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The Muunilist War Game

23-10-2003, 06:41
Muunilist War Game

Greetings to everyone,

I will now explain to you the rules and what to do in the War Game that I (The Four Corners) am running:


How to play
First of all, if you aren't playing yet then all you need to do is telegram me and tell me you want to play the War Game starting from the next turn. Even though you may start the game later than others you aren't at too much of a disadvantage due to how the game works.

How the game works
For each turn I will send you a telegram telling you how many economic growth points you have gained for that turn. This is determined by the role of a twelve sided dice. Obviously it's better if you get more but it is up to what the dice lands on when I role it as to how much you get for that turn.

After I have told you how many points you've got for that turn you must telegram me back straight away (or as soon as you can) and tell me how many Weapons and Wealth you want. If I give you 5 points and you choose only Weapons, you will then have 5 more Weapons than what you previously had. If I give you 5 points and you choose only Wealth, you will then have 5 more Wealth than what you previously had. If I give you 5 points and you choose 3 Weapons and 2 Wealth, you will then have 3 more Weapons and 2 more Wealth than what you previously had. You can choose a mixture of both Weapons and Wealth in the same turn.

Wealth
Wealth is good for four things: 1) It costs 3 Wealth to start a Trade Agreement.* 2) You must have at least 10 Wealth before you can attack anyone. 3) At one point in the War Game I will call a Peace Treaty. No one knows when this will happen. When this happens everyone loses all their Weapons and however much Wealth they had counts on their overall score (the more Wealth you had the better). The War Game then starts again from turn 1. This will then be the next Round. I role 3 six sided dice at the start of each Round to determine how many turns there will be in that Round. The number that the 3 dice adds up to is how many turns there will be in that Round.

Secrets
4) When you reach certain amounts of Wealth I will send you secrets regarding yourself and others. Here's a list of how much you have to reach and what secret I will tell you:

20 Wealth = Where you stand as far as most Wealth at present. (e.g. 5th of 8 players after turn 5)
30 Wealth = Who has the most Weapons. (e.g. <Nation's name> has the most Weapons after turn 9)
40 Wealth = Who has the most Wealth. (e.g. <Nation's name> has the most Wealth after turn 7)
50 Wealth = Where you stand as far as most Weapons at present. (e.g. Tied 2nd of 8 players after turn 14)
60+ Wealth = Where everyone stands as far as most Wealth at present and where everyone stands as far as most Weapons at present. (e.g. Most Wealth: 1. <Nation's name>, 2. <Nation's name>, 3. <Nation's name>, etc. Most Weapons: 1. <Nation's name>, 2. <Nation's name>, etc. This is after turn 15) (note: passing 60, 70, 80 etc will gain you this secret)

Every time you gain Wealth and then pass these amounts I will tell you the secret. For instance, you could lose Wealth and then pass the same amount again and I would tell the secret to you. However, if you were to sit on one amount of Weapons for many turns in a row, no matter how high the amount is, you would never receive a secret. You can only receive one secret at a time, for instance, if you had 19 Wealth and you received 12 points and you then had 31 Wealth you would only receive the secret for 30 Wealth and you would miss out on the secret for 20 Wealth.

Weapons
Weapons are good for three things: 1) You can attack anyone else. 2) You can defend against an attack from anyone else. 3) You can secretly bombard anyone else. When secretly bombarding someone you must tell me who you want to secretly bombard and how many Weapons you want to bombard them with. You will lose that amount of Weapons and they will lose that same amount of Wealth (e.g. If you secretly bombarded someone with 5 Weapons then you will lose 5 Weapons and they will lose 5 Wealth). The reason it is called 'secret' bombarding is because no one ever knows who did the bombarding, whereas all other events will be known by everyone due to my forum posts (Obviously this does not include the fact that no one ever knows how many Weapons and Wealth each person has). Now, regarding 1) and 2). Here is how attacking and defending works:

Attacking
If you attack someone and WIN: You lose half your Weapons and you gain all their Wealth.
If you attack someone and LOSE: You lose half your Weapons and you lose half your Wealth.
If someone attacks you and you WIN: You gain half their Wealth.
If someone attacks you and you LOSE: You lose half your Weapons and you lose all your Wealth.

If the attacker and defender have exactly the same amount of Weapons then they both lose half their Weapons and neither of them gain or lose any Wealth.

Each person can only be attacked once every turn. A second attack declared on someone in the same turn will not happen. It will then only happen in the next turn if the second attacker declares the attack again.

For all Mathematical equations you round up (e.g. If you lose half of 21 then you lose 11).

Trade Agreements
*A Trade Agreement is set up between you and one other person. It lasts for 3 turns. When in a Trade Agreement you must tell me before each turn whether you HONOUR or RORT the person you're trading with. If both people HONOUR then you both gain the combined total of points given to each of you for that turn (e.g. 5 and 8 ... then you would each get 13 points). If both people RORT then they both get zero points for that turn. If one person HONOURs and the other person RORTs then the person that RORTs gains the combined total of points given to each of you for that turn x2 (e.g. 5 and 8 ... then they would get 13 + 13 which is 26 points). The person that HONOURs only gains 2 points. If you want to brake a Trade Agreement with the person you're trading with before the end of the 3 turns that it lasts for then you do as follows: You tell me that you want to brake the Trade Agreement that you're currently in before the next turn. You will no longer be in the Trade Agreement but you will lose all your Wealth in damages for breaking the Trade Agreement. The person you were trading with will gain all the Wealth you had in damages because you broke the Trade Agreement. You can only trade with one person at a time.

How long turns last for
Each turn will last for two days. Therefore, if anyone fails to reply to me by the end of the two days with how many Weapons and Wealth they want for that turn then I will assign to them their points for that turn. They will still receive the same amount of points but I will decide how many Weapons and Wealth they get according to what I think is best. However, you can ask me to give you a certain thing in case of no reply if you want (e.g. "Give me only Weapons" or "Give me only Wealth" or "Give me 2 Wealth and the rest Weapons"). I will then give you this every time you fail to reply. If someone in a Trade Agreement fails to tell me whether they HONOUR or RORT for that turn then they will automatically HONOUR.

Attacks and secret bombardments will only take effect and will only be posted after all the points have been allocated for that turn by each person or myself in case of no reply. This means that the amounts of Weapons and Wealth added and subtracted from people will only happen after they've all spent their points for that turn. If more than one person declares an attack during a turn, whoever telegrammed me first will be the first to attack and so on.


All the best in your efforts to outsmart and outdo each other.
If you're not already playing the War Game, then feel free to join today!
(please note: You have to be a member of the region Muunilist before you're allowed to play the War Game. Go ahead and check out Muunilist (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=Muunilist) today and join us if you like what you see!)
Socks are not allowed to play in the War Game. What is a sock? (http://members.iinet.net.au/~garratts/muunilist/Socks.html)

The Empire of The Four Corners,
a member of the region Muunilist.

