 08:27
The Extirpator.
The Resi Corporation
27-10-2003, 08:28
It shoots bullets.The Ravisher.
body burner plasma blaster mlx
with secondary mode acid thrower
The destuctor with incendary bullets
The Extirpator.
I don't even know what that means
(I added the specs of the gun to the first post)
Bryn Shander
27-10-2003, 08:32
Extirpate (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=extirpate)
While these all do describe the gun, they aren't good for a name. The M-16 isn't named the "bullet launcher", it's named the M-16. The CrimTech Pulsar Rifle isn't named the "Laser Deathmaker", it's named the CrimTech Pulsar Rifle.
I want a name, not a description.
The death bringer
With grenade launcher
secondary mode
Did you not read the post I just made?
sorry
do you like the eagle
blaster mlx
do you like any of mine :?:
I'd suggest that you stick to your day job, but from what I've seen here you probably suck at that, too. :lol:
KL-1000 MPR (Multi-Purpose Rifle)
See, that's a name. A very possible candidate.
The Myrmidon. Simple. Sweet. Subjective to the actual unit.
glx-202 RFP (rapid fire piecer
The Myrmidon. Simple. Sweet. Subjective to the actual unit.
Nice, but already the name of a fighter in my space force.
SSX-GG2 HPMG(high powered machine gun)
AR-90 'Fecalator'
Or...
the Boom stick...
SSX-GG2 HPMG(high powered machine gun)
Dude, you're just throwing out random letters that look kinda neat.
Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah
27-10-2003, 08:51
"The Somewhat Advanced But Unergonomic Hominid Weapon", TSABUHW, is what the Hierarchy shall call it.
OOC:
K-D6 'Extirpator'
Because i liked the extirpator suggestion, but agreed with your aesthetic. However, all good serial numbers need a nickname. (d6 = deep-six, ie to destroy in naval slang)
This should go in general as it really doesnt qualify for rping.
TXX-3454 AP (armor piecer)
I was supposed to be an IC contest. My nation was gonna give a reward for the best name, but people just started posting random words and numbers.
The Myrmidon. Simple. Sweet. Subjective to the actual unit.
Nice, but already the name of a fighter in my space force.
DANG IT!
How about: Desolater, Deriser, Geremond, and/or the Legio Therma Multiweapon
OOC:
K-D6 'Extirpator'
I like. I'll add it to the "maybe" list
DB-1274 TD
(DEATH BRINGER-1274 TOTAL DESTUCTION
DB-1274 TD
(DEATH BRINGER-1274 TOTAL DESTUCTION
What did I just say?
SSX-GG2 HPMG(high powered machine gun)
Dude, you're just throwing out random letters and words that look kinda neat.
Oh yes, this was it
I was supposed to be an IC contest. My nation was gonna give a reward for the best name, but people just started posting random words and numbers.
Oh, in which case, my previous becomes:
This unworthy one humbly suggests that it be named the Klonor deep-six (K-d6), nicknamed the 'extirpator'. The people of Calcednie hope that you will accept this suggestion.
-Chief Creator of Acronyms Baughdvnleob Craic
And don't bother making it a very formal IC statement, for all intents and purposes this is just two nation heads chatting back and forth. Your previous post would have been fine.
MFB-2345 TR
(MEGA FLARE BASTER-2345 THE RIPPER)ITS WHAT THE LETTERS MEAN!!!
It is neither mega, nor a blaster.
HOW ABOUT A SIMPLE NAME LIKE
TOTAL DESTUCTION NONE OF
THESE FANCY LETERS AND
NUMBERS JUST A NAME
Do I need to repeat the day job comment?
WELL FOR THE FINAL TIME
HPMG-0001 TS
(HIGH POWERED MACHINE GUN-0001 THE SHREDDER) :evil:
Bryn Shander
27-10-2003, 09:10
No, just nuke him.
I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT
MAYBY THE MOONRAKER
THE DESTUCTOR
THE SHREDDER
THE MEGA FLARE
THE PIECER
THE G FORCE 202
HYPER BLASTER
BLUE THUNDER(AN AIRCRAFT)
TANGK TOPPER(ROCKET LAUNCHER)
REBLER
TTX-4531 MP
TOTAL DESTUCTION
THE THREE STARS
LLX-00001 ST
THE SPITER
I HAVE GOT MANY MORE
I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT
MAYBY THE MOONRAKER
THE DESTUCTOR
THE SHREDDER
THE MEGA FLARE
THE PIECER
THE G FORCE 202
HYPER BLASTER
BLUE THUNDER(AN AIRCRAFT)
TANK TOPPER(ROCKET LAUNCHER)
REBLER
TTX-4531 MP
TOTAL DESTUCTION
THE THREE STARS
LLX-00001 ST
THE SPITER
I HAVE GOT MANY MORE
THE CAPOR
THE BURNER
BURNOUT
INTERCEPTER
WAR HOGER
HERES SOME MORE
Bryn Shander
27-10-2003, 09:28
You can shut the hell up already.
