22-10-2003, 20:31
The People's Bureau of Intelligence has been conducting an ongoing investigation of the various research and medical labs in the United Socialist States of Chicken Island.
Last night, at approximately 11:45 p.m. central time, they uncovered a gruesome discovery.
A laboratory misusing government funds to design mindless undead minions. The bodies were believed to be illegally bought mental patients purchased from the Nation of Diode Flats, the organs (in plentiful supply, now that organ doning is compulsory in the nation of Chicken Island) were collected and stolen from various hospitals.
Some of these creations were actually "living", although they were unresponsive and unable to communicate.
It is believed that they were to be sold off to various black markets from criminal use.
The People's Bureau of Intelligence seized all evidence and the two scientists responsible, and quickly disappeared into the night.
More to come.
~(name withheld) The People's Press
United Socialist States of Chicken Island
Last night, at approximately 11:45 p.m. central time, they uncovered a gruesome discovery.
A laboratory misusing government funds to design mindless undead minions. The bodies were believed to be illegally bought mental patients purchased from the Nation of Diode Flats, the organs (in plentiful supply, now that organ doning is compulsory in the nation of Chicken Island) were collected and stolen from various hospitals.
Some of these creations were actually "living", although they were unresponsive and unable to communicate.
It is believed that they were to be sold off to various black markets from criminal use.
The People's Bureau of Intelligence seized all evidence and the two scientists responsible, and quickly disappeared into the night.
More to come.
~(name withheld) The People's Press
United Socialist States of Chicken Island