(Check out the Muunilist website here! (http://members.iinet.net.au/~garratts/muunilist/))
23-10-2003, 06:41
The War Game has now started. The current players are:

1. The Republic of Gobinion
2. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
3. The Federation of XStar
4. The Federation of Zygodactyl
5. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
6. The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
7. The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
8. The Republic of Nanotechnology

If you want to play then let me know and I'll add you in.
23-10-2003, 06:42
You can now post any chat regarding the War Game here. You do not need to say IC or OCC anymore. If you want to though, then feel free. I will post everything that goes on in the War Game here.
23-10-2003, 06:43
Please note: The War Game is starting clean from the start of Round 3. No Trade Agreements from Round 2 will be carried over, they must be started again in this Round.
23-10-2003, 13:48
----------URGENT----------

All people currently playing the War Game, can you please do me a favour:

I want you to tell me how many Wealth you had at the end of Round 2. There were 7 turns in Round 2 and then it finished. I need to know how much Wealth you had so that I can put it on the overall scoreboard.

(I can't seem to get the right scores from Nano)
26-10-2003, 05:02
Current War Game players:

1. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
2. The Federation of XStar
3. The Federation of Zygodactyl
4. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
5. The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
6. The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
7. The Republic of Nanotechnology
8. The Kingdom of Sira

Note that Gobinion is no longer playing (he will return at the start of the next Round) and Sira is now playing. He starts from turn 2.
26-10-2003, 07:35
can i join muunilist party. :D
26-10-2003, 14:54
can i join muunilist party. :D

If you want to join TMP (The Muunilist Party) then talk to Toklarianarian. This is the wrong thread to ask this question in. Go post in the thread called "The Muunilist Party" for stuff like that. This thread is for War Game talk only. Thank you.
26-10-2003, 14:59
Current War game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira

Note that Zygodactyl has also quit. He has not said when he will return though.
26-10-2003, 15:12
--------------------FINALLY--------------------

Here is the scores for Round 2. This is the best I could get from Nano so if you think that your score is wrong then please let me know. (I doubt anyone would know though after the incredible response I got from my 'URGENT' notice earlier on this page):

Round 2:

1. The Republic of Gobinion..................................46
2. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess...................43
3. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian.................30
4. The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations....................15
5. The Federation of XStar...................................13
6. The Federation of Zygodactyl..........................10
7. The Rogue Nation of Schweppervesenz............9
8. The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion......7
9. The Empire of The Four Corners........................0

Also, here is the overall list of points from both Rounds:

1. The Republic of Gobinion..................................69
2. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess...................52
3. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian..................50
4. The Empire of The Four Corners.......................36
5. The Rogue Nation of Schweppervesenz...........35
6. The Federation of XStar....................................26
7. The Federation of Zygodactyl...........................20
8. The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations.....................17
9. The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion......7
10. The Republic of Nanotechnology......................0
11. The Kingdom of Sira.........................................0

If you want to know the full details of who's currently playing and how many Rounds they've played and the other information that isn't here then go to the website here: http://members.iinet.net.au/~garratts/muunilist/The%20Wargame.html
27-10-2003, 13:15
It appears that so far no one has decided to discover the importance of trading...

...and although the steam is rising, no one has yet threatened their enemies...

...only time will tell.



But don't think you're safe! For the SITH are rising against you and soon they will either betray you or simply destroy you for not joining them!

...or so the reports said...?
27-10-2003, 14:35
From amongst the steam it was reported today that something suspicious has been going on: "So, John Lion, what is this breaking news that is going on? Is this some kind of attack?" "Yes that's right Frank, a secret team of death seekers has sabotaged the Holy lands of TfutFilisations." "And is the damage great?" "Well, actually it was too risky to send our report team over but we do know it has happened, that's all I can say now." "OK, thanks for your time Mr Lion."

"Well, there you have it, straight from the Lion's mouth."

There is rumours that this sudden incident will create a diversity among all Nations... but the question remains, who did this evil deed?

Today Magazine
I. S. Limited
27-10-2003, 14:42
Don't laugh people, we're in dark times...



...you could be next!
28-10-2003, 14:17
It appears the first sabotage did not go unnoticed for it has prompted immediate action. Another Nation has been beset upon by terrorists! This time Nuquernaminuialion was the victim. The reports came in late today from channel Nuquer: "Yes, we're just crossing over live right now... what's going on over there?" "The tha aaarh, stop wha no... wha is tha where eeek ho..." "Hello... ...is anyone there?" "Well, oh... it appears we've lost communication... yes, it's completely dead" "Well then, I guess there's no more report left here" "I guess that's all for now then, we'll see you same time tomorrow"

"How about that! The communication's dead, the report's dead... what do you know, the whole Nation's probably dead as well!" "Sorry for the trouble folks, hopefully next time whoever we're talking to won't be bombed in the middle of it!"

Channel S
Downtown
Deadman's lane
29-10-2003, 11:59
Finally the power players have come out of the darkness. A Trade Agreement has started between Nanotechnology and XStar. They both have a great advantage over the other players now.

Perhaps this first Trade Agreement will prompt some others? Well, if not then all the other Nations might just find themselves wandering around in the remains of their cities pretty soon.

We shall see...
29-10-2003, 12:15
Everyone please note: I have changed the rules so that each turn now lasts for two days instead of three days.

After observing how things have been going I think that this is a good change. I don't want one or two people to hold up everyone else.
02-11-2003, 11:57
Indeed the first Trade Agreement has prompted another. TfutFilisations and Sira have just started a Trade Agreement. Now the battle is really on!

I fear the other Nations who aren't trading will have no hope now...
03-11-2003, 07:58
TfutFilisations was secretly terrorist attacked again. He must be a popular target I guess.

Sorry but I can't be bothered to elaborate this any further. It doesn't appear anyone is out there to care anyway...
03-11-2003, 14:26
The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
Ministry For Information and Other Propaganda

It has come to the attention of high ranking members of the Toklarianarian government that a certain two nations are somewhat low on armaments.

More information will be forthcoming as soon as our spies have been debriefed.
04-11-2003, 12:02
Yes... that's right... more terrorists. This time though, Nanotechnology is the unfortunate victim. He has been bombed by... some bombs...

...yes, that's right... and not only that... they were secret bombs! How exciting.

Well, enjoy bombing each other... it seems like it's a new secret past time for everyone.
04-11-2003, 13:13
Excellent! Another Trade Agreement has started. This one is between Toklarianarian and EvanLess. That leaves only one Nation who's not trading. That Nation is... ... ...no... I'll let you work that one out for yourself.

