NationStates Jolt Archive


"Rising Sun Network" media broadcasted into Sino

Japann
25-10-2003, 02:30
Today, the government authorised the transmission of TV and radio signals into Sino. The channels will broadcast pro-Japann propaganda and aim to weaken General Liu's hold on the country. 75% of Sino will be able to recieve the broadcasts. There will be 2 free-to-air channels (one in Cantonese, another in Mandarin), and two radio channels. (Similar).

Typical TV programmes:

0000 - Japannese Music Videos
0600 - Rising Sun News
0700 - Let's Learn Japannese! (Aimed at children)
0800 - Yogi-uh Cartoon
0830 - Chipokoman "Poko Monsters"
0900 - Ham-Ham Hamsters
0930 - Let's Learn Japannese! (Aimed at Adults)
1000 - Rising Sun News
1100 - Cooking with Honshu
1200 - Movie : Pearl Harbour (edited, with the final bombing scene of Tokyo cut out)
1400 - Atrocities of General Liu - Documentary
1500 - Japannese Soldiers (children's cartoon)
1600 - Let's learn Japannese! (Aimed at Children)
1700 - Music Videos
1800 - Rising Sun News
1900 - Documentary: "Nanjing: The myths" (Denies the whole thing)
2000 - Friends
2100 - Rising Sun News
2200 - Hentai
25-10-2003, 02:31
HAMTARO!!!

YA YA YA YA YA!!!
25-10-2003, 02:33
OOC: The Supreme commander travels to Sino to watch this channel at 2200 :lol:
Japann
25-10-2003, 02:33
That appears to be our most popular time slot. Weird...
25-10-2003, 02:35
OOC: There are alot of desperate men out there :D
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 02:44
Looking at his wife the 17 year old Finegold III, although at bad terms over Sino, runs off the palace and takes the fastest plane to Sino. There, he purchases as house and turns the TV on at 2200.
25-10-2003, 02:45
OOC: china if you need help against the japanese perverts send me a telegram.
Japann
25-10-2003, 02:46
"We knew that the programme would be popular, but not that popular!"
25-10-2003, 02:47
any sort of hentai/japanese underage donkey-opossum-mouse-furry sex anime etc.. here is outlawed.
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 02:52
any sort of hentai/japanese underage donkey-opossum-mouse-furry sex anime etc.. here is not outlawed.

Damn your country sucks... j/k...
25-10-2003, 02:53
uhm.. :shock: I MEAN IT IS OUTLAWED
Japann
25-10-2003, 04:07
bump
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:11
Japann, can you make more times for Hentai and add some American porn too.. I want to understand atleast half of it... I'll pay 45 bucks a month, you know a sattelite fee.
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:11
We are outraged by this.

We warn the Japann imperalists to cease these acts.

Foreign Affairs Ministry

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A Chinese 747 cargo jet takes off --- with a special modified "bomb bay". Its destination: Tokyo.

The plane looks ordinary --- with a logo of the "New China Corporation", but inside --- over 100,000 opsters and books of Chinese proganda against Japann, and hardcore Chinese porngraphy.
Defari
25-10-2003, 04:12
although defari has no interest in this conflict, we commend japan for their genius tactics.
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:16
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Japann
25-10-2003, 04:19
The porn magazines cover the streets, and find their way into high schools all over Japan. High school students are grateful, but for many adults this infuriates them, and they take to the streets in a massive anti-PRC rally.
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:20
The cargo jet --- after its short trip from northeast China to the area near Tokyo airport --- finally arrives within a few hours.

Suddenly, the plane redirected its path - to Tokyo's business district. Flying low at an altitude of just 500 feet, it can reach the skyscrapers, and even lower than the Tokyo TV tower. The pilots carefully got the plane over the business district.

"Release."

The bomb may opened --- the first sight, over 5000 booklets on the atrocities committed by Japann to China in the past years were released, onto the bustling afternoon street. Later, over 80,000 Chinese proganda posters were dropped --- many glided. The posters contains infomation about the acts of war the current Japannese President has committed.

