Spy Satellite launched.
Malatose
24-10-2003, 06:19
Today the Malatose Red Army High Command has announced the succesful launch of the M-1 Spy Satellite.The satellite will be used to take pictures of other nations territory including key military installations.
As a result of this launch, the great nation of Israel1 has launched 2 F-15 eagles loaded with our ASM-135 ASAT missiles to intercept and destroy this sattelite. This was done for national security purposes only, and not an act of terror in any way.
and even then Andurian has resorted to toy catepults to try adn splatter seeds across the satelite.
*Methinks ASATing his brand-new satellite gives him every reason to retaliate militarily*
The bugger was going to spy on people nations, mainly their military instalations. He could spy on my military too. Whats going to stop him from doing that?
Well now he's probably going to bomb you into the stone age.
Space is an open region; any nation can put whatever they want up there. If it's a spy satellite, tough luck. He can do what he wants.
In response I have come up with a marvoulus invention. A holographic simulator that will cover an area as big as the region of Spirit lake. I only have one other and am offering it to the highest bidder. Now if you would like to move in to the region then I will allow it but you must post and tell me.
After noting the size of the country, my nation called off the attacks seconds before the missles were to be launched.
We also apologize for calling him a "bugger".
After noting the size of the country, my nation called off the attacks seconds before the missles were to be launched.
We also apologize for calling him a "bugger".
A wise choice ;)
And a little hint: Don't try and kill everything that everyone does for no reason. Why not put your own satellite up, instead of destroying one nation's (When there are many hundreds, if not thousands of satellites in orbit)?
If the US destroyed Sputnik, there would have been a nuclear armageddon....
my armed forces are now returning to their jobs and attampting to earn their bread and brown stuff. We apologise for any inconviniance caused by this matter and strongly suggest you lose your mind to some form of videogame.
Malatose
24-10-2003, 17:49
You were wise to call off those attacks Israel1 because if you were to have destroyed our satellite you have been nothing but a crater after we were done with our massive air strikes.
Well, I hope u enjoy your spy satellite. I think I'll just sit back and drink a Bud now.
We at Freedom Country are well used to it.
We know the exact times a sattelite will go over, and will be ready to hide all stuff at that time.
CRETALIAN STUDENTS PROTEST FOREIGN SURVEILLANCE
CRETAL CITY, CRETAL(CFP)-
Students from the National University of Cretal assembled on Democracy Hill today to protest the launch of a spy satellite by the Red Army of Malatose. The students gathered to form the words "F--- SPIES" at the base of the hill.
Following this protest, the Parliament today voted down a bill which would have allowed security cameras in public places in Cretal. They also tabled a bill regarding national IDs.
The Democratic Republic of Cretal congratulates you on your successful spy satellite launch. May your space program maintain its success.
General Ilych Kukri, Cretalian SDF
The great nation of Puppetville welcomes the spy satellite. It will be like all of us being on TV. Yay! Every time the satellite comes over you can be that all puppetites will come out of their houses and wave irritatingly and take photos of it. Yep.