NationStates Jolt Archive

The Republic of Kazquim is being over running by excessive amounts of rabied rats. Thousands of people are being affected and hundreds have died. We are being over run and are in need of support and suggestions.
This is President Jinzo of The Republic of Kazquim signing off.

Try and have one of your scientists capture a rat and test it. Could you tell us what kind of rat it is, and send us a sample of its DNA?

The Republic of Evopia currently has a large number of Drop Ships that could be used as armed shelters for people who have had to evacuate their cities. I have 250 of them in service i could send 150 of them for aid. i await your reply

uhm. immunise your population against rabies? line the streets with rat poison? start progressive social campaigns aimed at cleanliness?

start up an army of cats, foxes (we have lots, sending them immediately), and other rat-eating animals, and an airforce of birds of prey. That'll fix 'em.

Those are simple answers, but the only fool proof way to rid yourself of all of them would be to nuke your own nation. Just a suggestion.

All of your requests are deeply appreciated. No drop ship will be needed. I will have to go with the senator of skittletopia's idea. There will be an urgent report to everyone in the country explaining to them the crisis and how we will deal with it. Scientists have studied this problem and have found that people infected with the new desease in which the rats are carrying have delusions and show signs of schizophrenia. We do not know if the illness is long term or not and we also have no reports of a desease like this. people also introduced with this plague are continuously vomiting blood. There are some citizens who have died from loss of blood. We will reply later when we receive more information on this crisis. This is the president of The republic of Kaquim signing off.

a suggestion to the Spokesperson of the Konohagekure Village. Once we release these wild animals then what would stop the newly released animals from taking over. Frankly, I want this crisis to end imediatly, not start a whole new problem. thankyou.

The Allied States of Big Long Now has sent medical supplies for rabies immunizations and supplies of rat traps and poisons. We've also wired $1.2 million to help with the costs of immunizations for those who do not have proper funds to pay for them.

President Richard Evan of Big Long Now

Don't listen to that fool Der Fuhrer Dyszel. We send our condolences and hope your people recover from this plague.

The Republic of kazquim appreciates the magnificent donations. Hopefully, this new plague will be abolished soon enough. we hacve no further news on the never before seen desease.

would it be possible to let a bio team into your nation? we'll pick up a few rats so we can test the disease on vermicious knids, if it's innefective (they're resillient beasts. immune to most illnesses) we'll dispatch some pavlov-style conditioned ones, that associate rats with oompah loompahs, to eat up all the rats. k?

Since we do not have much information on this disease we will not be accepting offers to join SAIRP(Societies Against Increased Rat Population).
This organization will be accepted donations on finding vaccines. All money from donations will be used in fighting the "red death"(new name for crisis dubbed by citizens). Anyone who has the money and would want to help the republic of Kazquim to fight the "red death" please reply. We will accept all offers. thankyou.
Pres. Jinzo of Kazquim

Don't listen to that fool Der Fuhrer Dyszel. We send our condolences and hope your people recover from this plague.

Yes, really do not listen to me, CoreWorlds is right.

Note: I am a sarcastic poster. You have to find the hidden message in my posts alot of time. A nuclear bomb would be pointless because he is trying to save his people and a bomb would kill them to get rid of the rats. It was verbal irony: something stated, not intended to be taken literarly.

I would also like to say that this disease is not liek any other disease we have ever seen. It is not rabies what we are afraid of, we are afraid of "the red death". So far, this is how much we know about this disease:
1)Signs of Schizophrenia
2) dry mouth, excessive Diarrhea
3) Uncontrollable vomiting of blood
4) having delusions
5) it is not only spread by rat bites but also rat stool. There were instances of infected stool found on food products, soda cans, fast food restaurunts, and is often found everywhere since the population is almosty more than the citizens.
This is all we know at the moment...We will reply when we have more info.
Pres. of Kazquim

:( We are dissapointed that there are no donations to SAIRP(Societies Against Increased Rat Population). Please we need all the help we can get.
It woul dbe greatly appreciated if there is any donations - any at all. Kazquim is a small country and does not have the money to support the organization. Please help us before it is too late. If our organization fails, then we will have to evcuate the city and use some sort of pesticide or gas to destroy the rats. thankyou
pres. Jinzo of Kazquim

Don't listen to that fool Der Fuhrer Dyszel. We send our condolences and hope your people recover from this plague.

Yes, really do not listen to me, CoreWorlds is right.

Note: I am a sarcastic poster. You have to find the hidden message in my posts alot of time. A nuclear bomb would be pointless because he is trying to save his people and a bomb would kill them to get rid of the rats. It was verbal irony: something stated, not intended to be taken literarly.

OOC: I love irony. I knew that wasn't right. Back to fighting the rats.

:( We are dissapointed that there are no donations to SAIRP(Societies Against Increased Rat Population). Please we need all the help we can get.
It woul dbe greatly appreciated if there is any donations - any at all. Kazquim is a small country and does not have the money to support the organization. Please help us before it is too late. If our organization fails, then we will have to evcuate the city and use some sort of pesticide or gas to destroy the rats. thankyou
pres. Jinzo of Kazquim

$50 million should kick things off.

:D $50 million is a exceptional donation. We will use this money to study the "red death". Until then, thankyou and so long.
pres. Jinzo of Kazquim

scientists have been doing studies and have found that the disease is acually formed by microscopic worms. these worms are usually found in bacteria and live off of it. Rats are often found in dirty places such as sewers etc...these worms latch on to the rat and dig into the rats skin inside it's body. The disease carried by the worms are making their way into the rat's system and are found in rat saliva. The rat stool has millions of these worms. This is how the "red death" is made. To abolish this plague, our scientists have found a vaccine to kill the worms. We will use mantens (microscopic organisms) to destory the worms. The mantens is acually bacteria that engulfs the worm and lays the egg inside the prey's body and then gives birth to the prey with the egg in it. These mantens are harmless to humans and will eventually die in a matter of months. This will give us time to evacuate the city. There is a problem, we need help to evacuate everyone. Money and support is needed. Thankyou to all who donated to the problem.
pres. Jinzo of Republic of Kazquim