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Baggera to NUKE The Druze

24-10-2003, 05:23
OOC: Don't try to weasle out of this, this is a vaild declaration.

IC: The Dominion of Baggera, after watching the acts commited by The Druze have decided, yes he is evil. But his evil is dumb and self desructive and will most likely cause damage to the reputations of the truely evil in the world.

For this reason, The Druze is now declared part of the Dominon of Baggera and military force will be applied if needed to enforce our rule.

Accept or Deny?

http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82513)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance

OOC: This is how I annex. I tell a nation they are part of my territory, then give a choice: Accept or Deny my rule. If accepted, the military will be sent in slowly to occupy peacefully and leave one RL month.

If you deny, I send in a blitzkrieg attack and take over forcably, depose the ruler, wipe out your military, killl off the government and then leave after two RL months.
24-10-2003, 05:27
See this:

http://www.th.physik.uni-frankfurt.de/~jr/gif/cartoon/farside-nuclr-boom-paperbag.gif

and we refuse to accept any stupid foreign rule.



OOC: Don't try to weasle out of this, this is a vaild declaration.

IC: The Dominion of Baggera, after watching the acts commited by The Druze have decided, yes he is evil. But his evil is dumb and self desructive and will most likely cause damage to the reputations of the truely evil in the world.

For this reason, The Druze is now declared part of the Dominon of Baggera and military force will be applied if needed to enforce our rule.

Accept or Deny?

http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82513)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance

OOC: This is how I annex. I tell a nation they are part of my territory, then give a choice: Accept or Deny my rule. If accepted, the military will be sent in slowly to occupy peacefully and leave one RL month.

If you deny, I send in a blitzkrieg attack and take over forcably, depose the ruler, wipe out your military, killl off the government and then leave after two RL months.
24-10-2003, 05:29
OOC: Please remove the pic, or find a smaller one... Also, what the Hell does it have to do with this?

IC: As we expected. The military is being mobilized as we speak and the fleets will arrive to forcibly occupy you very soon.
24-10-2003, 05:31
shouldn't be hard to colonize him...The Druze just sent out an 800,000 man *elite* army. which means their probably trained to North Korean RL level.

I predict a complete and massive victory on the side of Baggera.
24-10-2003, 05:33
Fortunately, the forces have been withdrawn from NK after capturing a few of hottest models.
:twisted:
24-10-2003, 05:33
Fortunately, the forces have been withdrawn from NK after capturing a few of hottest models.
:twisted:

you are an idiot...no sense of Reality at all...pitiful really
imported_Pantera
24-10-2003, 05:34
The Lord Reaver would hear evidence against the Druze before he allows anyone to conquer them. Though we have not researched them extensively, we have not seen them attempt anything to warrant such agression from Baggera.

Until we do, the Reavers will stand firm to ensure no harm comes to them.

Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War
24-10-2003, 05:36
The Lord Reaver would hear evidence against the Druze before he allows anyone to conquer them. Though we have not researched them extensively, we have not seen them attempt anything to warrant such agression from Baggera.

Until we do, the Reavers will stand firm to ensure no harm comes to them.

Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War

goddmoding, it seems that he has an unlimited source of money, and just basic stupidity.
24-10-2003, 05:38
Oh god, powerful armies. Pantera can whoop your ass in a few hours. He a Jan nation and you ar a puny little May nation.


The Lord Reaver would hear evidence against the Druze before he allows anyone to conquer them. Though we have not researched them extensively, we have not seen them attempt anything to warrant such agression from Baggera.

Until we do, the Reavers will stand firm to ensure no harm comes to them.

Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War

goddmoding, it seems that he has an unlimited source of money, and just basic stupidity.
24-10-2003, 05:39
The fleet of dropships launch from around the nation, heading away from the forboding lands of Arda and towards The Druze.

The fleet of 60 dropships holds 3600 Assault Marines and has an ETA of 20 RL hours. (untill I make my next post)

Pantera: He has(or at least had yesterday) concentration camps where he slices off peoples limbs. Evil yes, but the wrong type. That's the kind that gets nations to kick your ass, as it has in The Druze's case. He is a threat to other nations and will be occupied with or without your approval.

OOC: Druze... Powerful Armies was talking about YOU.
24-10-2003, 05:40
Oh god, powerful armies. Pantera can whoop your ass in a few hours. He a Jan nation and you ar a puny little May nation.


The Lord Reaver would hear evidence against the Druze before he allows anyone to conquer them. Though we have not researched them extensively, we have not seen them attempt anything to warrant such agression from Baggera.

Until we do, the Reavers will stand firm to ensure no harm comes to them.

Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War


goddmoding, it seems that he has an unlimited source of money, and just basic stupidity.
true, maybe one on one. but their's something that I have that you might not realize. over the years I haven't stepped on anyone's toes that I thought were respectable. I've very few enemies of any power. usually I go for the diplomatic solution but I'm in a warmongering mood. and you spelled my name wrong...it's one word Powerfularmies, not powerful armies. how little you know of war...
24-10-2003, 05:41
GROSS!!! Slices off people's limbs? That is the dirtiest thing I have ever heard.

It seems that you have been doing that. This claim is a manifestation of you guilt and a major godmod (claiming actions of others).



Pantera: He has(or at least had yesterday) concentration camps where he slices off peoples limbs.
24-10-2003, 05:47
GROSS!!! Slices off people's limbs? That is the dirtiest thing I have ever heard.

It seems that you have been doing that. This claim is a manifestation of you guilt and a major godmod (claiming actions of others).Ahem... I have the link:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83730

These camps make you a profit on $12 per inmate? So they're deathcamps then, of course? You can't possibly support the facitity's population otherwise.

Can't be terribly well guarded, either. I'd bank on a quick rebellion by inmates, in the unlikely even that anybody sends a substantial number.

I mean, provided no other state liberates the camp populations first.


All inmates are executed within 10 minutes of arrival or their limbs are all cut off and they are fed to our herds of Drawks.
imported_Pantera
24-10-2003, 05:58
ooc: Unlimited funds? tsk tsk... But, I would anyway, just because 'm insanely bored. I've decided not to because he won't take out the picture, even after being asked by us politely. Cheesy ooc reasoning for IC actions, I know, but I don't care, because It is now my birthday.

Ic:

As we have been provided with sufficient evidence, we will stay our hands and allow you to conquer this meager nation. Rain fire and hell on them. Show them the error of thier ways.

However, I would warn you to further caution next time we meet. 'With or without our approval' is a very bold statement. Would such a minor nation be worth the price in blood and death that coming against Pantera would cost? I think not. Learn to guard your tongue, as I was not threatening, but merely asking for reasons.

Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War
24-10-2003, 06:00
Limbs are cut off, not sliced off. Notice the difference.

And, anyway, the concentration camps were closed soon after annexation of Allawi.


GROSS!!! Slices off people's limbs? That is the dirtiest thing I have ever heard.

It seems that you have been doing that. This claim is a manifestation of you guilt and a major godmod (claiming actions of others).Ahem... I have the link:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83730

These camps make you a profit on $12 per inmate? So they're deathcamps then, of course? You can't possibly support the facitity's population otherwise.

Can't be terribly well guarded, either. I'd bank on a quick rebellion by inmates, in the unlikely even that anybody sends a substantial number.

I mean, provided no other state liberates the camp populations first.


All inmates are executed within 10 minutes of arrival or their limbs are all cut off and they are fed to our herds of Drawks.
24-10-2003, 06:01
ooc: one thing I don't like is threatening. and since, as far as I can tell no one said "with or without your approval" that is an...interesting statement. we stand by our revolves and ask that you realize that somethings are made of little tougher material then you might think...
Bereza
24-10-2003, 06:06
uh, baggera...i believe The Mindset, with myself as the one doing the actual fighting/enforcing, has already claimed Druze. talk to the former if you want some of the latter.
24-10-2003, 06:08
Just give us an ETA for your nukes and we will abandon our nation.


Oh well, you carpet nuke us and we will pack our bags and fly away to our ally state. Let the bastards die.Ok, I'll nuke your nation and your puppets nation to hell in the other thread and call it a day, how's about that?

I'd say that is permission from the target to start launching, wouldn't you?

Baggera has turned its fleet around and prepares the 100 ICBMs, 50 for each of his nations, to be launched.
24-10-2003, 06:09
If given a good enough reason, we will stand down.
24-10-2003, 06:10
The Druze has left the building.


OOC: Like Elvis has left the building. G'night all and may you enjoy the Druze. The Druzians shall whoop your asses like the Somalians whooped the Americans'
24-10-2003, 06:15
The missiles are prepped and ready to fire unless we are given a clear reason not to.

A message is sent to Druze: Step 1: Bend over. Step 2: Place head between legs. Step 3: Kiss you sorry ass goodbye. Step 4: Repeat until the weather service indicates the ambient temperature for you major cities to be 10 million degrees Kelvin.
24-10-2003, 06:19
"Terrific," said Gandu Maharaj, formerly Emperor of Druze. "They will have to answer to the world for killing all our innocent civilians."

