HPSauce Discovers New Island (open RP)
A large resource laden Island has been located off the West coast of HPSauce. The island, 5 km in diameter has previously been overlooked because of troubled waters around the island. This makes the island an expensive but potentially profitable place. HPSauce representatives have already established a base camp on the easternmost part of the Island and are performing geological surveys to confirm as to whether the Island has is infact mineral rich as indicated by geo-physical scans.
The Grand Duchy of Sudenbacter has sent a team of technologists and soldiers to claim the Island in the name of Sudenbacter. Plans include the establishment of city tower Precipice-1 which will perform mining and deforestation operations on the Island.
HPSauce would like to encourage peaceful division of this Island. Surely your Dukedom can make do with only part of the Island?
***Message to all nations of the world***
Freedom Country, backed by a single fleet laden with marines, lays claim to this island. Any foreign force on the island will be crushed under our militaries foot. The fleet will arrive in 1 RL day, and begin its assault.
The 37th Paradroppers are inbound on EA-80 cargo planes, to take the island before anyone else arrives:
This force includes
500 Battle Ready Spec Ops troops
4 FT-8 APC's
Numerous Shoulder Launched Rockets, SAM's etc.
All delivered in 8 EA-80's escorted by 20 F-37's, with fuel pods. These guys will attack targets given to it by satellites.
We aren't truly willing to go to war over this but we did discover this Island and will defend what is already ours. HPSaucian troops have been moved to Base Brown Sauce.
The Empire of Tunashirt has sent out his "Scouting" mulleteer to get a good look at this island. Once he brings a report back to me, I will see if we shall take this island by force.
http://www.vagrantcafe.com/images/mullet.jpg--best trained mullet scout in the whole world.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Jeruselem
23-10-2003, 18:17
Our nation considered claiming the island but found the weather hostile to human habitation. Large storms lash the island violently during winter making it unsuitable for any permanent naval base. Some parts of the island indicate "unusually high radioactive levels".
The Republic of Evopia has studied this matter throughly and has decided that it will lend the Republic of HPSauce;
I am awaiting orders from HPSauce!
imported_Skitterzz
23-10-2003, 19:06
This Island is little more than a small mineral vein sitting atop a massive coral reef. It's of little use to anyone.
However, should this escalate. My nation will be informing the United Nations, and sactions will be taken. The law is not to be violated.
Man, a thousand October Nations, probably puppets.
8 EA-80 Cargo Planes near the island, and begin their run over it....
The HPSaucians maintain their vigil over the eastern part of the Island. Troops are now moving in more quickly and a barricade of Sauce Robots has been constructed. The planes are spotted above and panic spreads through the camp, people rushing to battle stations.
One soldier turns to another:
"Hey Bill, I've been wondering something"
"What now..."
"Why are they called freedom country? They don't seem very free."
"Its called irony you nitwit. Now man that sauce launcher, they could attack at any moment."
After the momentary chaos order settles around the camp. A warning shot of Demo-Sauce is fired into the air.
imported_Skitterzz
23-10-2003, 19:33
Then it is war. Fine.
The UN is commited to it all. As is my nation. Non military assistance will be provided, as well as refugee space.
The Commonwealth of Wintrees supports the nation of HPSauce in its rightful claim to the island. On the condition that the nation of Wintrees will be given rights to the south-eastern area on the conclusion of the situation, we shall send Task Force Gold to assist in the defence.
If you agree, Group Widow, the 1st part of the task force, will arrive within the day.
GROUP WIDOW
---- 10th Special Operations Brigade (Regular) ----
- 10th Special Operations Brigade HQ
- 1st Special Air Service
- 2nd Special boat Service
- 3rd Gurkha (Airborne) Ranger Regiment
- 4th Special Operations Regiment
- 5th Special Operations Regiment
- 6th (Special Operations) Ranger Regiment
- 1st Special Operations Signals Regiment
- 1st Special Operations Engineer Regiment
- Z Squadron (Special Operations) Royal Military Police
- Z Squadron (Special Operations) Royal Army Medical
- 1st Royal Army Air Regiment
---- 3rd (Transport) Command ----
- 1st Transport Squadron (Globemaster C-17)
- 2nd Transport Squadron (Globemaster C-17)
- 3rd Transport Squadron (Hercules C-5)
- 4th Transport Squadron (Hercules C-5)
- 5th Transport Squadron (Hercules C-5)
I also am awaiting orders from HPSauce!
A large portion of the evopian army is now en route to assist the HPSauce Miltia as well as our entire airforce Evopia is now Openly at war with Skitterzz.
We thank you all for your offers of assistance but we merely want to exploit the resources we have discovered on our part of the Island. If other nations try to invade then we defend our operations but we do not intend to make full scale war or try to conquer the island.
Due ro recent posts Evopia has relised that it is not in it's best intrests to continue with this affair; all declerations of war issued by the Republic of Evopia are now Void
My scout has confirmed that there are no beavers on this island. It is therefore no good to us whatsoever. So our bid for power and control of this island of no beavers has been withdrawn. You can all fight over this beaverless land, it's worthless.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
imported_Kartoffelburg
23-10-2003, 19:58
The nation of Kartoffelburg would like to issue an official warning and apology. It seems that a group of radical environmentalists originating from Kartoffelburg have succured transport to this new island, and are currently working to sabatauge the work of everyone trying to settle there. For this we are sorry. We must warn you that these environmentalists are vicious, having already caused an estimated 1.2 billion dollars worth of damage in Kartoffelburg alone.
imported_Skitterzz
24-10-2003, 15:48
This is a wise desicion. Being as I was not at war with anyone. An un-justified war is well, ignorant.
Providing medial evac is less than a crime no?
My scout has confirmed that there are no beavers on this island. It is therefore no good to us whatsoever. So our bid for power and control of this island of no beavers has been withdrawn. You can all fight over this beaverless land, it's worthless.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Mullet scouts never lie.
F uck this, we're out, too.
*provides wooden boats*
hah! we'll attempt to trade with you!
so, HPsauce, we'd just like you to know that Andurian plans on surveying the island for peaceful intents only. I'd also like to note that there are certain types of architecture that should be able to withstand the storms.