THE WAR MASTER
THE DEVASTATER
SORRY I AM JUST TRYING TO HELP THINK OF A NAME
THE MONSTER NOT YOU THE WEAPON
Bryn Shander
27-10-2003, 09:36
...Urge to nuke rising...
GX-140 Banisher
Multirole Assualt Rifle
SS-12 Drunker
Multirole Assualt Rifle
The Sanctifier
It makes things holy :) (holey :P)
k, i'm done now
Zvarinograd
27-10-2003, 09:47
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociater
Seriously though,
Dehabilitator
OOC:
Puns kill. There should be a pun ban.
Yes, I know, derived from Mary Poppin's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Um....call it Ragnarok.....it's the norse name for apocalypse I think. Sounds good to me
Plenty of great weapons don't have names.. the P90, the MP5, the M4, the M16, the M60... just give it a number ;)
The Overlord?
Battlemaster?
Skittletopia
27-10-2003, 11:41
KEMR-1
Klonor Empire Marine Rifle - 1
Kurai Nami
27-10-2003, 11:51
KEMR-1
Klonor Empire Marine Rifle - 1
Now that, is the second best suggestion i have seen *Claps for Skittle*.
I was going to suggest TMR Tactical Marine Rifle
Zvarinograd
27-10-2003, 12:04
The Overlord?
Battlemaster?
OOC:
Heh. Play Command and Conquer: Generals much? Got the Zero:Hour expansion?
Damn you!!!
Well, I do play C&C, but I am broke after buying 50 quid jeans yesterday, so I am after Zero:Hour soon.
Is it good?
(Sorry, for hijacking)
Zvarinograd
27-10-2003, 12:36
OOC:
It's good. :P
Seriously though, smarter AI, new units, new gameplay mode, more mayhem. Avoiding spoiler here, so I ain't going to be any more detailed than that.
KEMR-1
Klonor Empire Marine Rifle - 1
Now that, is the second best suggestion i have seen *Claps for Skittle*.
I was going to suggest TMR Tactical Marine Rifle
I like both, they shall be added to the list of possible names.
Kihameria
27-10-2003, 21:49
dunno,i think maybe the "Mess with me and die",or"commie-B-gone" or even the "mosquito killer K" humm....i dunno (OOC:by the way i am just joking,but if you like the names i will take the reward :mrgreen: )
Ak-373
Anarchist
Klonor Maurader (KM-1)
ZerstörungGewehr (zg-1)
The Resi Corporation
28-10-2003, 02:03
K-12 PWNZ0R
KAR-47
(Klonar Assault Rifle)
Arribastan
28-10-2003, 02:22
How about
VWS-18
Versitile(sp?) weapon system-18
(I like the number 18 )
How about:
PM-HOWITZER PLUS '03 ?
The portable mini howitzer plus 2003
or the
KPWFM-19
The Klonor power weapons firing mechanism ((spelling))
or the
MPGOK-27
Most powerful gun of Klonor
or the
AWTWCDA-7
awesome weapon that will cause destruction anywhere
if you want, i can think up of more names :wink:
How about:
PM-HOWITZER PLUS '03 ?
The portable mini howitzer plus 2003
or the
KPWFM-19
The Klonor power weapons firing mechanism ((spelling))
or the
MPGOK-27
Most powerful gun of Klonor
or the
AWTWCDA-7
awesome weapon that will cause destruction anywhere
if you want, i can think up of more names :wink:
How about:
PM-HOWITZER PLUS '03 ?
The portable mini howitzer plus 2003
or the
KPWFM-19
The Klonor power weapons firing mechanism ((spelling))
or the
MPGOK-27
Most powerful gun of Klonor
or the
AWTWCDA-7
awesome weapon that will cause destruction anywhere
if you want, i can think up of more names :wink:
How about:
PM-HOWITZER PLUS '03 ?
The portable mini howitzer plus 2003
or the
KPWFM-19
The Klonor power weapons firing mechanism ((spelling))
or the
MPGOK-27
Most powerful gun of Klonor
or the
AWTWCDA-7
awesome weapon that will cause destruction anywhere
if you want, i can think up of more names :wink:
The Patling Precision-Rifle
The KEM-Deathmaker 3000
The Porta-Tank 3k
Thats my ideas :)
Blademasters
28-10-2003, 02:51
Good Lord... Klonor... I kinda feel sorry for where this went...
(OOC: Generals Zero Hour! YES! FUN!)
Anyway.. I guess I'll add my ideas...
HC-8 "Eliminator"
B.F.G. (Big Frikin Gun)
K.A.R. (Klonorian Assault Rifle)
or...
Klonor's Nameless Gun
THE PENIS COMPENSATOR
or, for short, the PC-(enter your size here)
Seriously, I think that could sum up all the names I've seen in this topic.
Okay, this thread is now CLOSED. No more names.
Marauder. Please let me enter it.