NationStates Jolt Archive

Somewhere in space around the Earth...

khhxxktt... This is Lekala I, we are about to descend.

This is Athamasha, we copy that Lekala I. Prepare descent procedure.

This is Lekala I, we are firing retrorockets as we descend

Copy that, Lekala I. Bring cameras online.

Cameras online, Athamasha... five... four... three... two... one... we're on the f-cking moon.

Holy f-cking sh-t, Lekala I, you're on the f-cking moon. Unf-ckingbelievable.

This is Lotathanaut Somnus, I'm actually walking on the f-cking moon.

We copy that Lotathanaut Somnus, you're actually on the f-cking moon.

And there were great parties in the city...

(I know this is reminicent of that Onion article but I am serious. We're actually ON THE MOON. At least a few Lotathanauts.)

*The CCSS Comprasa, in the vicinity of Luna, overhears the transmissions*

Officer: "Sir, it appears a group of Stoners have landed on the moon."

Commander: "Well, there goes the solar system."

*The CCSS Comprasa, in the vicinity of Luna, overhears the transmissions*

Officer: "Sir, it appears a group of Stoners have landed on the moon."

Commander: "Well, there goes the solar system."

Just wait 'till we land on Mars...

I regret to inform said stoners that the moon is not the Moon, its only the moon. A couple months back some ass blew the moon up, DGNT replaced it with a hollow steel sphere, and placed a regulated singularity in the center to simulate its gravity.
This is however, quite an achivement for you, I see. I want to warn your Stonernauts that there are several large space slugs on the false moon, left by some workers with a strange sense of humor, oh, and watch out of the really deep craters.

I regret to inform said stoners that the moon is not the Moon, its only the moon. A couple months back some ass blew the moon up, DGNT replaced it with a hollow steel sphere, and placed a regulated singularity in the center to simulate its gravity.
This is however, quite an achivement for you, I see. I want to warn your Stonernauts that there are several large space slugs on the false moon, left by some workers with a strange sense of humor, oh, and watch out of the really deep craters.

"Sir," a communications tech reported to the Wazzu Asgard Colonial Leader, "it appears the tweakers are messing with the stoners now."

We spent all that effort and it's not even the real moon?

We want our money back!

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We spent all that effort and it's not even the real moon?

We want our money back!

I regret to inform said stoners that the moon is not the Moon, its only the moon. A couple months back some ass blew the moon up, DGNT replaced it with a hollow steel sphere, and placed a regulated singularity in the center to simulate its gravity.
This is however, quite an achivement for you, I see. I want to warn your Stonernauts that there are several large space slugs on the false moon, left by some workers with a strange sense of humor, oh, and watch out of the really deep craters.

"Sir," a communications tech reported to the Wazzu Asgard Colonial Leader, "it appears the tweakers are messing with the stoners now."

Not tweakers, just people who enjoy messing with peoples minds :D

We spent all that effort and it's not even the real moon?

We want our money back!

You know, for a Hell of lot less money, Evil Overlord Enterprises would have been happy to arrange passage to any one of several nations already on Luna (the moon).

Darth Norm
Chief Scientist for EOE

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Getting back to the original purpose of this thread:

There's definetly people here... uh... khxxt... damn it. I think they're waiving at us. khxxt.

People?

Yeah... uh... permission to initiate emergency evacuation procedures? ...kxxht...

Granted.

We're going home...

We'll return to the moon...