Later, at the final phase --- 500 pornograhpy magazines fell out, some also glided.
25-10-2003, 04:22
china, we send you 20 DF-41 icbms with unarmed warheads, each got a range of 16,000 km.

http://www.fas.org/news/china/2000/df31.jpg
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:24
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PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:24
china, we send you 20 DF-41 icbms with unarmed warheads, each got a range of 16,000 km.


We thank you for your courtesy. Ironically, we already designed a special "leaflet" warhead for the ICBM --- that contains over 20,000 leaflets. The accuracy of the missile should bring the leaflets all over Tokyo --- if not the metropolitican area near it.
Japann
25-10-2003, 04:25
Japann does not wish to start a war with China (OOC: Yet). We ask that the Macabee warplanes wait until the cargo jet is over international waters before taking action. Then Japann cannot be blamed.
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:26
The two SS-102's swivel around the path of the cargo jet and soon see it appear. They quickly race towards it firing two sidewinders right into the cargo jet.

OOC:

The reasons for this is that its illegal for any nation to fly over the airspace of another.

OOC: Uh... It is painted as a civilian cargo jet, if you don't understand? Of course its ligit to fly over Tokyo.

And I don't see how you got your military jet over Japann --- unless you mobilized earlier.

EDIT: This does not mean that your jets is ignored --- you can shoot at it in international space, as Japann said.
Japann
25-10-2003, 04:27
BTW: The last post was secret IC.
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:29
The 747, seeing it has done its job, quickly activated its onboard ECM system, and fled at its maximum speed --- just incase the Japannese warplanes think it is a military plane and shoot it down. After all, it is already been exposed as a "government plane" of PRC China.
Bonstock
25-10-2003, 04:33
....and hardcore Chinese porngraphy.

ooc: lol... that could be effective propaganda for my country...

ic:

Bonstock is countering these programs by sending in Bonstocknian Sattelite Television News Service. A private, unrestrictd company, it has a schedule like so:

0000: Adult Programming
0400: Paid Previews
0600: Good Morning, Bonstock and the world!
0700: Live From...
0800: Bonjour, mes amis! (French proggramming, aimed at kids)
0900: International Scene (news from around the world)
1000: L'histoire de BonStock (French documentary, history)
1100: The World At War (chronicles of past World Wars, emphisis on WWII, NS nuke fests)
1200: News de la midi (in English, Japanese subtitles used, mostly Bonstocknian news)
1300: Bonstocknian Military News
1400: Let's Learn French! (aimed at kids)
1430: Let's Learn Swedish! (ditto)
1500: Inside Politics
1600: Childrens programming, dubbed in Japanese
1700: Bill Dobbs Moneyline (Financial News)
1800: The News at 6
1900: Documentary: The Rape of Nanjing (viewer discresion advised)
2000: Prime time programming: Joe Billionaire
2100: Primetime: Neighbors
2200: Primetime: Sports games
2300: The Late News
2330: The Late Show! (on licence)
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:34
China...I announced how my jets got there about 10 threads ago.

OOC: Your inability to read should be reason enough to be ingnored.
25-10-2003, 04:36
OOC:
heh china can destroy you both with the icbms he got,if they attack just arm them with some nuclear mirv warheads and then.. :wink:
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:37
China...I announced how my jets got there about 10 threads ago.

OOC: Your inability to read should be reason enough to be ingnored.
OOC:At least I don't see how your jets think that my plane is a military one right before it entered the Japann airspace.

And please show me where you actually announced that you have jets there.
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:38
China...I announced how my jets got there about 10 threads ago.

OOC: Your inability to read should be reason enough to be ingnored.
OOC:At least I don't see how your jets think that my plane is a military one right before it entered the Japann airspace.

Ignore? Fine. I don't care.

