Weapons for sale!
I'm selling high quality pitchforks, the best in my nation. They are made form stainless steel, durable, sharp, and best of all, versatile. Parents can beat their kids with them, self-defense, use them as weapons, the list goes on and on...
$1 dollar each
Also for sale:
Wooden Clubs: Clubs crafted with the best of care. Are highly useful. Use it to beat your kids, bosses, what ever. Policemen and the army can use them.
$1 dollar each.
Arribastan
27-10-2003, 01:37
I'm selling high quality pitchforks, the best in my nation. They are made form stainless steel, durable, sharp, and best of all, versatile. Parents can beat their kids with them, self-defense, use them as weapons, the list goes on and on...
$1 dollar each
Also for sale:
Wooden Clubs: Clubs crafted with the best of care. Are highly useful. Use it to beat your kids, bosses, what ever. Policemen and the army can use them.
$1 dollar each.that is disgusting. Arribastan is mobilizing troops to declare war on you :evil:
The Macabees
27-10-2003, 01:39
lol..I'll buy 1,000 pitchforks and then stick them in your government's officials.. ok nvm
I;ll buy a million pitch forks, we'll use them in our fields.
lol..I'll buy 1,000 pitchforks and then stick them in your government's officials.. ok nvm
Sold to Macabees!
politicians are expendable. My country will simply scrounge up new ones.
The Macabees
27-10-2003, 01:46
*money wired*
I;ll buy a million pitch forks, we'll use them in our fields.
Hooray! Sold once again.
Bah! Your puny weapons are nothing compared to my advanced laser guided pitchforks with HE points.
that said, halloween is coming up and I cant be bothered to find something for the entire government cabinet to wear. So i will take 250 pitchforks please.
Can I pay it over a period of 8 years? This is some pretty advanced equipment...
Bah! Your puny weapons are nothing compared to my advanced laser guided pitchforks with HE points.
that said, halloween is coming up and I cant be bothered to find something for the entire government cabinet to wear. So i will take 250 pitchforks please.
Can I pay it over a period of 8 years? This is some pretty advanced equipment...
:lol: All right. sold