The missiles are prepped and ready to fire unless we are given a clear reason not to.

A message is sent to Druze: Step 1: Bend over. Step 2: Place head between legs. Step 3: Kiss you sorry ass goodbye. Step 4: Repeat until the weather service indicates the ambient temperature for you major cities to be 10 million degrees Kelvin.
24-10-2003, 06:22
The ICBMs launch and streak towards the two nations controlled by the Druze.
24-10-2003, 06:24
Gandu Maharaj, former Emperor of Druze, sends his heartiest congratulations to Baggera for the succesful launch of the missiles.

"They will all die and then we can create another little nation and make a comeback," Gandu Maharaj was reported as saying aboard his Air Druze 1.


The ICBMs launch and streak towards the two nations controlled by the Druze.
24-10-2003, 06:26
your dead already, stop posting.
24-10-2003, 06:27
The missiles dismantle over the cities, showering them with pamplets that read:

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/baggera.jpg
WELCOME TO THE DOMINION OF BAGGERA
Imagine what would have happened, had these been nuclear weapons.
Vrak
24-10-2003, 06:27
"They will all die and then we can create another little nation and make a comeback," Gandu Maharaj was reported as saying aboard his Air Druze 1.


OOC: For some reason, I find that kind of funny. Reminds me of the Black Knight in Monty Python's The Holy Grail. 8)

Druze, are you Kwang?
Jaratia
24-10-2003, 06:32
I for one agree with Baggera.We will support this war against Druze, but discretly,quietly.

Subs loaded with cruise missiles have begun moving towards your east coast. Bombers with radar jammers are taking off 2 of our aircraft carriers at sea.

Baggera, you do his capitol and major cities, and I'll flush out any Druzian pigs hiding in the woods. :wink:

EDIT: Baggera, do you still approve me to bomb his military forts, etc.?
Britmattia
24-10-2003, 06:40
[quote="The Druze"]Gandu Maharaj, former Emperor of Druze, sends his heartiest congratulations to Baggera for the succesful launch of the missiles.

"They will all die and then we can create another little nation and make a comeback," Gandu Maharaj was reported as saying aboard his Air Druze 1.

...Transmission Incoming...Standby...
3..
2..
1..
"Command, this is Eagle 2-6, we're on a sweep in sector 8 and have detected what looks a C&C airborne vessel. It's got Druze markings and we'd just like to know our ROE?"
"Eagle 2-6, this is Command, we're relaying that information to the Chiefs of Staff, hold for a moment"
"Roger that Command."
...
"Alright Eagle 2-6, we've recieved word from Command that you are weapons free on all positively identified Druze targets, good hunting."
"Roger that and confirmed Command."
...
"Eagle 2-6, Fox One! Repeat Fox One!"
...
"Command this is Eagle 2-6, we're bingo for AAMs launched at the bogey, it appears to be on fire and headed down.."
"Good job Eagle 2-6. Return to base for debrief."
"Roger that Command, 2-6 Out."

Get yourself out of this one Druze.
24-10-2003, 06:41
What plane? the plane has been grounded and ground to dust. The emperor is safe and sound.


[quote=The Druze]Gandu Maharaj, former Emperor of Druze, sends his heartiest congratulations to Baggera for the succesful launch of the missiles.

"They will all die and then we can create another little nation and make a comeback," Gandu Maharaj was reported as saying aboard his Air Druze 1.

...Transmission Incoming...Standby...
3..
2..
1..
"Command, this is Eagle 2-6, we're on a sweep in sector 8 and have detected what looks a C&C airborne vessel. It's got Druze markings and we'd just like to know our ROE?"
"Eagle 2-6, this is Command, we're relaying that information to the Chiefs of Staff, hold for a moment"
"Roger that Command."
...
"Alright Eagle 2-6, we've recieved word from Command that you are weapons free on all positively identified Druze targets, good hunting."
"Roger that and confirmed Command."
...
"Eagle 2-6, Fox One! Repeat Fox One!"
...
"Command this is Eagle 2-6, we're bingo for AAMs launched at the bogey, it appears to be on fire and headed down.."
"Good job Eagle 2-6. Return to base for debrief."
"Roger that Command, 2-6 Out."

Get yourself out of this one Druze.
Bereza
24-10-2003, 06:42
STOP FIRING! we have a large military presence in Druzian borders, and we do not want "friendly"-fire (more like not-enemy fire) incidents. we have begun attacking via conventional gound forces with air support. all nations that wish to support, we insist that you talk to us first, or be careful to not get in our way.
24-10-2003, 06:42
I for one agree with Baggera.We will support this war against Druze, but discretly,quietly.