OOC: Acording to the other thread you are about to carry out bombing runs.. Thats more than enough reason to suspect anything.
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:39
OOC: Acording to the other thread you are about to carry out bombing runs.. Thats more than enough reason to suspect anything.
OOC: Still, I don't see how you think that civilian cargo aircraft is a military aircraft, since I still hasn't put sanctions over Japann, not did Japann put economic sanctions on me.
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:40
OOC:
heh china can destroy you both with the icbms he got,if they attack just arm them with some nuclear mirv warheads and then.. :wink:

And I can destroy him.... and anyways, my nation is way more than 16,000 km away... this is a planet larger than Jupiter.

The battlegroup was just around Japann's waters because we called deployment to counter his mobilization thread (about a week ago.. its on the first page).
The Macabees
25-10-2003, 04:41
OOC: Acording to the other thread you are about to carry out bombing runs.. Thats more than enough reason to suspect anything.
OOC: Still, I don't see how you think that civilian cargo aircraft is a military aircraft, since I still hasn't put sanctions over Japann, not did Japann put economic sanctions on me.

OOC: Ok to stop fighting over a freaking cargo jet... lets just ignore my attack...ill delete all my posts about that...
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:42
OOC: Acording to the other thread you are about to carry out bombing runs.. Thats more than enough reason to suspect anything.
OOC: Still, I don't see how you think that civilian cargo aircraft is a military aircraft, since I still hasn't put sanctions over Japann, not did Japann put economic sanctions on me.

OOC: Ok to stop fighting over a freaking cargo jet... lets just ignore my attack...ill delete all my posts about that...
OOC: No, my point is that you can shoot at it when my jets just exited, since it is already known that the jet is for spreading propganda :P
Bonstock
25-10-2003, 04:46
ooc: PRC China, just aim TV shows like I did. I'm aiming them at you, too. Except Bill Dobbes has special reports on the failure of communism!

that was an ooc statement
PRC China
25-10-2003, 04:47
ooc: PRC China, just aim TV shows like I did. I'm aiming them at you, too. Except Bill Dobbes has special reports on the failure of communism!

that was an ooc statement
OOC: Of course, I did consider.

But I went for a more unique way :P
Japann
25-10-2003, 04:48
New government-approved TV recievers will now contain chips to block out Bonstock's propaganda (although non-government approved recievers will still be able to view them). The new TV station is moderately successful, gaining a market share of 15%.
Omz222
25-10-2003, 04:51
The Bonstock TV program in PRC China is immediately cutoff through cable programming, although most villagers and middle class citizens who have radio antenna on their TVs will still be able to view the TV Channels --- although they can only undterstand Chinese.
25-10-2003, 04:51
The Bonstock TV program in PRC China is immediately cutoff through cable programming, although most villagers and middle class citizens who have radio antenna on their TVs will still be able to view the TV Channels --- although they can only undterstand Chinese.

heh so its your puppet.
Omz222
25-10-2003, 04:52
The Bonstock TV program in PRC China is immediately cutoff through cable programming, although most villagers and middle class citizens who have radio antenna on their TVs will still be able to view the TV Channels --- although they can only undterstand Chinese.

heh so its your puppet.
OOC: Oops :P
Japann
25-10-2003, 04:52
OOC: I'm Ell and _Taiwan's puppet.
25-10-2003, 04:54
first i thought that you are iraqstan's puppet because you put alot of :P in your messages like he did..
Bonstock
25-10-2003, 05:03
The Bonstock TV program in PRC China is immediately cutoff through cable programming, although most villagers and middle class citizens who have radio antenna on their TVs will still be able to view the TV Channels --- although they can only undterstand Chinese.

The program is now dubbed in Japanese and Chinese, so both will hear. We'll even throw in a Korean station.

Meanwhile, enterprising Bonstocknian businessmen in China illicitly buy satellite dishes from local smuggling Triads. Tehy then sell them at a higher price to local villigers. Being Bonstocknian citizens, they have a diplomatic immunity, and will not be tried for selling illicit dishes. They go to small agricultural villiages and set up a single dish, and then give a connection to a bunch of households, charging money for this service...
Omz222
25-10-2003, 05:06
The program is now dubbed in Japanese and Chinese, so both will hear. We'll even throw in a Korean station.

