25-10-2003, 21:21
News Flash <CNN>
A top Calcednian scientist was arrested today after telling graduate students about his 'evil plan'. According to one student, Ernest Bobb was telling them how everything was part of his evil plan. The worried students quickly informed authorities, who responded promptly.
Attempting to justify himself, Dr. Bobb spoke with CNN reporters on his way to the squad car. "Look, suppose i was to give my minions a diagram of my evil plan. This diagram would have to include those things which are not part of my evil plan so that they would know those things aren't a part of the plan. Thus they are a part of my evil plan in that they are not."
Unfortunately, all attempts to interview Dr. Bobb since his arrest have met with failure. The CNN reporters who got that brief interview have since been deported by the government, and Calcednie has refused to even disclose the location Dr. Bobb is being held at.
Calcednie released the following official statement: The people of Calcednie are greatful to the dutiful students who brought this menace to society to our attention. Dr. Bobb is being corrected, and his 'minions' will be found. Socially disruptive individuals like this are an aberration, and good citizens should aid the government to keep them from corrupting others.
A top Calcednian scientist was arrested today after telling graduate students about his 'evil plan'. According to one student, Ernest Bobb was telling them how everything was part of his evil plan. The worried students quickly informed authorities, who responded promptly.
Attempting to justify himself, Dr. Bobb spoke with CNN reporters on his way to the squad car. "Look, suppose i was to give my minions a diagram of my evil plan. This diagram would have to include those things which are not part of my evil plan so that they would know those things aren't a part of the plan. Thus they are a part of my evil plan in that they are not."
Unfortunately, all attempts to interview Dr. Bobb since his arrest have met with failure. The CNN reporters who got that brief interview have since been deported by the government, and Calcednie has refused to even disclose the location Dr. Bobb is being held at.
Calcednie released the following official statement: The people of Calcednie are greatful to the dutiful students who brought this menace to society to our attention. Dr. Bobb is being corrected, and his 'minions' will be found. Socially disruptive individuals like this are an aberration, and good citizens should aid the government to keep them from corrupting others.