Good luck with your trading guys. Remember, if you want to HONOUR then don't bother telling me if you don't want to, I'll just make you HONOUR automatically. However, if you want to RORT then you'll have to make sure you tell me.
04-11-2003, 13:15
By the way, you are allowed to say things in this thread you know. It's not just for me and my boring information.
04-11-2003, 13:15
Take a wild guess...? (I'm starting to get sick of this) Another secret attack? Surely not? No! It is! And guess what...? It's our favourite target again! TfutFilisations has been, once again, smashed by...

...fire crackers!!! Is that right? Yes, it appears so...??? I assume there must have been hundreds of fire crackers to cause such a commotion. Indeed there was... hundreds of thousands of fire crackers raining down on TfutFilisations scrambling people. I think he must be getting angry now...


(How about someone actually attack...? Instead of all this secret stuff. No one out there that's blasting people wants to be known I guess...)
04-11-2003, 15:56
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots has joined the War Game! Although he is not a member of the region Muunilist I will still let him play because I always want more players and I welcome him regardless (I wrote the rules so I don't have to follow them... is that how it goes...?).

Here are the current War game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots

Rebel Grots will start from turn 6.
05-11-2003, 06:28
The Democratic Republic of Chao master has joined the War Game! This time though, he is actually a member of the region Muunilist (I hope that Rebel Grots will decide to join us in Muunilist as well because it's better when we're all in the one place).

Here are the current War game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master

Chao master will start from turn 6.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on.
05-11-2003, 09:36
We are outraged at this unprovoked yet pathetic attack on our sovereignty.

One of our enemies will suffer for this travesty. Our mutated commando forcep handed monkeys will be infiltrating your borders. Our screaming nerve energy weapons will be inflamming the pulps of your people teeth... you will suffer as you have never suffered before..............



and then no more mister nice nation.


As the spokesperson for the politcal arm of SITH i warn you to cease all acts of aggression against our nation lest you face the wrath of faceless enemies.
06-11-2003, 12:14
Rebel Grots and Nuquernaminuialion have just started a Trade Agreement. They should now be able to match it with everyone else...

Remember everyone: A Trade Agreement costs you 3 Wealth and lasts for 3 turns.
06-11-2003, 14:42
Finally, an attack that isn't secret!

TfutFilisations has been attacked by the stronger forces of ...chrrrr... and they have been leveled to the ground. ...chrrrr... claimed all of TfutFilisations 10 Wealth. It is thought that TfutFilisations now seeks revenge, perhaps he will need some help from his allies though.

It has also been reported that TfutFilisations is furious that the attacker was never identified do to the bad transmission at the time. I wonder if we will ever find out?



(Please note: I have decided that the attacker will never be identified otherwise they will become and immediate target and this will deter anyone from making an attack. ...chrrrr... was brave to make an attack considering that they did not know of this new rule. Even though they are not identified this is still not a 'secret attack' because the amount of Wealth gained is made known.)
07-11-2003, 08:09
I am OUTRAGED!, wait a second NO I'M NOT... Who said OUR NATION WAS OUTRAGED. But truthfully I am outraged against our lovely TFC for deciding my feelings. OH well he is "The Man" because he can changed rules whenever he likes. Anyway I will deffinately be attacking as soon as I can.
07-11-2003, 08:10
Please note a change in the rules (or rather, two added rules):

If the attacker and defender have exactly the same amount of Weapons then they both lose half their Weapons and neither of them gain or lose any Wealth.

Each person can only be attacked once every turn. A second attack declared on someone in the same turn will not happen. It will then only happen in the next turn if the second attacker declares the attack again.


I have updated the rules on the first page to include the above two rules.
07-11-2003, 08:20
Also, because only a couple people seem to be with it, if you are in a Trade Agreement and it runs out then I will automatically make you keep trading unless you tell me otherwise. This is, of course, only if you have at least 3 Wealth to be able to trade.
Chao master
07-11-2003, 20:23
has the next turn started yet
08-11-2003, 17:15
has the next turn started yet

It's currently turn 7.
08-11-2003, 17:25
XStar and Nanotechnology have continued trading with a new Trade Agreement starting in turn 7.
10-11-2003, 15:20
The Kingdom of Sira has been attacked by lurking evil forces. However, the evil forces have been beaten in the end since evil never prevails. After a short battle the evil forces realised that they could not win and fled in all directions. They only escaped with half their men. On the other hand Sira plundered the goods left behind. Sira gained 5 Wealth after the conflict.

Let this be a warning to all attackers thinking they will win for sure.
10-11-2003, 15:21
It appears my warning was not enough. Another Nation has made a failing attack. This time XStar was the victim... although not for long. After the enemy had rushed in they were surrounded by an ambush that XStar had secretly placed earlier. The fighting was fierce but XStar's plan worked in the end and they won. XStar was happy to collect 8 Wealth from the attacking Nation.


...I warn you again. Your attack may turn against you if you're not careful!
10-11-2003, 15:24
Sira and TfutFilisations have continued trading with a new Trade Agreement starting in turn 8.
Chao master
10-11-2003, 22:10
ok now to choose what to do :twisted:
imported_Rebel Grots
12-11-2003, 21:52
The armed republic of rebel grots is making this official announcement to inform the world that we have once again restarted our WMD weapons program. We warn all imperialist dogs and capitalist swine to back off.
Finally the long-awaited revolution has begun.
Long live the revolution.
13-11-2003, 10:48
Our favourite target has been secretly bombarded again! Once again, TfutFilisations has been hit by more stealth terrorists. How annoying can it get...?!
13-11-2003, 10:49
The armies are gathering and someone has been crushed. The mighty army of Nanotechnology has been destroyed by a greater power. The surprise attack left him off guard and he has become the next victim of this brutal game. The attacking Nation made off with all of his 35 Wealth! What a good days work that was! Nanotechnology's leaders are certainly not happy with today's events and are already planning their revenge.
13-11-2003, 10:50
EvanLess and Toklarianarian have continued trading with a new Trade Agreement starting in turn 9.
13-11-2003, 12:25
Reports of our defeat are untrue, the pig dogs are not in nanotechnology. They decieve themselves and will have their stomachs roasted in hell. Their casualties are immense and their tanks are bogged in the blood of their cowardly soldiers. I repeat that our enemies are liars and they who say that they are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves.
The ftuftian forces which were dropped there have been eliminated mostly on the (battle)field, except for those who fled ... It is a complete defeat ... Amazingly the Toklarians have pushed the Ftuftians to do that. They pushed them ahead as if it is an experiment. The result was very tragic for the Ftuftians."
"We are not afraid of the Ftuftians. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

With our wealth not stolen by cowards, all of our enemies must fear for reprisals.

The sith will have vengence. Our numbers are many and you have no knowledge of when our operatives will strike you in vengence. Members of your own parties are undermining you and working against you.

Better to join and be safe... i cannot control our many cells. They pick targets of any who are not among our number.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf former Iraqi minister for information and now spokesman for Nanotechnology.

The views expressed by our new spokesman are not necessarily based on fact or endorsed by nanotechnology, but he makes us laugh and laugh, and we thought he needed a job.
13-11-2003, 15:21
that was halarious Nano, i wish i had (original) humour akin with yours!!
14-11-2003, 10:11
WHO ARE FTUFTIANS?? did they attack you? EY THEY STOLE MY NAME!!!! I am Leader Ftuft and they used my name to attack you ITS OUTRAGIOUS...
15-11-2003, 14:31
...he's talking about you dummy...

...it's all just for our entertainment really.
15-11-2003, 14:32
Secret terrorists have smuggled themselves behind Toklarianarian boarders. Without anyone noticing them they made their way into one of the main factories on the outer rim. They then strategically placed 19 mines around the factory...

...the mines went off within 3 minutes... ...killing all the terrorists...

...however, their mission was accomplished and the terrorist leader quite plainly, cares nothing for his stupid men. Toklarianarian is still wondering what happened?...

...still wondering? Well... YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY TERRORISTS!
15-11-2003, 14:33
Another incident which was carried out at precisely 8:15 am ruined a few of Sira's plans. Apparently the henchmen thought that peak hour would work best because everyone would be busy and no one would notice. Well, it appears henchmen are no smarter than terrorists. They were soon being chased by the renowned Siran police force through the busy streets. The henchmen made their way to a towering office building, stopped and faced the police. The events of the next 15 minutes had to be censored out of the report but we think it went something like this: "No", "Please", "Mercy", "We surrender", "Don't hurt us"... BOOOOOMMMMMMBBB chchchchhcpprshhhhshhs... pow!



...The office block was abandoned at the time and had no one inside. None of the police were injured. All 5 henchmen perished in the explosion. Their motive was unclear but they did manage to knock down an office block which was set to be demolished in 2 weeks time. Reports say this will cost the council 12 million dollars. Meanwhile, the many bums on Sira's streets had a good day watching the show, "Yeah ho, de knocked it dow early?"...

..."I though ye say it's suppose hap in two weeks, huh???"
15-11-2003, 14:33
More... makes me wonder, this is the first Round when a secret attack has been made but then... it has been a Round of countless secret attacks? Secret attacking went from 'an unpopular sport that no one wanted to try' to 'everyone's favourite pastime'!!!

Well, this time it's EvanLess who has been bombed. Four high speed HX18's flying at 36000 feet dropped gas cylinder thingamajigs which choked a few trees below in EvanLess's National park. This may not seem too bad but it does cause riots among those stupid greenies.


Oddly enough though, it was reported later that EvanLess's Nation does not have a National park...

...as a matter of fact, the report said that EvanLess's Nation has no parks at all...
15-11-2003, 14:34
OK, I am getting sick of this now. Is that about enough secret attacks people? Why don't you actually attack someone? I know you have before but why not on this turn as well instead of just all these secret attacks?

Anyway, this time someone has picked on Rebel Grots which seems rather unfair since he missed out on the first 5 turns of this Round. Nevertheless, he has also been hit by a secret attack and explaining all the related events is really quite beyond the point. There's really nothing more to say... except that...



...Rebel Grots is officially the last person to be hit on this Round!

Oooh, did I say too much...?
15-11-2003, 14:35
A PEACE TREATY HAS BEEN CALLED!!!

XStar has won Round 3! Below are everyone's scores for the Round:

**1. The Federation of XStar...................................69
**2. The Allied States of TfutFilisations....................27
**3. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess...................20
**4. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian.................15
**5. The Democratic Republic of Chao master.........13
**6. The Republic of Nanotechnology......................10
**7. The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion......8
**8. The Kingdom of Sira...........................................7
**9. The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots....................5


And here are the total points for every Round played so far in the War Game:

**1. The Federation of XStar...................................95
**2. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess...................72
**3. The Republic of Gobinion..................................69
**4. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian.................65
**5. The Allied States of TfutFilisations....................44
**6. The Empire of The Four Corners.......................36
**7. The Rogue Nation of Schweppervesenz...........35
**8. The Federation of Zygodactyl...........................20
**9. The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion.....15
10. The Democratic Republic of Chao master..........13
11. The Republic of Nanotechnology.......................10
12. The Kingdom of Sira............................................7
13. The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots.....................5


Round 4 will start in a few days. No Trade Agreements will be carried over to the new Round. You must start them again after you have obtained enough Wealth. Good luck on your first roll getting enough points!
16-11-2003, 11:50
HAW! HAW! HAW!!! :D
I am the WAR MASTER!!!! :twisted:

All thee bow down to thy supreme master of thy wargame. :lol:
imported_Rebel Grots
16-11-2003, 13:28
*bows to Xstar*
*bows, again and again and again and again*
"I'm not worthy, Im not worthy"
Congrats :D
16-11-2003, 15:40
Well, you'll have a better chance in the next Round Rebel Grots since you'll get to start from turn 1 instead of only from turn 6.
17-11-2003, 06:59
thats got nothing to do with it. all its got to do with how much TFC targets you.... and how many people you piss off... but mostly the former
17-11-2003, 07:36
...of course, my dice do what I tell them to.
17-11-2003, 08:18
The Republic of Gobinion has joined the game and will start playing again from Round 4 turn 1. He was coming 1st in the overall scores until this last Round when he did not play so don't underestimate him. Here is a list of all the current War Game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Republic of Gobinion

Again note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on.
17-11-2003, 15:08
Round 4 has begun!


Play hard or be destroyed! Your enemies are already planning your downfall. All you have to do now... is turn their schemes back on their own heads.
20-11-2003, 03:17
Hey xStar, your life just took a step towards the updation fiasco state of TFC. Now that we can choose our own Nation Types you will have to be updating the HQ website more often... not to mention the FLASH animations... and if people are anythign like me, they be changin things more and more often to more and more stupid things!!!
20-11-2003, 08:51
It's only early in the game but secret terrorists have already made there way to EvanLess's Nation causing some surprise havoc. The mission went to plan. Short and sweet. Reports say that EvanLess isn't happy... I wonder why...?
20-11-2003, 08:52
Would you believe it! Straight away, another secret attack has been made on the first turn. This time Sira was the target and unfortunately for him, it all happened so fast that there was nothing he could do. Once again, the attacker left laughing while the victim was not too happy at all.
20-11-2003, 08:53
A Trade Agreement has started between XStar and Gobinion on turn 2.
20-11-2003, 08:54
Another Trade Agreement has started between Rebel Grots and Nuquernaminuialion on turn 2.

