The Anti-Druze Coalition: Join today! Limited time offer!
Since, so many of you wish to invade/annex/destroy Druze, I would like to keep track of my enemies.
Post here to join the The Anti-Druze Coalition.
*raises hand holding assault rifle* I'll join.
I'll join the destroy part :D
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
highly doubt that...maybe 12 hours...more than 3 :D
Count me in. It's been a few years since my military got to stomp on someone.
:lol: :lol: :lol: I would say within 4 hours. :lol: :lol: :lol:
as I said, ONLY for larger nations, not for little children.
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
highly doubt that...maybe 12 hours...more than 3 :D
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
i am only smaller than you by like 3 million people or so. not that much smaller.
bring it on!
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
i am only smaller than you by like 3 million people or so. not that much smaller.
bring it on!
fiesty aren't ye? I haven't shouted that since July or so.
*funny how druze is also a little child...*
Crownguard
24-10-2003, 05:38
Already prepared to demolish Druze troops in New Kevlandia, if he should try to annex the country. Count Crownguard in....we dont like theocracies invading on OUR imperialist turf. -Tercero Xavier Delryn....exceedingly likable and nice guy
"Pull! *shoots at a pygmie* Damn...missed." -High Guardian of Crownguard...not a nice guy
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Hell, we'll join. Alot of the people in my nation are refugees from The Druze seeking revenge for having to leave their homes. Oh, you know what cancel the money sent to you. We want these people out of humanity. The UNSC is willing to join the coalition if they will allow us.
Allawi is also part of us. You are a third our size.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
i am only smaller than you by like 3 million people or so. not that much smaller.
bring it on!
You cant cancel now. Remember, the money's in our account? And, in any case, it has been wired to a different account in Panama.
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Hell, we'll join. Alot of the people in my nation are refugees from The Druze seeking revenge for having to leave their homes. Oh, you know what cancel the money sent to you. We want these people out of humanity. The UNSC is willing to join the coalition if they will allow us.
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Order AI systems to hack into their accounts and pull as much resources as possible to help their refugees. You didn't want to help them when they were a part of your nation. Now their helping themselves.
Allawi is also part of us. You are a third our size.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
Dude, seriously? This is meant ONLY for larger nations. We can probably run you over within hours.
Holy Druzian Emperor
Master of Allawi and Druze
allthough i am a small nation, i am in support of this and will join any nation who does
i am only smaller than you by like 3 million people or so. not that much smaller.
bring it on!
well i didn't know that.... my fight is with you druz, if you want to add allies, i will seek out my own allies. you will probly be able to wipe out my nation, but not with out a decent fight. i am sure finding allies won't be a problem
Let me get this right: you're ASKING for people to stomp your pathetic self into the dirt? Pffttt. I can send stealth bombers to drop golf balls on your cities. That should do it.
Alright then, we shall wire the money to a different location. We are currently vacationing in Panama and can do this personally.
You will never find out where the money went. Keep hacking into computers. :twisted: :twisted:
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Order AI systems to hack into their accounts and pull as much resources as possible to help their refugees. You didn't want to help them when they were a part of your nation. Now their helping themselves.
Allawi is also part of us. You are a third our size.
Holy Druzian Emperor
and your 1/35th or so my size. doesn't stop you from pissing me off...
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"Find multiple pings, coming from any and all banks in Panama."
"Finding a large transaction? Childs play" -UNSC AI system Beowulf
:twisted: :twisted:
Allawi is also part of us. You are a third our size.
Holy Druzian Emperor
and your 1/35th or so my size. doesn't stop you from pissing me off...
Crownguard
24-10-2003, 05:45
Time to exile Druze to the godforsaken land of Miami.......!!!!
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Powerfularmies think we can redeem ourselves fighting along side you?
:twisted: :twisted:
Allawi is also part of us. You are a third our size.
Holy Druzian Emperor
and your 1/35th or so my size. doesn't stop you from pissing me off...
HEY! I deserve more then that, it took a while to get that calculation! GRR!
Beowulf? The guy whose wife lives in the Grand Cayman Islands?
He's probably transferring someone else's money to you. He used to work for Trugh Intelligence Group from where we have had personal relations with him.
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"Find multiple pings, coming from any and all banks in Panama."
"Finding a large transaction? Childs play" -UNSC AI system Beowulf
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An AI system named Beowulf moron.
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Powerfularmies think we can redeem ourselves fighting along side you?
already have dude, though as I recall the Mindset and Bereza declared war on you...might be hard to send out an expedition force anytime soon. you were redeemed yesterday when I determined that the little fiasco was just having fun, and you are a good RPer, when you want to be.
okay, then:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
happy now?
OOC: giving the child the sucker. "how you doin," my baby?
:twisted: :twisted:
Allawi is also part of us. You are a third our size.
Holy Druzian Emperor
and your 1/35th or so my size. doesn't stop you from pissing me off...
HEY! I deserve more then that, it took a while to get that calculation! GRR!
Crownguard
24-10-2003, 05:48
As the majority of Druze army seems to be in New Kevlandia..and were holding them there..you all should have an easy time of conquering his nation. Happy hunting, and remember...shop smart, shop S-mart!
Although the Sleeverian Corporate Council has yet to make a formal decision, there is much activity at select installations around the country. Crew clad in camo rig what amounts to miles of surgical tubing on gigantic steel girders. Massive earth-moving equipment stands ready to pull the tubing taut to make the world's largest inter-continental sling shots ready for action. Buckets are filled with golf balls. All is ready for the order that all pray will never come.
You forgot that AI Beowulf was created by the Beowulf who's wife lives in the GCI. Anyway, the money has been withdrawn and wired to an undisclosed location. You will never find it. It's only 1.2 Mill USD -- hardly an outstanding figure.
