Jesus commanded me to drop the AIDS bomb on all of you....
Dear NationStates:
Jesus Christ himself has ordered me to drop my infamous AIDS bomb on all of you. That means I will begin my AIDS bomb campaign very soon and all of your citizens will be infected. Jesus also told me that everyone (except the people in my nation) are a bunch of sinners, and hestated that he is bitter about the cancellation of Futurama on Fox. I hope your nations enjoy AIDS as much as the 28% of my population does.
PRESIDENT
Jesus Domino
.................
Whatever, druggy.
Froggyliciousness
26-10-2003, 17:58
AIDS is an STD. Which means for everyone to get infected, they'd have to be running around naked outside. Or something. So..my 150,000 soldiers are pointing their Ionized Beam M-16s at your country just in case.
~Supreme Chancellor Lance Johnson
Froggyliciousness
26-10-2003, 18:00
Dear NationStates:
Jesus Christ himself has ordered me to drop my infamous AIDS bomb on all of you. That means I will begin my AIDS bomb campaign very soon and all of your citizens will be infected. Jesus also told me that everyone (except the people in my nation) are a bunch of sinners, and hestated that he is bitter about the cancellation of Futurama on Fox. I hope your nations enjoy AIDS as much as the 28% of my population does.
PRESIDENT
Jesus Domino
I am too concerned about this "Futurama". Maybe we can capture "Matt Groening" and make him produce episodes! My 150,000 soldiers are now pointing to the Fox TV HQ.
Sincerely,
~Supreme Chancellor Lance Johnson
Bravio!
I'll donate 10,000 of our best to help
Froggyliciousness
26-10-2003, 18:02
Dear NationStates:
Jesus Christ himself has ordered me to drop my infamous AIDS bomb on all of you. That means I will begin my AIDS bomb campaign very soon and all of your citizens will be infected. Jesus also told me that everyone (except the people in my nation) are a bunch of sinners, and hestated that he is bitter about the cancellation of Futurama on Fox. I hope your nations enjoy AIDS as much as the 28% of my population does.
PRESIDENT
Jesus Domino
God himself told me to shoot the hell out of this guy. So, erm, ya.
Lord_Zero
26-10-2003, 18:02
Jesus can go suck himself, he doesn't/didn't exsit, he was just a charasmatic guy, who gave people drugs saying he healed them.
Froggyliciousness
26-10-2003, 18:04
Breaking News!
-150,000 troops board transports departing Froggyworld, heading to FOX TV HQ. They are expected to arrive any minutes.
-Also, we have a source telling us "Frogzz r yumiiii!" More on this soon.
CoreWorlds
26-10-2003, 18:14
Hah! AIDS cannot harm us! The can only be transmitted by body fluids, like blood and semen. We cannot catch it through air or water. So for all intents and purposes, your "bomb" is a dud! :roll: :lol: :roll:
Oh, and Jesus doesn't order people to do things like that. He actually said to love your neighbor, and to do onto others what you would have them do onto you (MLK Jr. borrowed the quote from the Lord).