Meanwhile, enterprising Bonstocknian businessmen in China illicitly buy satellite dishes from local smuggling Triads. Tehy then sell them at a higher price to local villigers. Being Bonstocknian citizens, they have a diplomatic immunity, and will not be tried for selling illicit dishes. They go to small agricultural villiages and set up a single dish, and then give a connection to a bunch of households, charging money for this service...

---Posting for PRC China---

Quickly, this went off control --- especially in Northern Chinese villages --- where near everyone understands some form of Mandrin.

Police were outraged, arresting some Chinese villagers for having their dishes in their houses and small flats. Most are detained for a few day without trial in country police stations, then released with a small fine ranging from 100 RMB to 300 RMB. But some villagers still told the stories about Bonstock businessmens were responsible for this. The police didn't believe this...

...not yet.
Sino
26-10-2003, 01:56
The Armed Republic of Sino retaliates by jamming all Japannese propaganda satellites. We also reply with sending our ALCMs to knock out any possible centers of broacast in Japann. If Jap civilians get killed that's worth the celebration- pathetic subhumans.
CoreWorlds
26-10-2003, 02:18
*wishes we have anti-porn ICBMs*
Sino
26-10-2003, 02:30
The ARSMTV (Armed Republic of Sino Music Television) will face broadcast into Japann in the coming days, it will feature nothing but 24/7 orchestral/heavy metal (lyricless) music videos, but featuring nothing but scene after scene of the Sinoese Military, in peace or at war. The artists are either Sinoese civilians or the ARSCF Symphony Orchestra. All music are to be strident and warlike.

0000-0700: Scenes of Japann's flag being burnt with the Japannese national anthem as background music
0700: National Anthems
0710-1200: ARSCFSO (previous military parades)
1200-2000: China at war (lots of firepower and action acompannied by military music)
2000-2300: More scenes of parades and warfare from the archives of the ARSCF

We hope that the average Japannese subhuman can understand why we broadcast such.
Sino
26-10-2003, 02:34
BUMP

Our TV networks are challenging each other.
Japann
26-10-2003, 05:11
Sino's TV signals are captured and re-edited; all Sinoese flags have been replaced with Japanese flags through video editing.
CoreWorlds
26-10-2003, 17:03
A TV channel war? that's a new thing.
26-10-2003, 17:48
*Gets popcorn out*
Whoever wins this media war, will have rights to to have a t.v channal in our country, and a radio station to boot.
Maropian Coast
26-10-2003, 18:02
Thats it... we need to settle this once and for all...


A new program, in Japanese, is now being broadcast into Japann. It shows the following programs:

0000: Porn movies
0300: Paid Programming (mostly sex related products)
0600: News (the 18 year old female anchor is naked)
0700: Nude camp
1200: Porn movies
1500: The Women of Bonstock
1700: The Women of Sino/PRC China
2000: Nude files
2100: Porn movies

This oughta get those Japanese to submit! Round the clock porn stations!

Sent from the Bonstocknian Overseas Colony at Maropian Coast, Taiwan.
Sino
27-10-2003, 03:01
That's not the right way to deal with the Japs. If the Japs see naked women from overseas, they will feel the need for rape and pillage.

OOC: Maropian Coast is an idiot.
Sino
27-10-2003, 03:03
Sino's TV signals are captured and re-edited; all Sinoese flags have been replaced with Japanese flags through video editing.

We can tell that you have replaced the flag, but rest assured, Sinoese do not have eyes as slant as the Japs and our forces are far mopre advanced than those of Japann's.
Japann
27-10-2003, 03:14
President Akibura watches the Maropian programming and is "so outraged he cannot change the channel".
Sino
27-10-2003, 04:27
President Akibura watches the Maropian programming and is "so outraged he cannot change the channel".

