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Psychic Amplifier Found

26-10-2003, 19:27
A new psychic amplifier has been discovered. Aloows people to tap into unkown portions of their brains releasing enrgies that were before thought to be superstions. :D
26-10-2003, 19:29
WE WILL SELL!


100/200 ice shards
26-10-2003, 19:44
I will buy 1000. money has been wired!
Setian-Sebeceans
26-10-2003, 19:48
A new psychic amplifier has been discovered. Aloows people to tap into unkown portions of their brains releasing enrgies that were before thought to be superstions. :D

Thats cool, but we have regulations, so, we can't buy.
Feline
26-10-2003, 20:08
OOC: Hope you don't mind. If you do, I'll just delete the post.

IC:

At Department 47 of the Feline Parks and Recreation Department, supposedly charged with cleaning out trashcans in parks, but actually a covert agency designed to identify, obtain, and contain advanced paranormal technology, the director of it screamed at two men in his office:

"WHAT!!!!! How the bloody h*ll did these twits find the amplifiers we buried! Robinson, you're transferred to the cover portion. Davidson, you too. That's right, you actually will be cleaning out trashcans. MOVE!!!Computer, promote the appropriate people and get them in my office NOW!"

"Now, according to the computer, your names are Robert Williams and Fluffy Vernex. Now, Agents Williams and Vernex, retrieve those amplifiers. Go to pod 17 of section 24 of floor 82 in this arcology. They'll give you all the equipment you need. NOW!"

As they scurried out, he slammed a plant off his desk.

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Down in pod 17 of section 24 of floor 82, they walked into a park pod. "Are you sure this is the right place?" "Well, the cover is a department that cleans waste receptacles in park pods." "Hey, over there... that geodesic dome labeled 'administration.' That's got to be it."

As they walked over to the dome, A man pulled them aside. "Are you agents Vernex and Williams of Department 47?" They looked at eachother for a minute, and Vernex said, "Why do you ask?" The man shoved a breifcase at them. "Just cut the c*ap. I'm D47, you're D47. Just take it."

They looked inside. A small LCD monitor directed them in their covers, and they took out their equipment. "Let's see... one psionic detector, fanny packs with hidden scanning arrays, cell phone with hidden ionised beam weapon, and a bunch of tourist related items." said Williams.

They headed to the Feline international transportation center, and took off as Marge Smith and David Smith, newlyweds honeymooning in Psychic Penguins. Their flight would be a long one.

Robert/David was thinking as they flew along, "Great. First mission out and I have to pertend to be married to her."

Fluffy/Marge was thinking, "Yes! While 'maintaining our cover', I can finally get a kiss with him. I never thought I would actually meet him! And now we're partners, and now we're pertending to be married!" She then began gazing at him, as he read an inflight e-book magazine.

OOC: Again, if you mind turning this into an RP, then I'll delete the post.