NationStates Jolt Archive

We represent the true nature of evil, we may be small now but we will grow. We have discovered a rich uranium deposit within our nation and are beginning to mine it for the development of nuclear weapons. We warn all nations not to stand in the way of our government, for retaliation, now or later will be certain.

Dictator Vaughn Seravi
"The best citizen is six feet under."

Here, some plans for more doomsday weapons. I've got the Bubonic Cold, the Seismic Whack, and a really big walking war machine that shoots flaming balls of lava at everyone yet seems strangely prone to shutdown at the remote headquarters.
*sends plans*
Knock yourself out.

Here, some plans for more doomsday weapons. I've got the Bubonic Cold, the Seismic Whack, and a really big walking war machine that shoots flaming balls of lava at everyone yet seems strangely prone to shutdown at the remote headquarters.
*sends plans*
Knock yourself out.

We do not appreciate being mocked. Consider your nation on our dictatorships blacklist.

Isn't this going to be godmoddin???????

Oh yeah? Consider your nation on my dictatorship's blacklist!
:P *razzes mercilessly*

I nor anyone else will appreciate such acts of hate towards the world, Your actions will fall apoun you later.

Haha.
DGNT laughs at you.
DGNT plans to annex you as part of its master plan to zombify the entire game of NS.
DGNT plans to perform a sex change and frontal lobotomy on your president for the enjoyment of our troops.
DGNT continues to laugh at you.
Want a cookie? I guarunty that there are absolutly NO mind control drugs in it. Give some to your senior councilors, and all of you military and police forces while your at it, after all, its nice to share. :twisted:

Thunderstraat plans to secretly annex you while pretending to have all its military razzing.

Godmodding, no. Godmodding is for retarded inexperienced role players. We just wish the suffering of anyone who may cross our path. We won't act like.

OOC: "OMG U GET NUKED"
"NO I NUKE UR WHOLE POPULATION"
"OMG U SUK I RESURECT MY 250 BILLION PERSON ARMY TO KILL U"
"OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Like that? No.

Can we annex you?


We represent the true nature of evil, we may be small now but we will grow. We have discovered a rich uranium deposit within our nation and are beginning to mine it for the development of nuclear weapons. We warn all nations not to stand in the way of our government, for retaliation, now or later will be certain.

Dictator Vaughn Seravi
"The best citizen is six feet under."

Well said BLN.

Allawi: You may annex my nation all you please.

Well said BLN.

Allawi: You may annex my nation all you please.


Shit, are you challenging us? The combined forces of Allawi and Druze can run you over within hours.


Not that we are really interested in annexing a stupid little one day old nation with nothing but a dumb dictator.

:twisted:

I think DGNT and I are already busy doing that, but I'm giving most of it to him, cause he's bigger than I am.

Alright. As long as you buy some of our weapons grade uranium to do so, we will be happy to stand out of your way.

:twisted:


I think DGNT and I are already busy doing that, but I'm giving most of it to him, cause he's bigger than I am.

alright thats all I wnated to know,

Eeeeevil, are you? If you don't pay us... 100 million... er, billion dollars, we'll destroy your nation with our "laser". Mini-me, stop humpin' the frikin' laser!
http://mapage.noos.fr/evileyes/images/drevil8.jpg
~Doctor Evil, Head Chair of Evilness and Discontent~

((OOC: Yes, this is an actual threat. :wink: ))

((I admit I recycled this joke. :) ))

*starts strolling down the street*

OOC: God damn you. That looks just like me!!!

Holy Druzian Emperor

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Eeeeevil, are you? If you don't pay us... 100 million... er, billion dollars, we'll destroy your nation with our "laser". Mini-me, stop humpin' the frikin' laser!
http://mapage.noos.fr/evileyes/images/drevil8.jpg
~Doctor Evil, Head Chair of Evilness and Discontent~

((OOC: Yes, this is an actual threat. :wink: ))

((I admit I recycled this joke. :) ))

We represent the true nature of evil, we may be small now but we will grow. We have discovered a rich uranium deposit within our nation and are beginning to mine it for the development of nuclear weapons. We warn all nations not to stand in the way of our government, for retaliation, now or later will be certain.

Dictator Vaughn Seravi
"The best citizen is six feet under."

*walks by gasping for air as he doubles over in uncontrolable laughter*
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Vague Hatred is a new nation, apparently they're not quite sure on what they're doing yet. Don't attack the n00bs.

Ill attack who I damn well please. ESPECIALY when they threaten to destroy the world as such.
Now shove off, his leader is having an operation, and he is still under the infuence of the cookie drugs. :twisted: :D
(No, you stupid stupid people who have GODMOD on the tips of your fingers, it was a joke)

We're a new country, but we've only just reached the rennascieance...however you spell it...whoops, we found the industrial age! Well, time to suit up my army!

*walks out back door*
*whistles*

"Mr. President? We have recieved a *snort* message from a upstart dictatorship. What is *giggle* your position on this bratty new nation?" an aide asked.

I read the message:
We represent the true nature of evil, we may be small now but we will grow. We have discovered a rich uranium deposit within our nation and are beginning to mine it for the development of nuclear weapons. We warn all nations not to stand in the way of our government, for retaliation, now or later will be certain.

Dictator Vaughn Seravi
"The best citizen is six feet under."

Then I fell to the ground, laughing my ass off.
"What an arrogant dictator!" I laughed, tears streaming from my eyes. "send a shipment of baby goods with a message stating that Vague Hatred should grow up. I need a SNIE (Special National Intelligence Estimate) on population, miltary strength, strength of resistance forces, etcetera. I need to know if we can deal with this country alone if need be, and the intelligence will be sent to allied nations if we can't annex it ourselves."

"Yes sir."
"And Robert?"
"Yes sir?"
"Thanks for brightening my day with this joke."
"Your welcome, sir."

We represent the true nature of evil, we may be small now but we will grow. We have discovered a rich uranium deposit within our nation and are beginning to mine it for the development of nuclear weapons. We warn all nations not to stand in the way of our government, for retaliation, now or later will be certain.

Dictator Vaughn Seravi
"The best citizen is six feet under."

*walks by gasping for air as he doubles over in uncontrolable laughter*
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Do you live in a world of your own then. You must do if all your citizens are 6 feet under.?? :roll: :roll: :roll: :rol :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

they have problems with surface radiation, ergo they've been genetically modified to a wormlike state ;), spending all their time *6ft under*