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Who sells (legit) Peacekeepers?

24-10-2003, 03:51
That's right, Peacekeepers - of the MX variety.

We're a nation of 4hundredsomething million people, and it's high time to beef up the ol' nuclear arsenal.

Should somone sell them, we'd be interested in roughly 25 MX missiles, with their warheads. We can take care of constructing silos on our own.

So....who sells big nasty nukes?

EDIT - We mainly keep to ourselves. We don't go around annexing people or picking fights for the hell of it. These weapons would be deterrent, pure and simple, and more likely then not would never be used, but we'd be sleeping better at night with the knowledge that we had some.
24-10-2003, 03:58
Contact our man in Geneva. He can get you some nukes at very affordable prices. Israeli made or maybe even Russian.

If you are interested, send a man wearing a pink suit to the Warziristan Public Market at 10:00am on Sunday and tell him to stand in front of the Allawian Flower Shop.

Our man will recognize your contact. He will provide with all the necessary information. Please keep this to yourself and remember: you did not hear this from us.

Marcus Adronius
Minister of Intelligence
24-10-2003, 03:59
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......no.
24-10-2003, 04:00
You lose out - nobody else does.

Let us know if you change your mind.


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......no.
24-10-2003, 04:03
Well when I specify a type, I don't intend to entertain other offers.

We're not buying black-market weapons here - let's try and keep this legit if at all possible. How about someone reputable? Maybe someone with a storefront?
24-10-2003, 04:05
Unfortunately, the Attican Empire (and its member states) use the KT5 Command Protocols and the KT7 design specifications for ICBMs. Which means our silos are different then yours. If you would like to purchase a copy of the specifications, contact Attikisch Weltraum. (Attican Aerospace, a government independant company.)
24-10-2003, 04:07
How does it matter?

Our man can provide you with top quality 25 MX missiles assembled in Israel from Russian and Japanese components.

In fact, he can even get you 30 at the price of 25. Maybe you wish to sample a few before committing.

Let us know if you change your mind.


Well when I specify a type, I don't intend to entertain other offers.

We're not buying black-market weapons here - let's try and keep this legit if at all possible. How about someone reputable? Maybe someone with a storefront?
24-10-2003, 04:08
I'm after Peacekeepers. That's a specific type of ICBM.

Does no one sell these things?

(damn, I might have to just build them myself)
24-10-2003, 04:08
As we said, we can provide you with what you need. . .

I'm after Peacekeepers. That's a specific type of ICBM.

Does no one sell these things?

(damn, I might have to just build them myself)
24-10-2003, 04:13
Look - we have no intention of getting involved in illegal black-market dealings about ANYTHING. Associating with terrorists and rogue nations is not something we ever intend to do.

I highly doubt that your "man" can provide the "components" needed for an extremely advanced American ICBM. Missiles aren't thrown together in someone's basement from a handful of pieces.

In fact, I've got a good mind to meet your "man" with a Remiesian commando team. You're lucky we're not doing that.....yet.

For the last time, we're seeking a legitimate, established arms dealer for this - not a terrorist, not a rouge nation, not a shadowy "man" in foreign city.
24-10-2003, 04:20
Forget it then. We will, however, wait and see who supplies you with MX missiles.

:twisted:


Look - we have no intention of getting involved in illegal black-market dealings about ANYTHING. Associating with terrorists and rogue nations is not something we ever intend to do.

I highly doubt that your "man" can provide the "components" needed for an extremely advanced American ICBM. Missiles aren't thrown together in someone's basement from a handful of pieces.

In fact, I've got a good mind to meet your "man" with a Remiesian commando team. You're lucky we're not doing that.....yet.

For the last time, we're seeking a legitimate, established arms dealer for this - not a terrorist, not a rouge nation, not a shadowy "man" in foreign city.
The Resi Corporation
24-10-2003, 04:22
Normally I would recommend telegramming Automagfreek about such matters, but he is on some temporary vacation. You can try him anyway, though.
24-10-2003, 04:29
Normally I would recommend telegramming Automagfreek about such matters, but he is on some temporary vacation. You can try him anyway, though.

