i declear war, mofo
i wish to declear war on "The Constitutional Monarchy of Moes Tavern" because of the attitudes on the conservation of the "playa" also i think his moma is a hoe :evil:
Nice war you've started here Shamboon. You have learned quickly. Now go kill and destroy!!!
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Dontgonearthere
23-10-2003, 15:28
(Somebody should make a rule that you cant declare war until you have at least 1000 posts...)
Dontgonearthere, why don't you bring it before the UN?
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
(Somebody should make a rule that you cant declare war until you have at least 1000 posts...)
((That's a bad idea..There could be a really good rp'er who knows the rules of NS and just came here, gets into an rp and then gets into a war. And they have only 300 posts, that's wrong))
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 15:33
i wish to declear war on "The Constitutional Monarchy of Moes Tavern" because of the attitudes on the conservation of the "playa" also i think his moma is a hoe :evil:
Why this is stupid: You are starting an In Character war because he pissed you off Out Of Character, going against all RPing standards. You put 'mofo' in your subject, misspelled 'declare' and refuse to use capitalisation in most of the paragraph. You called his mother a whore, which is considered a flame and spelled 'momma' wrong.
Gurguvungunit
23-10-2003, 15:34
... Sigh.. noobs.
You should not declare war for out of character reasons. (Namely, that his mother is a 'hoe'. You should try to roleplay well, like telling a story. I would recommend that you read the threads forAmerigo Slave War. This is widely believed to be the best RP ever
Why don't you read these things I have for you, both of you:
FYI:WHAT GODMODING IS (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15957)
New to NationStates? View These Great Threads! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29774)
The Amerigo Slave War (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=30536&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
FYI: War, Diplomacy, Nuclear Weapons, and Economy-UPDATED (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=55640)
Read these things first, and then decide whether you still want to go to war. I know it's a tall order, but please try to read them.
If you don't want to slog through the whole Amerigo Slave War (about 10 threads), just read the first two. They give you a good idea about war.
Shamboon, I would advise you to not declare war for these reasons,as I(And probably MANY,MANY others) will feel compelled to step in and err..."convince" you to pull out your forces.After that, one of us will probably annex you and add you to our list of puppets.
So reconsider what you are saying.
Jaratian Pres. Justin Ryan
Crimmond
23-10-2003, 15:51
A point no one has made:
The Constitutional Monarchy of Moes Tavern is a massive, devout nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its compassionate population of 1.535 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The Republic of Shamboon is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
He's commiting Biker Suicide: Walking up to the bigest badass in the bar, during Bike Week and shoving the guy real hard, while shouting "Hey you peoice of crap! That's MY stool, so get the Hell off!"
(Somebody should make a rule that you cant declare war until you have at least 1000 posts...)
That sound good.
imported_Skitterzz
23-10-2003, 16:47
Feel the love.
My dogs lick their nethers in support of this war. The Misguided Joggers will send one small and waifish unarmed soldier in defense of Shamboon and 3 tutors for the purpose of improving Shamboon's writing skillz.
This soldier likes to bite, pull hair, and gouge out eyes. His name is Private Tracy Blender. The Confederacy hopes that he defects to your country, god willing.
That is all.
President Daire Eirre
The Trojan Empire
23-10-2003, 17:59
i wish to declear war on "The Constitutional Monarchy of Moes Tavern" because of the attitudes on the conservation of the "playa" also i think his moma is a hoe :evil:You have the education of a five-year-old.
Thunderstraat
23-10-2003, 18:19
Looks like all those links to the Amerigan Slave War were destroyed in the last forum wipe.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Moes Tavern, has our full support, Just tele me if you need help.
What a bunch if morons, starting wars for no reason :lol:
imported_Skitterzz
23-10-2003, 19:32
Moes Tavern also has my allegience. My nation has a fresh stock of cruise :twisted: missles.
Queen Autume will send a young Dr. fresh out of college (D+ student) to examine the mental stability of the leadership of Shamboon.
ooc: No there shouldn't be a rule that you need to have so many posts to declare a war. There are many good RPers out there that can play a long.
