NationStates Jolt Archive


An offer you can't refuse

Skittletopia
22-10-2003, 22:01
Earlier today, the Foreign Minister, the Marquis Jack Kimble, was admitted to an institution owing to his worsening mental state. when questioned he had this to say: "LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I'm a squeaky guy! i got squeaky pants! come check out my squeaky pants dance!" we tried to continue the interview but he put a pair of undergarments on his head, stuffed two pencils up his nostrils and went "bleggleblahhWOOOOOO!" loudly before bursting into a rendition of the meow mix in a tenor voice.

As such. we are looking for a temporary replacement, and as our own government is busy (coughandourpopulouswoefullyignorantofpolitics) we're accepting applications from foreign nations. the replacement would be adequately rewarded (kaching) and would be given a room in the floating palice, our premier zeppelin hotel. so. any CV's?
Kisnesia
22-10-2003, 22:11
double post
Kisnesia
22-10-2003, 22:11
Our assistant minister for foreign affairs may be able to help you out on a TEMPORARY basis. Please quickly summarize your current status in international affiars.