Subs loaded with cruise missiles have begun moving towards your east coast. Bombers with radar jammers are taking off 2 of our aircraft carriers at sea.

Baggera, you do his capitol and major cities, and I'll flush out any Druzian pigs hiding in the woods. :wink:

EDIT: Baggera, do you still approve me to bomb his military forts, etc.?He has been officially annexed by the Dominon of Baggera. All othe military personel are to leve at once.
Jaratia
24-10-2003, 06:44
okeydokey
Bereza
24-10-2003, 06:45
you've just wasted a bunch of their military infrastructure.

we're the ones with over 2 million troops in their borders. and we have the capacity to turn the country into one big mess of craters, but are trying very hard to avoid civ and physical infrastructure casualties.

WE ALSO WANT TO AVOID CONFLICT, INTENTIONAL OR OTHERWISE, WITH OTHER NATIONS BENT ON ANNEXING OR DESTROYING DRUZE. therefore, we insist that you either stop firing, do it carefully, or agree to a temporary ceasefire so we can work this out peacefully (between the attackers, not involving Druze).
24-10-2003, 06:47
The Grand Holy Druzian Emperor calls upon his people to rise up in rebellion against this despotic invader, Bereza.


"Killlllllll him," screamed the now insane Grand Holy Druzian Emperor.
24-10-2003, 06:48
*grumbles* Okay, you can have Druze, but I'm taking Allawi for Baggera.
Britmattia
24-10-2003, 06:48
We don't have any ground personnel in the area, but aircraft will be conduction random patrols around the area, our military is concerned about the efficiency of any nation which launches leaflet missiles. Interference with RBAF aircraft will be treated as a hostile act and our ROE allow aggressive manouver on our pilots' parts, however we will not automatically escalate incidents.
Bereza
24-10-2003, 07:14
*grumbles* Okay, you can have Druze, but I'm taking Allawi for Baggera.

i'm not taking it anyway. i'm giving it to The Mindset. first, i'm doing them a favor. second, i'm flexing a military muscle that hasn't seen action since a wargame many weeks ago. and third, i'm demonstrating our adamant stand for civil rights of people everywhere. kinda gaining a little international reputation, even if it's just attacking a new player (maybe even a n006).

oh yeah, I hereby invite any nation that agrees with our attack to consider joining TAOBB - the alliance of benevolent bullies. current members (unless they've quit without telling me) are Qaaolchoura, Lunatic Retard Robots, Pergatorio, and Kormanthor. the entire Unified Conglomerate, if it still exists, is also a member. reply or TM me for details.
24-10-2003, 07:22
[quote=Baggera]oh yeah, I hereby invite any nation that agrees with our attack to consider joining TAOBB - the alliance of benevolent bullies. current members (unless they've quit without telling me) are Qaaolchoura, Lunatic Retard Robots, Pergatorio, and Kormanthor. the entire Unified Conglomerate, if it still exists, is also a member. reply or TM me for details.

count me in, i again can't offer much, but what i have is yours
The Resi Corporation
24-10-2003, 07:27
The ICBMs launch and streak towards the two nations controlled by the Druze.Resi News captures a picture of this historic moment.
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=357
Zvarinograd
24-10-2003, 07:29
OOC:
Beautiful picture, but he mentioned that they were only full of propaganda leaflets.
The Resi Corporation
24-10-2003, 07:30
OOC:
Beautiful picture, but he mentioned that they were only full of propaganda leaflets.I noticed that after I posted the pic... :(
24-10-2003, 07:31
ooc: still cool pic though...
Crookfur
24-10-2003, 19:56
Humph and i spent effort blowing up all his airdefense days ago.


Of course the sod decided to godmod and ignore a rather well crafted attack....
24-10-2003, 19:59
The good man has died! Have you no shame? Speaking of a dead man in such a manner?

May the Holy Druzian God destroy you!

By order of:

The Holy Druzian Prince



Re:
Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:48 pm Post subject: Holy Druzian Emperor Dies of Heart Attack!!!

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It is out of much sadness that we have to announce that Gandu Maharaj, the Grand Holy Druzian Emperor died of a heart attack late last night.

He will be succeeded by his son, the Holy Druzian Prince, Andy Jumajo. Prince shall not take on the title of the Holy Druzian Emperor. Instead he will maintain his current title of the Holy Druzian Prince.

The Holy Druzian Prince shall continue to reside in his father's residence in the Island of Froktue.

The Holy Druzian Prince has pledged to continue his father's noble fight to retake Druze and Allawi.

By order of:

The Holy Druzian Prince