Big Long Now
23-10-2003, 01:42
This is a warning to any traveler that may consider traveling to The Allied States of Big Long Now:
Over the last few days, we have experienced a rise in terrorist groups attacking citizens with any means possible. For now the military has the situation in their power so extra assistance need not be necessary until we are absolutely desperate, for we do not want to cost any other nation their citizen's lives. Therefore, we have grounded all flights incoming to BLN and have made our airspace a No Fly Zone until further notice. We have orders from the president to shoot down any aircraft that violates our airspace.
Any vehicles that are coming to BLN will be thoroughly checked, and backround checks are required on all person(s) in the vehicles. We highly recommend that any planned trips to BLN be postponed during this security threat. All weapons (and anything that could be used as a weapon) will be confiscated and shipped back to any designated address outside the nation of BLN.
We know this is a major pain in the neck for anyone who had plans to come here, but this is just a precaution that will be lifted as soon as the threat has subsided.
General Frank Tenetta
Army of Big Long Now
Over the last few days, we have experienced a rise in terrorist groups attacking citizens with any means possible. For now the military has the situation in their power so extra assistance need not be necessary until we are absolutely desperate, for we do not want to cost any other nation their citizen's lives. Therefore, we have grounded all flights incoming to BLN and have made our airspace a No Fly Zone until further notice. We have orders from the president to shoot down any aircraft that violates our airspace.
Any vehicles that are coming to BLN will be thoroughly checked, and backround checks are required on all person(s) in the vehicles. We highly recommend that any planned trips to BLN be postponed during this security threat. All weapons (and anything that could be used as a weapon) will be confiscated and shipped back to any designated address outside the nation of BLN.
We know this is a major pain in the neck for anyone who had plans to come here, but this is just a precaution that will be lifted as soon as the threat has subsided.
General Frank Tenetta
Army of Big Long Now