I declare war on the world!
The Spazecow
23-10-2003, 20:17
I see no proof that I am not superior to you all. Therefore, you shall all perish because I am rightful heir to be the hegemon of all continents.
Lanuches a nuke at spazecows.
Red Scandinavia
23-10-2003, 20:19
OOC: 'Cept, maybe, that nearly every nation here can mop the floor with you.
Consider yo self ignored.
Automagfreek
23-10-2003, 20:23
75,446 VS 1
You lose n00b.
The Spazecow
23-10-2003, 20:24
You cannot crush me. I am superior.
Hitler has failed, I will succeed, therefore I can be no lunatic.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
18 million people v. 70000+ nations that are all at least 5 million apiece and average somewhere in the 50-250 million range. No.
hehehe.... Right now you gonna undeclare war on da world and go home wit yo tail between your legs!
The Empire of Quasi-Misanthropy unleashes a deadly wave of Class Mute, Gag and Ignore ordinance. The devastating results are broadcast around the world and my first victory is made into a national holliday.
Arribastan
23-10-2003, 20:26
how about just me vs. you.
oh, wait. i still crush you. therefore, shut the f*ck up :roll:
Malatose
23-10-2003, 20:26
lol...
Kotterdam
23-10-2003, 20:26
The Dominion of Kotterdam holds a low opinion of those who would impose their rule on our citizens by force. The Dominion Armed Forces will defend our territory and our freedoms to the fullest extent of its abilities. Rest assured, should the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow come into armed conflict with the Dominion of Kotterdam, we will offer them the proof of which they spoke.
Thomas Mayweather
Press Secretary
Dominion of Kotterdam
Automagfreek
23-10-2003, 20:27
You cannot crush me. I am superior.
Hitler has failed, I will succeed, therefore I can be no lunatic.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
Please, read the sticky's in the International Incidents and NationStates forums.
The Spazecow
23-10-2003, 20:32
You cannot crush me. I am superior.
Hitler has failed, I will succeed, therefore I can be no lunatic.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
Please, read the sticky's in the International Incidents and NationStates forums.
Your stickies do not apply to me. I am superior.
I am a God, therefore I cannot godmod.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
Automagfreek
23-10-2003, 20:33
Your stickies do not apply to me. I am superior.
I am a God, therefore I cannot godmod.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
Knock it off. It's noobZ like you that ruin NationStates. We are not amused, and your nation is nothing more than dust beneath our feet.
Now, either play according to the rules, or leave.
imported_The Celtois
23-10-2003, 20:33
OOC: just ignore it and he'll go away.
ok, u can now consider yourself IGNORED. (now by a younger nation, that's something) Why don't you either A: play properly or B: don't play at all.
New Empire
23-10-2003, 20:34
How about I familiarize you with some terms that you may be seeing in the future-
Nuclear Missile
ICBM
Cruise Missile
Ortillery
Ebola
Total Annihalation
Annexation
Decimation
Crater
Glass Bottom Lake
Arribastan
23-10-2003, 20:37
How about I familiarize you with some terms that you may be seeing in the future-
Nuclear Missile
ICBM
Cruise Missile
Ortillery
Ebola
Total Annihalation
Annexation
Decimation
Crater
Glass Bottom Lake
:lol:
Your stickies do not apply to me. I am superior.
I am a God, therefore I cannot godmod.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
Actually, even those of us of divine descent must play by some rules. Although your divinity may be in question, the rules nonetheless apply.
Ares Enyalios
God of War
OOC:: Ah, so this is how the game should be played.... :?
*sighs*
You know, I like RPing and stuff. And then you got people like him walking around here... There should be a ingore button or something in here
Goobergunchia
23-10-2003, 20:47
[ooc: I've had enough n00bishness.]
Goobergunchia launches 7 nuclear-tipped ICBMs at the Spazecow.
Benderland
23-10-2003, 20:48
Benderland International News Report:
Reporters in The Spazecow have finally shed light on the Spazecowian's supposed uber-army. We now go live to a Spazecow training camp with reporter-bot 411-B:
---
Recently, the leader of The Oppressed Peoples of The Spazecow has declared war on "everybody", with no apparent reason. And now, for the first time, we have pictures of his truly frightening military:
http://www.stardot-tech.com/applications/daycare.jpg
Here we see some of his elite forces being trained on some sort of classified weaponry. But anylists suspect it of being either a "crayon" or possibly the dreaded "marker". People around the word are cringing at the idea that some of the Spazecowian troops might stain their good shirt, and they just got them washed!
We'll bring you more updates as this terrifying story unfolds. Back to you, Tom.
Eris Kallisti
23-10-2003, 20:49
Your stickies do not apply to me. I am superior.
I am a God, therefore I cannot godmod.
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
Actually, even those of us of divine descent must play by some rules. Although your divinity may be in question, the rules nonetheless apply.
Ares Enyalios
God of War*clears throat, nudges her brother to the side. Her voice booms*
I follow no rules! I am the Goddess of Chaos! You shall bow before me in fe... *is tapped on the shoulder* what?!
*gets interupted by her cheif advising staff. They talk quietly for a few moments. Her voice goes back to normal*
ok... well I guess none of you have to do anything... but I still control Chaos, and a decent army. *smirk* Care to rise to the challenge Spazecow?
*Sits in an easy chair with a glass of wine and a cigarette*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/eristag.jpg
~Empress Eris~
Goddess of Chaos
Empire of Eris Kallisti
imported_Convict
23-10-2003, 21:02
OOC: I bet he's a puppet.
General i know we can take him but is our economy good enough right now to handle another war.
No we cannot handle another war. Looks like we will have to find a cheaper and quiker way to end the war.
Convict sends right fist at Spazecow's face.
*Report Damage*
:lol:
The Spazecow
23-10-2003, 21:07
Benderland International News Report:
Reporters in The Spazecow have finally shed light on the Spazecowian's supposed uber-army. We now go live to a Spazecow training camp with reporter-bot 411-B:
---
Recently, the leader of The Oppressed Peoples of The Spazecow has declared war on "everybody", with no apparent reason. And now, for the first time, we have pictures of his truly frightening military:
http://www.stardot-tech.com/applications/daycare.jpg
Here we see some of his elite forces being trained on some sort of classified weaponry. But anylists suspect it of being either a "crayon" or possibly the dreaded "marker". People around the word are cringing at the idea that some of the Spazecowian troops might stain their good shirt, and they just got them washed!
We'll bring you more updates as this terrifying story unfolds. Back to you, Tom.
Our children may look innocent, but they are killers....not to mention our stuffed animals. Chaos has no power over them. :twisted:
Andrew Miller
Ruler of the Oppressed Peoples of the Spazecow
OOC: Convict is right.
18 million people v. 70000+ nations that are all at least 5 million apiece and average somewhere in the 50-250 million range. No.
Way more. the top 10 is over 1 billion apiece
why do even bother with this nonsense? :?: