NationStates Jolt Archive


Terrorists attack PBS- We have officially lost war on terror

25-10-2003, 20:26
Dear NationStates-
Terrorists have attacked PBS. Without PBS, we do not have quality educational programing, and worst of all, Sesame Street. I think we should seriously consider waiving the white flag on the war on terror, because the terrorists definately have the upper hand. I fear they may target Chuckie Cheese, streets mimes, and obscure indie rock groups next. Our intelligence has recently discovered that Laubenstan has been responsible for providing resources to these terrorists organizations, such as Al Quada, Right to Life, and Earth First. I say let's give up. We lost. End of story.

PRESIDENT
Jesus Domino
The Mycon
25-10-2003, 20:58
Y'know, some of us would've appreciated a "not yet, give it 'til we've got someone who can bow out gracefully in office before we surrender" option, or maybe a "no."
Blademasters
25-10-2003, 21:02
Or a "that wasn't terrorist, I hate the media" option :D