This must be evidence that Mr. Akibura is a social degenerate and nothing better to do with his leadership than to watch porn.
27-10-2003, 05:13
Lol...
Anybody want in?
Maropian Coast
27-10-2003, 05:36
That's not the right way to deal with the Japs. If the Japs see naked women from overseas, they will feel the need for rape and pillage.

OOC: Maropian Coast is an idiot.
Japs? What the heck. Thats a racial slur.

But my tactic works, see...

President Akibura watches the Maropian programming and is "so outraged he cannot change the channel".
Sino
27-10-2003, 23:55
BUMP
Japann
28-10-2003, 03:34
Japs a racial slur? Not really, sorta like a colloqial form, like Niggas and Chinks.
CoreWorlds
28-10-2003, 03:55
In response to the growing conflict on the air, Coreworlds secretly beams its own TV schedule into Japann:

0000 Dancing Female Twileks and other soft alien porn
0600 Good Morning with Neo Alderaan(a city of mine)
0700 The Ewok and Jar-Jar Show!
0800 My Fair Senator
0900 Anti-Palpatine Show
1000 Jedi (Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?)
1100 Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace
1330 Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1500 The Clone Wars cartoon
1530 Jedi vs Ninjas: WWE Style
1700 News on Naboo
1800 Galactic News brought to you by Coreworlds(the only nation on Earth that recieves it)
1900 Stars of Fortune
1930 Hyper Jeopardy!
2000 Rise and Fall of the Sith
2200 Coreworlds Nightly News
2300 Scum and Villainy
Japann
28-10-2003, 04:01
The newest station is so crap it captures a mere 0.4% of the market. ((OOC: I hate star wars!))
New York and Jersey
28-10-2003, 04:21
Using the Johnston T.V. Satellite the Federal Republics major broadcasting space satellite, they began to broadcast their own signal into both Sino, and Japann, this done on the same channel in both nations with the same transmission to both countries. In specific regions subtitles are added to assit people in understanding what is going on.

0000-Paid Programming
0030-Federal Republic World Weather Report
0100-Federal Republic History(mostly facts,good and bad,little propoganda)
0200-Battlefield Weapons(NYNJ Military up close)
0300-Robot Wars
0400-Good Morning New York
1030-Federal Republic Buisness Report
1200-Price is Right
1300-Cops NY
1330-Cops NJ
1400-Presidental Poker(President de los Santos and his Cabnit in the Capital Building Meeting room drinking,playing poker for money, and explaining foreign policy and domestic policy to the masses)
1500-Evening News
1600-Movie: Midway
2000-Nightly News
2100-Conan Obrien Show
2200-Late Night prayer with Farther McMillian
2300-Music to help people sleep(Jazz)
CoreWorlds
28-10-2003, 04:25
The newest station is so crap it captures a mere 0.4% of the market. ((OOC: I hate star wars!))

OOC: Jar Jar or Star Wars, period? LOL!!! :P

IC: Oddly enough, ratings in the CWNetwork station has gone up slightly, despite Japannese propaganda, so it sends the programs to Sino as well.
Sino
28-10-2003, 04:31
You Japs will have nothing to watch since some of your broadcasting facilities have been attacked by our ALCMs.
Sino
28-10-2003, 04:34
Sino filters out such disgusting aspects of your alien programming such as porn, the rest are mostly fine.

It seems that Sino's patriotic and ultra-nationalist audiences prefer the ARSMTV (Armed Republic of Sino Music Television) more as nationalism can be addictive.

ARSMTV schedules (updated)

0000-0700: Scenes of Japann's flag being burnt with the Japannese national anthem as background music
0700: National Anthems (Sino, PRc, RoC)
0710-1200: ARSCFSO (previous military parades)
1200-2000: Chinese at war (lots of firepower and action acompannied by military music)
2000-2300: More scenes of parades and warfare from the archives of the ARSCF

*Music featured are usually lyricless. Genres are mainly orchestral and sometimes heavy metal.