...these four Nations will surely lead the chase.
Chao master
20-11-2003, 20:49
what why do you say turn 2 i thought it was turn 10 or something
21-11-2003, 08:18
No, the last Round which was Round 3 went for 9 turns. It ended and the amount of Wealth that each person had was added to their overall score. A new Round then started which is this Round (Round 4). It started from turn 1 again and will go for however many turns the three 6 sided dice landed on. I am the only person who knows how many turns there will be in this Round.

...it is all explained clearly in the rules (or so I hope).
22-11-2003, 12:53
A Trade Agreement has started between Sira and TfutFilisations on turn 3.
22-11-2003, 12:54
Another Trade Agreement has started between EvanLess and Toklarianarian on turn 3.
22-11-2003, 12:54
And the final clincher... A Trade Agreement has started between Chao master and Nanotechnology on turn 3.

Now that everyone is trading it should be an interesting game...
22-11-2003, 12:56
Hmmm... interesting... no attacks this turn...
24-11-2003, 10:20
IC:

Ministry of Disinformation
Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian

It has come to the attention of Toklarianarian's Disinformation department that certain nations have begun stockpiling weapons. Recent analysis has suggested that attacks may be imminent against wealthy nations.

The Ministry of Disinformation has no further information on this matter at present, but as a loyal regional member will pass such news on as it is received.

Miss B. Leaving

Acting Deputy Second Director
Ministry of Disinformation
imported_Rebel Grots
24-11-2003, 10:42
"What's this?" General Herman wondered aloud, he looked the dispatch over again. "Other countries are stockpiling weapons?" He wondered if his glorious nation was a wealthy nation. "Well then, if that's the way they want it......then that's what they'll get" He picked up the reciever end of the green phone on his desk, stumped his cigar, and dialled the express number directly to the president. "Yes mister president, general Herman speaking....I think that......No sir......Yes she's fine...so are the kids......yes sir, I'm sure your bath smells nice.....If you say so sir.....If I can get to the point I've recieved a report about military buildup in the region, and I request more funding for our weapons and defense program......No sir, it would not affect your gambling money....thank you sir....no, not your golf funds either.....thank you, goodbye. *click*

General Herman sighed, while that wacko was in control there was no telling where this country would end up.
24-11-2003, 11:04
Transmission intercepted from Sith high command.


-------------
male voice, sounds aged.

"wipe them out.... all of them"

transmission ends.
25-11-2003, 12:51
Take that bowlerama, take that convenient smart, take that nuclear power plant
27-11-2003, 05:53
That's the spirit people... finally getting into the game!

However, it's quite interesting that after all these reports, accusations and "intercepted transmissions" regarding uncomfortable excesses in enemy Weapons... absolutely nothing has happened this turn!... Hmmm...

...could it all be a hoax...?
27-11-2003, 11:38
The Fighting Clan that live in The Fabulous Capital city of XStar, are Thinking Fervently, Coming up with a special weapon that has three times The Firing Capability that The F-11 Combat Training Fighter Craft currently has. With the guns ready To Fire, CS-13 Turbines Fully Charged and The Flight Control updated, The Final Commodity that was added to it, was: Two First Class lounge cockpit seats. Ah....
imported_Rebel Grots
27-11-2003, 13:31
The Fighting Clan that live in The Fabulous Capital city of XStar, are Thinking Fervently, Coming up with a special weapon that has three times The Firing Capability that The F-11 Combat Training Fighter Craft currently has. With the guns ready To Fire, CS-13 Turbines Fully Charged and The Flight Control updated, The Final Commodity that was added to it, was: Two First Class lounge cockpit seats. Ah....
WONDERFUL! :lol:
bravo, ancore ancore!
Chao master
27-11-2003, 21:06
heh heh good one :lol:
28-11-2003, 13:31
Yeah, that was great XStar!...
...but you know I don't like red...?

Why didn't you try...
Xanthous Striped Triangles And Rectangles?

...hmmm, that colour is dodgy... ...at least you can read it when it's red!
30-11-2003, 06:41
...Xanthous Striped Triangles And Rectangles?...

Uh...what did that have relevance to TFC? This isn't your acronym antics forum thread.

---------------------------------------------------------------


The Fighting Clan have finished working on the new ultra Turbo Fighter Craft. They're now working on a new one, The Fear Cruiser....
Chao master
30-11-2003, 16:00
ok i dont understand???
01-12-2003, 07:55
(Chao)
TFC has also created a forum thread called Acronym Antics where you can make acronyms. TFC response to my post (with all the TFC's) where he made an acronym for my name, I think was irrelevant because it had nothing to do with the wargame. That's why I posted that about this thread not being his acronym one.
(I hope that clears it up slightly?)
02-12-2003, 08:50
Please ignore XStar's nonsense.

I simply replied to his post which had many TFC acronyms.
He then made a big deal about it for no particular reason.
Argument over. Thank you.

If you want to post acronyms then go post them in my Acronym Antics (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=67173&start=0) thread.
This thread is for the War Game only.
02-12-2003, 08:51
Unfortunately for Nanotechnology it appears that the transmission he intercepted... was heading his way!

You see, the illustrious Nation of Nanotechnology generally deals with small matters. However, they have just been crushed by a far more powerful Nation and this is no small matter. The attacking Nation ran off with all of Nanotechnology's 16 Wealth and I dare say Nanotechnology's leaders, councillors and Sith Lords are now planning for a mass invasion of this evil Nation that has attacked them...

...the problem is, how do they work out who it was? I doubt Nano's SITH party is helping him much in these matters... or are they...?
02-12-2003, 08:55
And you might also be happy to know (depending on, where you're from, what you do and what speed your computer is) that Sira has been secretly sabotaged by terrorists! They dumped tonnes of sewerage in the ice creams vats of one of his most famous factories. Sira's people love their ice cream but this event has resulted in confusion and anger when the home ice cream man failed to come by many suburbs the other day. They'd better clean this mess up soon or else there will be some very U-N-H-A-P-P-Y people.
02-12-2003, 10:42
Seeems the tides have turned my foolish freind nano!!! *looks one way* then *looks the another*
02-12-2003, 13:04
... Error in game ...


Nanotechnology has been given back all his Weapons and Wealth from the previous attack. The attacking Nation did not have enough Wealth to attack but somehow got through the system anyway. It must be a glitch in the matrix...


Nanotechnology now has: Weapons... ... no I'm only kidding!
The attacking Nation also received there Weapons back.
From now on can you all please remember: You must have at least 10 Wealth before you can attack.
03-12-2003, 07:44
I am joining the wargame from round 4. Atleast thats what I think we are up to, can't be certain. Thats all for now.


Saviour Jedi....................
03-12-2003, 08:26
I am joining the wargame from whatever turn we are at.


