NationStates Jolt Archive

Me and the region of Kramerica now declare WAR on The Real Xenu! And just a word of warning to Musicmadland......you're next!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU THE REAL XENU! 8)

(singsong)You'll be crushed!

The Dictatorship of The Real Xenu is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.306 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The Nomadic Peoples of Hankston is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

I could probably crush you too, since i have 16 million people.

this is good entertainment

Yea, talk about it. Your 10 million pop (or around there) against his 1 billion pop. Should be a good show.. *gets popcorn*

This guy is a real moron. Can't wait for the fireworks. hehe.
*cracks open a beer and sitts back in his recliner*

Sits down next to Super__Mack...

"Pass me a beer..."

*passes beer over*
By the way, the fridge is right behind u. take what u want. the peanuts are in the pocket on the side of the chair.

Oh yeh!!!

Miller time!!

http://www.chungkuo.org/nuke.jpg

While I:

http://www.whack.org/~deirdre/babycam/kevinbeer.jpg

(Isnt me btw, Im female)

Who wants peanuts?

(Isnt me btw, Im female)

... You are? :shock:

Lol I never knew that!

OOC:Hey n00bs! Since Xenu isn't responding. I'll take all the responsiblity and desruction you are about to give. :lol:

[sacastic]Please Will Someone Help Me[/sarcastic]

I'll give you a beer.

:lol:

I'll give you a potato.

Lets just have a full blown party. And once were drunk enough, we can send in all our troops and blow the hell out of Hankston. It'll be a blast.
(no pun intended.)

:lol:

Aah, amusement!

Mr Frej, president of Jemtlandica smiles and reaces for a snack.

Listen, I'm ordering a cake, who do you want to jump out of it?

I don't really care...

But lets cause a flood in the warring nations, a flood of beer, so that everyone gets drunk...

I think taht there is only one nation at war here. Crazy eh!

War... S..k

Come on people, lets party hearty. Drink beer, love life.
Crap, I lost my remote. I need international assistance.

Yeh, remotes need GPS locaters :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeh, remotes need GPS locaters :wink:

Can you sell me one with a GPS locater on it ??

I think taht there is only one nation at war here. Crazy eh!

Bah, a god war demands paritcipation..

The major Jemtlandica aircraft carrier Oden and some escort ships and submarines are heading in the directions of the Hankston national water.

A lot of foreign prime ministers, dictators so on and so forth has asked why Jemtlandica is moving toward this region with the ongoing conflict. “Are you doing this to satisfy your uranium, information technology and arms industry or what is going on here” asked the prime minister of Falk.

“What conflict.. err, we are out on a routine training mission it's kind of a company out on a conference.. we aren’t carrying any tanks are we..?” replied the president of Jemtlandica.

The navy, currently on international water.

Oden – Jemtlandica aircraft carrier
Type: Oversized nuclear-powered aircraft carrier
Crew: 9,621
Length: 1,492 ft.
Beam: 344 ft. 1 in.
Draft: 47 ft.
Displacement, light load: 125,607 tons
Displacement, full load: 167,235 tons
Speed: 49 kt
Propulsion: 6 shafts, 6 JMT NP-1A1-4F nuclear pressurized-water reactors; 6 sets of SWE MIL-219 geared steam turbines; 480,000 shp
Range: Capt. John Andersson “We got women onboard, we are self supported..”
Armament: 8 KAC-M7D missile launchers designed for Sea Sparrow SAMs, 3 Phalanx CIWS, 2 RAM M-12 SAM systems
Aircraft: 50st Jemtlandica Raptor (se below), 20st JMT-2 Prowlers, 120st JAS 39 Griffon (se below), 4st F U 832 AWACS. Varied aircraft split between ASW helicopters, early warning planes, electronic warfare planes and long-range reconnaisance planes;

Oden nuclear aircraft carrier is a massive vessel designed to dominate its opponents by sheer force. It carries enough planes to engage in land attack missions, interception missions, ASW missions and escort missions simultaneously. While it does require a good number of escorts to protect it from enemy submarines and saturation missile attacks, it can hold its own against nearly any other carrier in the world and is quite capable of many different mission requirements.