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An AI system named Beowulf moron.
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Good point I'm gonna have one hell of a time calling of that war.
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Hey were not just after that cash. Were into you national treasury.
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Powerfularmies time to bust out the Thank You cards again. :D
What national treasury?
Haven't you been reading our posts? Our national treasury does not exist. It's all in our personal accounts.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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<FleetCOM>
Hey were not just after that cash. Were into you national treasury.
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Hey were not just after that cash. Were into you national treasury.
let's not go through THAT again...
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Great just another excuse to take whatever cash there is in international banks.
Now, if you want to do that. . . we can provide you information about the largest bank accounts in the world. . .
:twisted:
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Great just another excuse to take whatever cash there is in international banks.
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Nah, its being done automatically. Great we don't have any definite address for the Thank You cards to go.
Now, if you want to do that. . . we can provide you information about the largest bank accounts in the world. . . :shock: Touch my nest egg and you get carpetnuked...
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You would think thats overkill?
Oh well, you carpet nuke us and we will pack our bags and fly away to our ally state. Let the bastards die.
Now, if you want to do that. . . we can provide you information about the largest bank accounts in the world. . . :shock: Touch my nest egg and you get carpetnuked...
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<FleetCOM>
"Send a thank you card to Bill Gates."
"Yes sir!"
Yes, I do... that's why I've been declared insane by about 20 nations.
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Glad to hear it.
Oh well, you carpet nuke us and we will pack our bags and fly away to our ally state. Let the bastards die.Ok, I'll nuke your nation and your puppets nation to hell in the other thread and call it a day, how's about that?
Brilliant! Don't forget to withdraw the 10 Billian USD in Baggera's Geneva bank account.
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Nah, its being done automatically. Great we don't have any definite address for the Thank You cards to go.
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"In todays new the Microsoft Corporation has mysteriously lost all value. The once invincible corporation has now declared bankruptcy..."
Just give us an ETA for your nukes and we will abandon our nation.
Oh well, you carpet nuke us and we will pack our bags and fly away to our ally state. Let the bastards die.Ok, I'll nuke your nation and your puppets nation to hell in the other thread and call it a day, how's about that?
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"...Bill Gates has apparently gone crazy after the loss of his corporation and the numerous sending of thank you cards..."
Euroslavia
24-10-2003, 06:01
The Druze is quickly becoming one of the most annoying countries. I would consider allying with Lima Beens before them. and thats pretty bad...
The commander of ICSS #5 places the phone in its cradle and reaches for a microphone.
"Prepare to fire a ranging shot. Increase tension!"
The massive dump truck shifts into gear and growls along for a mile and a half; it can go only another 100 yards before it is ground to a halt by the extreme tension on the tubing.
"Load the pouch!"
A single golf ball is gently placed into the leather pouch.
"RELEASE!"
A thunderous "TWANG!" deafens those closest to the device as the ICSS disappears from sight.
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High overhead and downrange, RadarSats monitor the flight of the tiny projectile. "There's the bird. Man, look at it go. . . . . . . . Alert NorCom - this thing's still hauling in a low-earth orbit. It's gonna go a lot farther than we thought.
*********
// one hour later //
The commander of Site #5 picked up the phone. "Yes? What? Say again? Roger." He slammed the phone down and hit the alarm button. "Everyone take cover! We've got incoming!"
His words were cut short by a shrieking sound as a red-hot golf ball slammed into and obliterated a 40-ton truck.
The site commander peeked out the corner of his window. "Dude. . . . "
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<FleetCOM>
The UNSC is interested in playing golf too. When's tee off time? Well bring our own clubs (we prefer to use our own 105mm clubs if you undestand).
LOL, that was good...gives a new meaning to "FORE!!" :D
LOL, that was good...gives a new meaning to "FORE!!" :D
They're not sure how to count it, as the ball ended up only 7 feet from where it started.
I don't know...guess he won the longest drive contest...or maybe the shortest... :lol:
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UNSC marines dressed in golf outfits walked inside the local golf course.
"Screw the pussy golf carts, we'll ride our way."
(Multiple Scorpion Tank roll onto the green)
"Try to score a hole in one boys!"
"Yes sir!"
"Fire... I mean Fore!!!!"
*Multiple blasts
"Sir?"
"What?"
"Umm... green two knocked out that bunker with a flag on it, sir."
"Consider it a hole in one..."
The lesson for today:
Golf has powers greater than its ability to merely bore large numbers of people.
Anyway, I hear that Druze is a par 3.
The Druze has left the building.
OOC: Like Elvis has left the building. G'night all and may you enjoy the Druze. The Druzians shall whoop your asses like the Somalians whooped the Americans'
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<FleetCOM>
Ah, but the Americans never tried to golf the enemy down.
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Sleeveria your stroke.
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Sleeveria your stroke.
Yeah. Sure. My crews are a bit skittish after our opening round obliterated their equipment. They're mumbling something about "shoulda joined the Air Force."
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Complaining?! Bring it up the next board meeting.
hot damn, not exactly like you can go to the nearest Nevada Bob's and replace it...
Crimmond
24-10-2003, 15:37
// one hour later //
The commander of Site #5 picked up the phone. "Yes? What? Say again? Roger." He slammed the phone down and hit the alarm button. "Everyone take cover! We've got incoming!"
His words were cut short by a shrieking sound as a red-hot golf ball slammed into and obliterated a 40-ton truck.
The site commander peeked out the corner of his window. "Dude. . . . "We tried that once... an admiral that was visiting an orbiting cruiser chipped a heatshield golfball out of the shuttlebay.
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The strange thing is that it's his mother-in-law's house.