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It has been brought to our attention that your robots were to be harmless. As we must have received defective models because they are killing off my army of elite mullets.

You can view the posts here.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84382

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84369

I am an innocent victim of this international sauce ring take over. I believe that because I have uncoverred HPSauce's secret plans they now seek to ruin me financially. I am suing for 1 billion tons of mullet clippings.


The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

*The Trial begins*
*Tunashirt rambles for 15 minutes about business in the front and party in the abck*
*Closing argument*
The Foreman steps foreward and says, "Your Honor, the Jury finds the defendent, HPSauce, innocent of all charges, and does not owe Tunashirt anything."

"Alright case closed." The Judge stated, muttering about wasted time and money.

Then why did you buy more? And why did you like the robots?

I was unaware of their destructive powers, and besides, business relations were good at that point. HPSauce deceived me with the free trial Robot. I uncovered HPSauces's plan for international sauce-dom and so HPSauce wanted to take all my money. That's just not going to happen. I am going to make this a class action law suit so that everyone who has purchased a Robot from HPSauce can sue as well.


The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

*bump*

Do you have proof?

Proof? Who needs proof any more these days. Let's face it, we could all use a little extra cash. Besides, my lawyer thinks he'll get 20% from this settlement. Oh wait, I mean we have lots of proof. It's so top secret that we are not allowed to show it or else it would financially ruin the international stock market.

The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted: