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STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)

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Congratulations your name here! You have been chosen to recive the SIRF,

because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following

lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are

incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadrapaligic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time.

You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[X] Spammer
[X] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homophobe
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[X] Rabid chimpmunk
[X] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to
certain charecters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] Horribly goddmoded
[ ] A declaration of war as your first post, or on the first day you came
here
[ ] Launching of nukes as first post, or by nation with under 100 mil pop.
[ ] N00bzi'ish
[ ] A 'Would this be goddmodding topic?'
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[ ] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanaticle
[X] Boring
[X] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerant
[X] Mind-numbng
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply/ didnt break pic links
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[X] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ trollery
[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[X] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless

that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dont have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read the Stickies
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, i'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[X] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and
kill yourself.


I have wanted to use this for a while :)

OOC: Wow! Dontgonearthere, you put some real thought in your newbie bashing message.Keep bashing the n00bs. :lol:

OOC: I do my best :wink: , but the whole SIRF thing is actualy an old fad, I decided to revive it because of the number of idiots I see on NS every day, Im tired of writing long posts telling them how stupid they are. This is just typing X a few times :twisted:

rofl that was a good one! KEEP IT UP!

SHUT THE HELLL UP DONT YALL EVER KID ON HERE