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50 st Jemtlandica Raptor
Type: air superiority fighter
Crew: 1
Length: 62 ft. 1 in.
Height: 16 ft. 8 in.
Wingspan: 44 ft. 6 in.
Weight, empty: 31,670 lbs
Weight, max takeoff: 60,000 lbs
Ceiling: approx. 50,000 ft.
Max speed: Mach 2+ at high altitude; Mach 1.2 at sea level
Engines: 2 SWE F911-WP-001 turbofans, each 35,000 lbs of thrust
Range: approx. 1,765 nautical miles
Armament: 1 M61A1/A2 25mm Vulcan cannon; up to 9,200 lbs of external ordnance (combinations of AIM-9 Sidewinder, AIM-7 Sparrow, AIM-120 AMRAAM, Harpoon, HARM, Shrike, SLAM, SLAM-ER, Walleye, Maverick missiles; JSOW, JDAM, general purpose bombs, mines and rockets)

Contrary to its namesake, the Jemtlandica Raptor fighter is a very quiet craft designed to maximize stealthiness as much as possible without compromising the traditional fighter virtues of speed, agility, rate-of-climb and acceleration. The fuselage is faceted and precisely angled to reduce RCS as much as possible, and all AAMs are carried internally and are either expelled pneumatically or swung out of hinged compartments to be fired -- although it is large for a fighter, size is not as much of a factor where stealth is concerned as much as shape. Raptors also have advanced electronic components (GPS, EW suite, new GX/7B radar system, etc.) to make them even more formidable.
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120 st http://www.canit.se/~griffon/aviation/gripen/basic_data.html

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4st F U 832 Ericsson Radar AWAC
Type: airborne warning and control system (AWACS)
Crew: 21
Length: 145 ft.
Height: 41 ft. 4 in.
Wingspan: 130 ft. 9 in.
Radome diameter: 30 ft.
Max takeoff weight: 347,000 lbs
Ceiling: approx. 29,000 ft.
Optimum speed: 360 mph (Mach 0.48 )
Engines: 4 KAC BF99-Y4-600A turbofans, each 21,000 lbs static thrust
Endurance: approx. 11 hours without mid-air refueling
Armament: none

AWACS craft play a major role in modern military operations, as it is essential to have up-to-date, accurate intelligence on enemy positions to both adequately defend friendly forces and effectively attack enemy forces. This system acts an airborne command center, with its state of the art Jemtlandica long-range radar, IFF transponders, EUROPA-GPS systems, ESM, and Joint Tactical Information Distribution System (JTIDS) allowing it to marshal friendly forces effectively. Battlefield data is collected with its sensors and downlinked to other command posts, and it can in turn direct forces on its own. Despite its lack of weapons, it has adequate defenses in that it can detect incoming enemies at a very long range and can call up friendly fighters for protection while it makes an escape.
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6st Mako-class frigate
Type: Guided missile frigate
Crew: 214
Length: 455 ft. 2 in.
Beam: 45 ft.
Draft: 14 ft. 10 in.
Displacement, light load: 2,769 tons
Displacement, full load: 3,658 tons
Speed: 29 kt
Propulsion: 1 shaft, 2 KAC ML-112 gas turbines, providing 47,500 shp
Range: approx. 4,200 nautical miles at 20 kt
Armament: 1 KAC-M7A missile launcher with a total of 50 missiles (only 6 in the launcher at a time, the rest kept in storage until needed; missiles are mixture of Harpoon and SM variants), 2 Phalanx CIWS, 1 5-inch (127mm) gun, 2 25mm low-angle guns, 4 12.7mm machine guns, 6 324mm torpedo tubes, 2 ASW helicopters with pads and hangars