Noted, thanks for the tip.
24-10-2003, 04:31
Our man will be willing to sell you the material you need at half Automagfreek's price.




Noted, thanks for the tip.
24-10-2003, 04:41
We have made our position on terrorists clear. If you require further clarification, you may discuss the matter with one of our sniper teams.
Confused States
24-10-2003, 04:42
I think we may be able to help you. We have several of that type in storage, not sure of the exact number offhand but I know we have some. I'll have to get a hold of Missle Command and find out how many are left since they have been removed from service and are being scrapped but it takes time to decom a 100 missles so there should be a few left.
24-10-2003, 04:44
I think we may be able to help you. We have several of that type in storage, not sure of the exact number offhand but I know we have some. I'll have to get a hold of Missle Command and find out how many are left since they have been removed from service and are being scrapped but it takes time to decom a 100 missles so there should be a few left.

We appreciate the offer. Please keep us informed.
24-10-2003, 04:46
Sure, we would love to discuss the matter with one of your sniper teams, provided they come unarmed.

:twisted:


We have made our position on terrorists clear. If you require further clarification, you may discuss the matter with one of our sniper teams.
The Resi Corporation
24-10-2003, 04:48
Our man will be willing to sell you the material you need at half Automagfreek's price.Seeing as the HOUNDS that Automagfreek sells are infinately better than anything you can produce, no you can't.

Also, you can't have nukes yet, period. You have to be around for at least a month before you develop nukes.
24-10-2003, 04:52
Did we say WE have nukes??? Read the post above. The nukes are Israeli made. Our man has contacts in Israel.

OOC: We are totally bored of TRC. Ignored for life - stupid little dweeb.


Our man will be willing to sell you the material you need at half Automagfreek's price.Seeing as the HOUNDS that Automagfreek sells are infinately better than anything you can produce, no you can't.

Also, you can't have nukes yet, period. You have to be around for at least a month before you develop nukes.
The Resi Corporation
24-10-2003, 04:54
OOC: We are totally bored of TRC. Ignored for life - stupid little dweeb.((OOC: Lol! :lol:
Poor ignorant n00b, you ignored us already, along with everyone else in your intro thread! :lol: ))
24-10-2003, 04:55
OOC: :lol: :lol: :lol: Damn it, dude, you just stole our thunder.
24-10-2003, 11:59
Druze - You are a n00b also. So stfu.
Britmattia
24-10-2003, 14:20
He's a dead n00b to boot, see all posts concerning his nations being razed to ground and govt chased into exile.
Jeruselem
24-10-2003, 14:26
Did we say WE have nukes??? Read the post above. The nukes are Israeli made. Our man has contacts in Israel.

OOC: We are totally bored of TRC. Ignored for life - stupid little dweeb.


Our man will be willing to sell you the material you need at half Automagfreek's price.Seeing as the HOUNDS that Automagfreek sells are infinately better than anything you can produce, no you can't.

Also, you can't have nukes yet, period. You have to be around for at least a month before you develop nukes.

Oi, not too much info released, please. :wink:
CCCP-USSR
24-10-2003, 14:29
That's right, Peacekeepers - of the MX variety.

We're a nation of 4hundredsomething million people, and it's high time to beef up the ol' nuclear arsenal.

Should somone sell them, we'd be interested in roughly 25 MX missiles, with their warheads. We can take care of constructing silos on our own.

So....who sells big nasty nukes?

EDIT - We mainly keep to ourselves. We don't go around annexing people or picking fights for the hell of it. These weapons would be deterrent, pure and simple, and more likely then not would never be used, but we'd be sleeping better at night with the knowledge that we had some.


I am currently selling 200 RT-80's a 80 tonnage Missle with the range of 20,000 Km, Made in the mother land, It has 6 warheads for cluster bombing, and Selling them only for exchange of anything you have, Men, weapons, tanks, planes, does not matter in this time of war