Sira told me to help him fight of SITH so yeah Jedi will prevail.
03-12-2003, 08:27
I am joining the wargame from whatever turn we are at.


Sira told me to help him fight of SITH so yeah Jedi will prevail.
03-12-2003, 08:37
No problem, I'll add you both in to start playing on the next turn. Please make sure you read the rules so that you know how to play, thanks.
03-12-2003, 08:37
No problem, I'll add you both in to start playing on the next turn. Please make sure you read the rules so that you know how to play, thanks.


...do I hear an echo...?
03-12-2003, 08:49
Excellent news! The Empire of Stubboo and The Incorporated States of Ligar have both joined the War Game! They will both be brutal War Game players and they're both secretly Jedi Knights... ... or is it secret...? Anyway, more players means more fun!

Here are the current War game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Empire of Stubboo
The Incorporated States of Ligar

Stubboo and Ligar will both start playing the game from Round 4 turn 6.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on. Everyone else is a member of the region Muunilist.
03-12-2003, 08:54
A note to the new guys:

You can find all the War Game information on our Muunilist website here (http://members.iinet.net.au/~garratts/muunilist/The%20Wargame.html).
03-12-2003, 08:57
Sorry about the double posts.
imported_Rebel Grots
03-12-2003, 10:58
"quote from speech by grand-general"(after seeing monty python and the holy grail)
"And those JEDI pig-dogs! You don't frighten us! You think you can fool us SITH fort with you silly knee-bent running about tactics! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you wipers of other peoples bottoms! I fart in you general direction. I blow my nose at your so-called council, you and all your silly jedi knnnnnnnnigits! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second timah!"
Rebel grots has reinstated compulsory military service and it's WMD program is making good progress.
03-12-2003, 11:19
Office of the Deputy Director, Defence
The Rogue Nation Of Toklarianarian

Several concerning events have recently transpired in this region (namely a vicious attack and various barrages of jokes) that force me to place the sovereign nation of Toklarianarian on red alert status.

This status, which will affect the price of all bus fares, begins at noon tomorrow.

In other news the Department of Transport has commissioned the Office of the Deputy Director, Defence to examine the public transport system so as to identify any flaws that may arise in time of war. To facilitate this investigation the Deputy Director has been granted the power to adjust any aspect of the transport system - including fares.

I. C. R. Glinting
Deputy Director, Defence
04-12-2003, 09:52
I want to join in The Wargame.
04-12-2003, 10:29
As you obviously know... The Empire of Telfer has joined the War Game!

Here are the current War game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Empire of Stubboo
The Incorporated States of Ligar
The Empire of Telfer

Telfer will start playing the game from Round 4 turn 6.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on. Everyone else is a member of the region Muunilist.
04-12-2003, 13:47
He got out of it last time but that was the end of Nanotechnology's luck. An incredible swarm of evil black jack dealers have come rushing in, smashing everything with their extra heavy, deadly spiked roulette tables! I'm afraid these dealers have no mercy... NO MERCY! Nanotechnology surrendered all of his 16 Wealth to the evil dealers. I think the dealers were quite happy with the mess that they dealt out... Nanotechnology is... wait...

...I think we've heard this one before.
04-12-2003, 13:51
"There can be no triumph... without loss" ... "There can be no victory... without suffering" ... "There can be no freedom... without sacrifice" ...

...stuff that! This is the War Game! And it's all win-win here!

Yes, Angry monkeys have been unleashed upon EvanLess! A bit of his our medicine I'd have to say! They tore up the place in no time and ran off with all of his 29 Wealth!
04-12-2003, 13:52
Another attack... ... but this time ... ... a failure!!! A prehistoric, mere mortal tribe, has come up against the almighty saviour Nation of Sira! Sira's men cleaned them up like a chinese scorpion special on a Friday night! Sira's Master Jedi Knight was happy to go salvage the 16 Wealth that the attacking fools left behind. Perhaps there will be a bit of Siraphobia going around after this...?
imported_Rebel Grots
04-12-2003, 16:30
Rebel grots national broadcasting company brings you a soundclip from the front, where battle against the yucki-goody Jedi is commencing.

"Death to goodness and fluffy kittens! Long live the SITH! We love animals without fur and tearful bambi-eyes! Charge!"
*BANG! BADAOOM! ratatatatatatatatata! zap! zap! zap! KABOOM! "AAAAARRRRGH!" bang, bang, bang. stabbety stabbety stab! "NOOOOOOO!" kersplash! BOOM!*

*soundclip ends*
05-12-2003, 06:24
I want to join the muunilist wargame.
05-12-2003, 06:49
INTERESTING PREDICAMENT!!
05-12-2003, 06:55
A tape recorder that was left on in the Admiral's private office, has been recently found by members of XStar's press.
It's currently being played on live television:

..."Thank you for that Admiral." "Is that all?" "Actually Admiral there's one more thing, with all the reports of attacks and failed attacks going on, don't you think it's time to strike down one of these foolish Jedi that are stirring up trouble in XStar?" "Perhaps it is, Colonel" "Should I...crrrrrrrrrrr...Admiral?" If you...crakcrrrr..ccr......cek....thank you for letting me know, Colonel, you're dismissed."

*swaps back to news presenter*

We're sorry for the fuzziness in the tape. It seems that a section of the tape had been scratched before we got possession of it.
Well, that's all the news for the present, I'm Ryan Undra Shor, goodnight.
05-12-2003, 07:54
Sira sure is bringing them in!
As you probably know... The Dominion of Peakhurst has joined the War Game!

Here are the current War game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Empire of Stubboo
The Incorporated States of Ligar
The Empire of Telfer
The Dominion of Peakhurst

Peakhurst will start playing the game from Round 4 turn 7.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on. Everyone else is a member of the region Muunilist.
08-12-2003, 12:29
Yes... another... but not one of Sira's troops this time. The Kingdom of YayLand has joined the War Game.

Here are the current War Game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Republic of Gobinion
The Empire of Stubboo
The Incorporated States of Ligar
The Empire of Telfer
The Dominion of Peakhurst
The Kingdom of YayLand

YayLand will start playing the game from Round 4 turn 7.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on. Everyone else is a member of the region Muunilist.
09-12-2003, 07:43
You will notice that I have added The Republic of Gobinion in to the above list. He rejoined the game at the start of this Round (Round 4) but I missed adding him in to the list the last few times when I posted the list when a new person joined the game. Well, he's there now and I've checked and there is no one else missing from the list. Sorry Gob.

There are currently 15 people playing.
11-12-2003, 07:33
Yet another recruit... this time it's The Armed Republic of Junland who has joined the War Game. Beware, they are armed and ready to fight to the death... ... I think that's what it said...? ... *rumages through piles of paper on the desk* ... *can't find anything relevant* ... ... whatever!