The Mako frigate is a slightly older model, but is quite venerable just the same. They are designed as ocean escorts and are generally used to provide ASW support to convoys or battlegroups. Despite their intended mission however, the ships have proven to be excellent general warships with many excellent capabilities overall.
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1 st Kruger-class cruiser
Type: Guided missile cruiser
Crew: 380
Length: 566 ft. 10 in.
Beam: 55 ft. 2 in.
Draft: 24 ft. 6 in.
Displacement, light load: 7,019 tons
Displacement, full load: 9,589 tons
Speed: 30+ kt
Propulsion: 4 shafts, 4 KAC ML-112 gas turbines, providing 108,000 shp
Range: approx. 6,000 nautical miles at 20 kt
Armament: 1 KAC-M7B missile launcher with a total of 24 missiles (only 6 in the launcher at a time, the rest kept in storage until needed), 8 Harpoon missile canisters, 4 KAC-M88 vertical launch tubes with a total of 92 missiles (only 4 in the tubes at once, the rest kept in storage until needed), 2 Phalanx CIWS, 2 5-inch (127mm) guns, 2 25mm low-angle guns, 6 324mm torpedo tubes, 2 ASW helicopters with pads and hangars

This cruiser is a versatile warship, with the ability to launch Tomahawk cruise missiles, Harpoons, SAMs, torpedoes, all versions of the SM and a number of different shells from the 5 inch guns. It is able to conduct shore bombardments with devastating effect using a combination of 5 inch shells, Tomahawks and SM-4's and is also able to fight off incoming air attacks with its Aegis system.

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6st Trident-class attack submarine
Type: Nuclear-powered attack submarine
Crew: 141
Length: 360 ft.
Beam: 33 ft.
Draft: 32 ft.
Displacement, surfaced: 6,330 tons
Displacement, submerged: 7,177 tons
Speed: 33 kt (submerged)
Propulsion: 1 shaft, 1 KAC NR-4X pressurized-water nuclear reactor, providing 35,000 shp
Maximum operating depth: approx. 1,500 ft.
Range: N/A
Armament: 4 533mm torpedo tubes (also capable of firing Harpoon missiles), 12 KAC-M86 vertical launch tubes for Tomahawk missiles; max capacity of 22 torpedoes or Harpoons; also capable of carrying 44 mines instead of torpedoes/Harpoons

The Trident-class submarine is a proven good value, having served for many years in the Kelanthian Navy and performing excellently throughout all of its missions. The hulls are constructed with high-density steel to provide as much strength as possible for deep-diving operations and the new KAC-S35-B sonar system provides the sub with plenty of opportunity to track and attack enemy contacts.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/435301/trident.jpg

Holy shit! who just crashed my party??? :shock:

Holy shit! who just crashed my party??? :shock:

Im no party crasher, no real party without party cracker..

http://thumbb.image.altavista.com/image/309235201

Some party cracker.

Yeh, but no party isnt a party without funky lights:

http://wwwrc.obs-azur.fr/cerga/lassat/laser.gif

*Prepares to send a tomahawk through the window of the offending Hankston leader's house a la Jack Ryan doctrine.*

Count me in the party!

Funky lights are nice,

hmm how about a discoball?

http://thedude.no-ip.org/upload/spacecentre.JPG

A dancefloor:

http://home.tiscali.nl/~ti019223/mil/4/usn/aircraft/nimitz.jpg

hey, there is a party and i weren't invited!!! i want in on some of this action!!!

I will sum up my feelings in one pic:
http://mcx99.homestead.com/files/godmod.jpg


:lol: that says it all

I want in on the party action. :)

The heart of the party is back. I just put some drunk morons at the control of some of my high tech missile sites. Were gonna have some really nice fireworks tonight. If your in the front row, you might even see some of my favorites, the "Flaming people". :twisted:

yay!!! flaming peopel, my fav!!!! :D