NationStates Jolt Archive

We are outsourcing our Mullet Slave Labor force. We have many models from which to choose. Here is an example of one..

http://www.calvarychapel.com/crestwood/mullets/toughmullet.jpg

If you are interested in purchasing or maybe even leasing some of these fine mullet slave laborers, please contact me.

The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

I very much doubt that anyone would ever want to buy that.

Why would you not want to buy this mullet slave? Look at all the items he can carry at once!

*bump*

I just have to bring this up again because I need to sell some of these mullet slaves to pay for some legal debt I've incurred recently. If you need to know all the details you can find them here.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84369&highlight=

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84382&highlight=

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84389&highlight=


I do appreciate the business and any support you may want to offer. You can also endorse my nation so that I may rise to power!

The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

I need some buyers, someone has to have a good use for mullet slave labor. Anyone?

The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

Here, i'll send in some of my finest troops, kill your puny ass nation and free those poor bastards. Or would you prefer me to blow your ass off the map?

Hey there Super_Mack, no need to get all power hungry there tough guy (or girl) which every you prefer. Go ahead and send in some of your finest troops, we'll throw a party and then send them back. They may even defect to our nation. If you want to blow me off the map then go ahead, I'll flatten all your tires on all your automobiles in your country. How do you like that?!

The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

:cry: I detest slave labor :cry:
Perhaps we can assist you in getting rid of your legal debt and free the slaves while we are at it.
The nation of Gurguvungunit sincerely hopes that these 'mullet slaves' can be freed without a war. Please telegram me if you are interested
..::GURGUVUNGUNIT::..

Tunashirt, if you do not stop this mass destruction of Civil Rights, we will feel compelled to rescue those poor bastards,and then bomb your nation into a big crater.

:cry: I detest slave labor :cry:
Perhaps we can assist you in getting rid of your legal debt and free the slaves while we are at it.
The nation of Gurguvungunit sincerely hopes that these 'mullet slaves' can be freed without a war. Please telegram me if you are interested
..::GURGUVUNGUNIT::..


This sounds like a very appealing offer. I must admit that it is very tempting. I'll give you a list of my needs and you tell me if you can meet them.

First of all I need 5 billion bios/usd to pay off my legal debts to HPSauce.

Secondly I will need another 10 billion bios/usd to build suitable housing and provide economic help for my current mullet slave labor forces.

If you want to send pics of mullets doing really cool things, then this last option is totally up to you.


The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted:

I am mobilizing my army and getting them ready to be shipped to your country. As well, my airforce is bombing up. The clock is ticking. Stop your slave trade or I'll kick your ass.

And I don't see how you, such a tiny nation, could stop a force of nearly 1 million troops and throw a party big enough to make them not want kill you.

We'll donate the money.

*$20billion wired*

*received S20 billion*

A new edict has come forth from the Empire of Tunashirt. Let it be made known and heard by all that this Empire has abolished mullet slave labor and will now work to rehabilitate and implement educational, housing and work programs for them. We thank you all for your support and threats of war, they have been very usefull in contemplating the shortage of real mullet workers.

The Great and Glorious
Tunashirt :twisted: