23-10-2003, 05:04
Yesterday, the Grandma Smith Apple corporation, not to be confused with that dirty slut Granny Smith, announced the opening of its first alcoholic beverage production facility. Here, they will produce their new drink, Charles Dickens Cider. The Dickens Cider will please everyone, both amles and females, with the possible exceptions of homosexuals. The Dickens Cider box will fill quickly and ship out to our brave sea men for ejac... i mean exportantion. If you want a warm Dickens Cider delivered to your front porch, just wire the East Barakan Government 11.88 borrachos per individual load. And remember, you can try more than one Dickens Cider at a time, but we wouldn't recommend it.