Here are the current War Game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Kingdom of Sira
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Republic of Gobinion
The Empire of Stubboo
The Incorporated States of Ligar
The Empire of Telfer
The Dominion of Peakhurst
The Kingdom of YayLand
The Armed Republic of Junland

Junland will start playing the game from Round 4 turn 7.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on. Everyone else is a member of the region Muunilist.
11-12-2003, 07:39
Sorry that I am taking so long to do the next turn. I haven't got around to it yet but I will do so as soon as I can.
11-12-2003, 07:48
I have decided that I will refrain from elaborating on attacks and secret bombardments from now on to save time and speed up the game since there are so many players now. Of course, I may occasionally add a thing or two if I feel like it.

Sorry to those of you who like reading my nonsense... (as if there's any anyway)
11-12-2003, 09:01
See... it's this simple...

XStar has been attacked and the thieving attackers have run away with all 16 of his Wealth.
11-12-2003, 09:04
And again...

TfutFilisations has been attacked and has lost all of his 22 Wealth to the evil Sith/Jedi that came against him...
11-12-2003, 09:05
Now lets elaborate (I can't help myself)...

Evil henchmen have secretly... stealthily... fearlessly... quietly... invisibly... dropped themselves right into the middle of TfutFilisations' Nation...

...they were confused to find nothing left but a deserted, trashed city? They came to cause havoc but unfortunately for them, there was no more havoc to be caused! So they decided to leave... but just has they were getting into the row boat an underwater sonic-changed land mine blew up ... killing all three of the five henchmen... and the other two.

TfutFilisations' attacker must have dropped the mine on the way out...
...it seemed to work quite well in water...
11-12-2003, 09:06
Ah ha! This time Sira has been secretly bombarded. It's quite possible that he is the only person that cares about this event...

...his Jedi followers wouldn't care would they...?
11-12-2003, 09:07
Now, moving around the table, *rolls two 13 sided dice and one pi sided dice*, it appears that Toklarianarian is next in line. I do believe it was a group of illegal policemen who secretly came in and ruined... stuff...? Anyway, you get the point.
11-12-2003, 09:08
Chao master and Nanotechnology have continued trading with a new Trade Agreement starting in turn 7.
11-12-2003, 09:12
EvanLess and Toklarianarian have continued trading with a new Trade Agreement starting in turn 7.
11-12-2003, 09:12
A Trade Agreement has started between Ligar and Telfer on turn 7.
imported_Rebel Grots
11-12-2003, 13:43
The armed republic of Rebel Grots accepts full responsibility for ALL of the attacks this turn :wink: . We bombed, attacked, sabotaged, ruined, blew up EVERYONE WHO WAS DAMAGED THIS TURN.
Mohahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I swear, it is true! Honestly! We really did do all of that, and we are now rich! What? don't you believe me? why?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........................
(grumble, grumble)
a nation can't even lie these days,
I still claim responsibility though.
12-12-2003, 15:51
That is outrageous.. we claim responsability for the attacks.

The peoples front of the sith performed all of those attacks.

Our enemies will have their stomachs roasted in hell, whilst we make orphans out of their parents.

All our martyrs are celebate suicidal soldiers just like their fathers before them. Of course some are on strike due to current unsafe working conditions.

Never the less we are the group that commited this atrocity.
12-12-2003, 15:54
No way are the peoples front of the sith going to get credit for these attacks... the Sithian peoples front are the ones responsible..

and we deserve the credit
and pepsi endorsements for these attacks... its all about the air time and the endorsements... i mean you have to have some source of funding for these acts of evil.
imported_Rebel Grots
12-12-2003, 16:06
No no no I tell you, WE committed these despicable acts.
The SITH had not even approved of this, we are too evil for even them. We did it I tell you!
Our enemies will roast eternily in the road-side grill of evil. Their innards will be eaten slowly by swarms of evil locusts. Their children shall become our new evil currency. Their homes shall be turned into evil rabbit retirement homes. Their farms and fields should be inhabited by giant colonies of evil hedgehogs, wich will sow evil salt to ruin their land. We shall use their mountains as evil gravel mines, eating them from the inside out. We shall chop down their forests ans turn them into evil toothpicks, wich we will then fill their lakes, rivers and oceans with. Our enemies will know nothing but despair. We shall force them to watch while we evilly eat evil chocolate. We are truly evil.
*slow, evil laughter*
mo ha ha ha ha ha...
13-12-2003, 07:50
Hmm..thats pretty evil.... :arrow:
13-12-2003, 23:27
I am in awe of your evil. I was physically sickened by the evil you have displayed.

I am so proud of you Rebel Grots.
imported_Rebel Grots
14-12-2003, 16:36
Thank you, thank you all. I will strive in the future to reach even greater heights of evil.
*play dr. evil theme song*
"eeeeevil, evil is the one and only meeee.
eeeevil, in his mind there is no other game!"


my evil plans will not be thwarted!
15-12-2003, 04:17
Yes indeed... in this game evil people are welcome, however cheaters are not.

And a cheater has just been caught and punished. Sira created 6 socks to play for him in the War Game, pretending that they were 6 people he knew. His plan has failed and all 6 socks will now be kicked out of the game. But I won't stop there. It clearly says in the rules:

"Socks are not allowed to play in the War Game."

Sira has broken this rule and tried to get away with it. But now that he has been caught cheating in this way I am banning him from playing the game. If he makes up later then I will consider letting him back into the game but for now he is not playing.

Here are the current War Game players:

The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian
The Federation of XStar
The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess
The Holy Empire of TfutFilisations
The Jingoistic States of Nuquernaminuialion
The Republic of Nanotechnology
The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=rebel%20grots)
The Democratic Republic of Chao master
The Republic of Gobinion
The Kingdom of YayLand
The Armed Republic of Junland

There are currently 11 players.

Note: If you click on The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots it will take you to his Nation. I have done this in case you want to visit him or send him a telegram. This is because he is not right there in Muunilist to click on. Everyone else is a member of the region Muunilist.

PS: I will look into YayLand and Junland now as well since they also look like socks. If someone else is cheating and they are caught then they will also be banned from playing. However, if they confess then I will still let them play and simply kick out the socks.
15-12-2003, 04:55
I can speak on the authenticity of YayLand and Junland. They are not socks. They are friends of EvanLess, both actually existing...
imported_Rebel Grots
15-12-2003, 13:47
booooo hisssss
cheaters.
15-12-2003, 13:58
may the cheaters develop scabs and warts on inconvenient parts of their body. May they turn orange in hue and their head fall off at an inappropriate moment
16-12-2003, 06:51
OR IS THIS ALL A HOAX???
:lol:
16-12-2003, 06:53
Nahhh ITS NOT A HOAX!!! :D
16-12-2003, 06:53
UNLESS.... :twisted:
16-12-2003, 07:15
Someone else is bored out here too...
16-12-2003, 11:47
...obviously


(TFC: Is the next turn coming along...sometime...soon?)
16-12-2003, 14:04
As per your wishes...
16-12-2003, 14:06
Nanotechnology has been attacked and the "happy as Larry" attackers ran away with all 3 of his Wealth. Hmmm... that wasn't much...
16-12-2003, 14:06
And it appears that Nuquernaminuialion has also been attacked. However, this attack was rewarded very richly unlike the last one. The attacking Nation ran away will all of Nuquernaminuialion ... ... ... 39 Wealth! Oooh... that's gotta hurt!
16-12-2003, 14:07
Well... it seems that's all for this turn.
16-12-2003, 14:07
A PEACE TREATY HAS BEEN CALLED!!!

Toklarianarian has won Round 4! Below are everyone's scores for the Round:

**1. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian...............................49
**2. The Republic of Gobinion................................................32
**3. The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots................................31
**4. The Democratic Republic of Chao master.......................23
**5. The Impenetrable Bastion of XStar................................11
**6. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess...................................9
**7. The Kingdom of Sira.........................................................6
**8. The Allied States of TfutFilisations....................................5
**9. The Kingdom of YayLand..................................................3
10. The Armed Republic of Junland.........................................2
11. The Artificial Undersea Tavern of Nuquernaminuialion......0
12. The Tooth Clinic of Nanotechnology..................................0


And here are the total points for every Round played so far in the War Game:

**1. The Rogue Nation of Toklarianarian...............................114
**2. The Impenetrable Bastion of XStar................................106
**3. The Republic of Gobinion................................................101
**4. The Nomadic Peoples of EvanLess...................................81
**5. The Allied States of TfutFilisations...................................49
**6. The Empire of The Four Corners......................................36
**7. The Democratic Republic of Chao master.........................36
**8. The Armed Republic of Rebel Grots..................................36
**9. The Rogue Nation of Schweppervesenz..........................35
10. The Federation of Zygodactyl..........................................20
11. The Artificial Undersea Tavern of Nuquernaminuialion.....15
12. The Kingdom of Sira.........................................................13
13. The Tooth Clinic of Nanotechnology.................................10
14. The Kingdom of YayLand....................................................3
15. The Armed Republic of Junland...........................................2


Round 5 will start in a few days. No Trade Agreements will be carried over to the new Round. You must start them again after you have obtained enough Wealth. Good luck on your first roll getting enough points!
imported_Rebel Grots
16-12-2003, 15:08
Yay! third place. :D
a shiny bronze medal for me then, (tries to eat it)
17-12-2003, 05:46
A secret agent, code named IMTHEGENERAL, that had been in the capital city of Nuquernaminuialion when he got attacked, has reported back to top office in XStar. In his report he has stated:

"The attackers swarmed through the city of Nuquer so quickly and fast they met little resistance. The commander of the attackers, unnamed due to copyright rights, went straight into the mayor's office and met him face to face so he'd know who had done this fatal attack. (The mayor later died of a heart attack so could not report who it was.) When the mayor asked the unnamed man why he attacked, I overheard the answer being:

"Because I choose to."
17-12-2003, 11:03
I am so sick of this obvious conspiracy. TFC somehow is cheating, and telling people things. Why else would i suddenly be attacked, being he with the most wealth. This is proposterous
17-12-2003, 11:13
What the? Stupid webpage, somehow thinks it can change which user i post with... oh well you get the point
imported_Rebel Grots
17-12-2003, 15:50
hey, if you read the rules it says that you get secrets. So TFC is telling people things, just like it says in the rules.
Evil me must sadly report that I cannot evilly participate in this game untill January, as I am going on an evil christmas holiday. Merry (evil) christmas.
18-12-2003, 04:48
hey, if you read the rules it says that you get secrets. So TFC is telling people things, just like it says in the rules.
Evil me must sadly report that I cannot evilly participate in this game untill January, as I am going on an evil christmas holiday. Merry (evil) christmas.

Evilly enough, I too will be away for a few days near the end of December and then again from January 5th to 15th. So unless every evil person here is evilly urging to play perhaps we could just take an evil brake from now until the evil 15th and then start the next evil Round with every evil person there is?

I'm sure an evil break like this won't hurt too evilly since it is this evil time of year at the moment? And then we have the evil new year and I'll be away on my evil trip planning my evilness for the next Round so there wouldn't be any evil play then any-evil-way.

So, I'd like all your evil points of view please. If no one seems to evilly object though, then I guess we'll just evilly stop now and then evilly start again (evil Round 5) when I get back on the evil 15th of January. All happy? I guess so?


So... Merry Evilmas and a Happy New Evil...

...that sounded really dodgy?!!!
18-12-2003, 04:55
Far out... after reading that again... there are way too many 'evils' it's not funny.

Hmmm... I think I'm all evilled out now.
18-12-2003, 06:57
Yes.. Yes we do
18-12-2003, 13:31
It's evildy fine if we take a break from my evil point of view.
19-12-2003, 05:01
You are a nut TFC, and RG also seems a bit nutty.. like a snickers... or a nutbreak... maybe even a bag of shelled peanuts
imported_Rebel Grots
19-12-2003, 09:19
NAAAAAH! I'm just evil. I managed to steal a public computer and post this, and I'll just say that I agree with TFC let's have a (for you,Nuq) goodness and fluffy kittens christmas holiday break.
that doesn't sound right, does it?
so long, and hohoho.
19-12-2003, 10:26
Sounds Interesting.....
19-12-2003, 10:43
I'm living in a cuckoo house
19-12-2003, 12:30
who are you calling a ho?

your mumma girlfriend!
20-12-2003, 11:57
"i didn't even give you my jacket"
"WOW!!!!"
21-12-2003, 12:20
(Suddenly there's a flurry of random posts after TFC says the games taking a break. I wonder why......)
21-12-2003, 14:13
*Mc* ... flurry... to be precise...
22-12-2003, 10:14
Only a slave working at McRonalds can say that... imi sure he'll agree
22-12-2003, 10:28
*nods head*
04-01-2004, 12:55
Hello people,

I am leaving now and I won't be back until the 15th of this month. I will have no access to a computer and will therefore not post, update or do anything on NationStates while I'm gone. Thanks everyone for playing my games. I hope everything goes well while I'm gone. When I get back I'll update everything and get involved again. The War Game that I am running will also continue. I probably won't have time to run Scrabble Squadron 1 and 2 when I get back but I'll still run Supersize Scrabble. Please don't send me any telegrams while I'm away if you can help it. Thanks again.

The Four Corners

(I have posted this same post on each of my different forum threads)