HPSauce sues the nation of Tunashirt
After repeated libellous action as can be seen in the following messages:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84369
The Republic of HPSauce has decided to allow the nation's chief legal council, El Lawyer Magnifico, to sue Tunashirt for 5 million HPSaucian Boogaloos.
We fully support your lawsuit. We can testify to the harmless nature of your Sauce Robots and will do so in court if needed.
You can't sue the mentally ill if they have no control over their actions.
I would like to settle this out of court there tough guy, as I do not have 5 million HPSaucian Boogaloos. I do have 3,000 freshly fallen out teeth, 6,000 pairs of jeans that are now shorts and 6 tons of mullet clippings I'd like to send your way. If this will satisfy your legal cravings, I will send them immediately, otherwise we will have to debate this like a wife beater t-shirt at the flea market.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
El Lawyer Magnifico has advised us to turn down your settlement as it your attempts at compensation are referred to in HPSauce as organic waste. Therefore HPSauce would like to request that an impartial third party take the position of Judge so that this can be resolved in a quick and financially benificial manner.
We fully support your lawsuit. We can testify to the harmless nature of your Sauce Robots and will do so in court if needed.
You are sadly mistaken, these "Robots" are very harmful indeed! I have already lost 100 of my best mulleteers to these fierce fighting machines. I have demanded that my army not look at them so they do not have to think so hard about them and die off. These innocent looking Robots are spreading destruction in my own national capitol. How can you deny their destructive power?
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
El Lawyer Magnifico has advised us to turn down your settlement as it your attempts at compensation are referred to in HPSauce as organic waste. Therefore HPSauce would like to request that an impartial third party take the position of Judge so that this can be resolved in a quick and financially benificial manner
We are willing to be a judge.
Thank you.
*The trial opens*
All rise for the Honourable representative of Kurlej.
All sit.
*The HPSaucian lawyers make many arguments and statements verifying the harmlessness of the Sauce Robot including the fact that it has been sold as a childrens toy within the borders of HPSauce and not one child has yet been hurt (well except from Timmy Smith but how were we supposed to know that someone would try to stuff it up their nose?). They then proceed to demonstrate that the entire population of Tunashirt are idiots, citing national intelligence tests and the fact that the economy is driven by mullet clippings and other organic wastes.*
Yes, well we have decided that HPsauce's toy is perfectly safe. Tunashirt's mellets (sp?) have either fell on their head during birth or have brain damage. But HPsauce should put this sign on the box of the robot: Small pieces inside. Age 7 and up. But HPsauce should be sued by Timmy Smith's parents for..... 3 bios. (30usd)
All stand and leave.
And don't bring this up again 8)
*Rises to defense*
"Your Honor, nice shoes by the way, we are not idiots because we try to pay people with mullet clippings. I guess people just don't see the value in them. They are used for many things, toothbrushes.....and stuff of that sort. Unfortunately HPSauce doesn't see that my nation has a thriving economy and we are building it up to be a powerhouse economy. If mullet clippings are not acceptable, the think of all the mullets that will be put out of business. They have little mullets they need to feed as well. Besides, I almost choked on one of HPSauces robots, they came with no warning label whatsoever. We ask that this case be dismissed and that we be granted the right to by 1,000 more robots for my "harmless" army."
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Do you have any proof what so ever? We understand your economy heck our money is frozen dried cooked slugs but HPsauce even said they are harmless (well except for poor Timmy). Unless you modified it any way which you must have proof in order for me to change my decision . No proof in 1 rl hour and HPsauce gets to increase his sue to 5 billion bios or anything he chooses. (1 bio=10usd)........
*bump, just so tunashirt will be able to see this*
Well my decision is stopped. HPsauce tunashirt now owes you 5 billion bios/usd. And HPsauce you owe Timmy Smith's parents 3 bios/usd. Tunashirt you could have changed my decision but you didn't respond to the date.(suddenly I pick up a sign that says) NO OBJECTIONS.
It cannot be stopped! I demand a retrial since I have spent the last 18 or so hours battling this one trial robot HPSauce sent to me. It has destroyed 90% of my mullet ground soldiers. They were so confused by this little machine of destruction that it killed them just by mind power alone. All I could do was watch in horror as one by one they fell. It wasn't until one of my bravest mulleteers resorted to little Timmy's methods and shoved the 1" robot up his nose. Unfortunately they have both died. He had to shield his eyes with his own homemade robot blocking vision glasses. Appearantly they work very well. If anyone would like to by them, I'm selling them for 5billion thingamajiggs that I owe HPSauce.
Please pay a moment of silence to our greatest war hero that has saved our country.
http://www.vagrantcafe.com/images/mullet.jpg
Now I would like to call upon the highest courts to dismiss this fraudulent case as HPSauce has ravaged my country, almost single handedly destroyed my mulleteer ground forces. As you may not know is that our country is in danger of losing our mulleteer army due to the deforestation that is going on. How can the world go on without any mullets around? I think we all have to dig deep down inside and ask ourselves this question. Just look at Bubba, he was a great mulleteer, he will live forever in our hearts for saving our nation and alas, he has died. He has died defending the great country for which he loved but didn't know that he was in. Do you know how this will affect my mullet slave labor trading business? I call upon all nations to give their support, whether that be financially, or with money.
Please transfer funds ASAP to help. Because this is a plea, a plea for your money that you have and that I want....I mean need. Make the mullet a protected species, you can save a mullet today. Just 100 bucks a month could feed a mullet for several hours. Now reach into the pocket book of someone in front of you and give like you've always wanted to give. May you all be blessed, each and every one.
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Too much trouble. I'm afraid im gonna have to dismiss the whole case or HPsauce rebuilds Tunashirt's country and Tunashirt you owe HPsauce 5 million HPSaucian Boogaloos. NO EXCEPTIONS. This case just keeps turning around and Tunashirt I'll pay you 2 milion to feed your mullters(sp?). And Tunashirt you owe me 1 million bios for giving you many chneces even after I said this: [qoute=Kurlej]No proof in 1 rl hour and HPsauce gets to increase his sue to 5 billion bios or anything he chooses. (1 bio=10usd)........[quote] Case dismissed no more chances or whoe ever asked for it owes me 5billion bios.
I will gladly pay the 1 million bios. I'm sure you can understand why I could not respond within the given time limit. If you had a 1 foot lego robot of desctruction killing all of your mulleteers you'd have to laugh...I mean defend them too.
*wires 1 million bios*
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
Also Hpsauce you can either choose to have nothing or get the 5 million HPSaucian Boogaloos at the exspense of rebuilding Tunashirt's nation (or at least some of it)
OOC- I think I did a pretty good job at being a judge.
You make a fabulous judge. You must be a real judge in the real world aren't you? I know it, you can't hide your made judge skills from me. In all honesty, you did a great job following all the different twists and turns this thing took. Awesome job!
The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:
OOC- Actuallly I used to be a judge of a club (fishing club) So if anyone broke a rule there will be a case and stuff right now im a cashier in Best Buy
OOC- Actuallly I used to be a judge of a club (fishing club) So if anyone broke a rule there will be a case and stuff right now im a cashier in Best Buy
OOC - Best Buy huh? I bet you get a really good discount. I work at an insurance company, you'd think I get really good health insurance, but that's not always the case.