Of course I do agree this individual is a little slow
How about some cold ones for everyone, on the great Empire of Tunashirt. There are those who wish to wage war and there are those who do. Those who do know the rules. Those who wish.....wish.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
I declare war on people, or something! Poke smot. :lol:
Benderland
23-10-2003, 21:07
There is too much ignorance in this thread. At any moment it might collapse upon itself from the sheer weight of stupidity, and take the rest of the universe with it! We're all doomed!
Who is Smot? There'll be no poking here that's for sure.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Nano soft
23-10-2003, 21:14
(Somebody should make a rule that you cant declare war until you have at least 1000 posts...)
That would be a very stupid rule you know, i better one would be say you cant declear war entill you have pop of 50 million or something but then this would realy be a nation simluator would it?
Shamboon i do not agree to your declearation of war reasons. They are not IC reasons they seem to be OOC. He will stand agianst you in this war, but these wars never seem to go any where whene little noobs start them so no point for saying what i am.
Founder of the IGSA Alliance:IGSA Alliance (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83630&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0/)
Corporate store:Nano Soft storefront! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78143&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0/)
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President of Nano Soft Cherry Lunny
Nano soft
23-10-2003, 21:18
Moes Tavern also has my allegience. My nation has a fresh stock of cruise :twisted: missles.
......... :lol: *breaks out into laughter but...but :lol: your less than a year old! So i dont think you have the money to buy or even fuel them.
Moes Tavern also has my allegience. My nation has a fresh stock of cruise :twisted: missles.
......... :lol: *breaks out into laughter but...but :lol: your less than a year old! So i dont think you have the money to buy or even fuel them.everyone is less than a year old and yet everyone has nukes....
OOC: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. another nation we can ignore.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IC: You have no right to declare war on anyone unless you take permission from the Holy Druzian Emperor.
Nano soft
23-10-2003, 21:21
Moes Tavern also has my allegience. My nation has a fresh stock of cruise :twisted: missles.
......... :lol: *breaks out into laughter but...but :lol: your less than a year old! So i dont think you have the money to buy or even fuel them.everyone is less than a year old and yet everyone has nukes....
I am talking about NS years so i hope you know that.
Nano soft
23-10-2003, 21:22
OOC: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. another nation we can ignore.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IC: You have no right to declare war on anyone unless you take permission from the Holy Druzian Emperor.
So why does he have to get permission from you? :?
OOC: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. another nation we can ignore.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IC: You have no right to declare war on anyone unless you take permission from the Holy Druzian Emperor.
So why does he have to get permission from you? :?
He has to get permission from the Druze because I said so. We are a tyrannical, authoritarian dictatorship and have a right to declare what we want. :P
Nano soft
23-10-2003, 21:28
OOC: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. another nation we can ignore.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IC: You have no right to declare war on anyone unless you take permission from the Holy Druzian Emperor.
So why does he have to get permission from you? :?
He has to get permission from the Druze because I said so. We are a tyrannical, authoritarian dictatorship and have a right to declare what we want. :P
Then you have to get permission from me to declear war! :lol:
Then you have to get permission from me to declear war! :lol:
Alright, here we go...
Can we declare war on you? :lol:
OOC: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. another nation we can ignore.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IC: You have no right to declare war on anyone unless you take permission from the Holy Druzian Emperor.
So why does he have to get permission from you? :?
He has to get permission from the Druze because I said so. We are a tyrannical, authoritarian dictatorship and have a right to declare what we want. :P
Then you have to get permission from me to declear war! :lol:Yet I am bigger than both of you so you need my permsission!
Yet I am bigger than both of you so you need my permsission!
Ok, let's go in hierarchical order:
Shamboon takes permission from us
We take permission from Nano
Nano takes permission from you.
Happy?
yep....And yet I forbid nano to give you permission.
Nano soft
23-10-2003, 22:08
yep....And yet I forbid nano to give you permission.
Why should i listen to you? I barley know you, i would listen to Resi more than you.