We Declare War!
We declare war on The Republic of Isla de Penguinata!
1,000,000 Marshmallow men
2,450 Marshmallow Tanks
are now attacking The Republic of Isla de Penguinata.
You have an army that accounts for 1/5 of your population?
you were just created today and you are already at war? :shock: What is the excuse this time, what did he do? :roll:
Isla de Penguinata
22-10-2003, 03:20
The President continues building marshmallow houses, and then eating the frames away. He is mildly interested in the Marshmallow Men, and sends a message to their government.
Hello. How are you?
-drops napalm on Marshmellow Men, and watches them expand in flames, then char-.
Adejaani
22-10-2003, 03:20
The Republic of Adejaani wishes to contribute hot cocoa, a guitar and a campfire. :lol:
The Republic of Adejaani wishes to contribute hot cocoa, a guitar and a campfire. :lol:
Hey can I come?
we continue. one hundred marshmallow aircraft carriers are now at your ocean launching 85 marshmallow f14s
Suddenly 5 AF Fighter Bombers swoop in, hitting the delicious marshmellowy formation with napalm...30 minutes later the ground force moves in and devours the corpses.
OOC:
Just kidding, I couldn't help myself.
OOC: I am roasting marshmellows right now.
IC: Marshmellow men, you send one man into the other state, and we will stop buying marshmellows from you.
Gurguvungunit
22-10-2003, 03:25
Ummm... You can't have that many troops. Calm down, you can declare war in a few months when you're bigger. :) Yes, now is not the time.
In the international Incidents forum, there is an announcement. Linkie Linkie Clickie Clickie my friend.
FYI:What Godmoding Is (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15957)
And
New to NationStates? View These Great Threads! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29774)
Gee. I edited this SOO many times, I think I'll edit it again!
Kotterdam
22-10-2003, 03:27
OOC:
*issues his army rations of graham crackers to supplement the chocolate bar already included in their rations, orders the use of flamethrowers* Set them to toasty!
:roll:
"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmellow man." - Peter Venkman
The aircraft carriers are intercepted by 30 legions of hungry boy-scouts.
The outcome is obvious.
Never! The bombs continue to drop on Penguintana.
Gurguvungunit
22-10-2003, 03:30
Never! The bombs continue to drop on Penguintana.
Godmod. You need to take losses my friend. READ THE ANNOUNCEMENT LINKS! BE CALM LITTLE NATION!
Why don't they ever get it?
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The Resi Corporation
22-10-2003, 03:33
We send a strange creature conceived by our bioengineering department to eat the marshmellow bombs.
http://www.ccchronicle.com/back/2001-05-14/images/homestar.jpg
Dontgonearthere
22-10-2003, 03:33
Would anybody object to yet another Annexation? Its really for his own good, y'see.
Plus his citizens taste good.
Hey chill out guys. Cant we all get along? have some cocoa and smores. If that doesnt make you feel better I've got some french fried ferret.
imported_Convict
22-10-2003, 03:36
OOC: 10 bucks says he's a puppet. :)
OOC: 10 bucks says he's a puppet. :)
lol.
RedCommunist
22-10-2003, 03:41
Anyone else have the urge to sing "Kum-By-Ah?"
The Eredron Republic must protest the courses of action taken by nations; excluding us from this smorgasbord of delicious s'mores is an insult to our republic.
imported_Convict
22-10-2003, 03:41
If your not a puppet the here's a message for ya:
http://mcx99.homestead.com/files/godmod.jpg
LOL :lol:
He might be a puppet
8) :P :lol:
Would anybody object to yet another Annexation? Its really for his own good, y'see.
Plus his citizens taste good.
OOC: I just got a consignment of roasted marshmellow citizens. they taste supah, fo sheezy.
IC: The Holy Druzian Emperor declares war on Marshmellow Men to remove its senseless ruler from power. Once, he has been dethroned, power shall be restored to its peoples.
To achieve this goal, we send in 20 of our best:
http://ink.primate.wisc.edu/~assay/mouse.jpg
Tradewinds
22-10-2003, 03:46
The Republic of Adejaani wishes to contribute hot cocoa, a guitar and a campfire. :lol:The Republic of Tradewinds wishes to join in the marshmellow fun by getting some graham crackers and chocolate. Smores for everyone! :D :lol:
OMG Convict that pic kicks ass! Very nice. 8) BTW ok if I can use it on some warmongering newbs sometime? :)
The Republic of Adejaani wishes to contribute hot cocoa, a guitar and a campfire. :lol:The Republic of Tradewinds wishes to join in the marshmellow fun by getting some graham crackers and chocolate. Smores for everyone! :D :lol:
*Takes a smore*
I again offer my french fried ferrets and a healthy supply of milkbones sorry godmodder you cant have any
I again offer my french fried ferrets and a healthy supply of milkbones sorry godmodder you cant have any
OOC: Drinks a glass of milkbones. Hmmmm....MILK!
Tradewinds
22-10-2003, 03:53
Can I have smores?
Come join us in the campfire as we feast on the smores made possible by a million marshmellow men! 8)
Sniplidia
22-10-2003, 03:53
Is the land Marshmellow invading a hot region? This would cause the Marshmellow Men to stick to the ground, becoming easy pray for the chocolate artillery and graham cracker bombs.
Can I have smores?
Come join us in the campfire as we feast on the smores made possible by a million marshmellow men! 8)
OOC: WE WANT SMORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tradewinds
22-10-2003, 03:57
Can I have smores?
Come join us in the campfire as we feast on the smores made possible by a million marshmellow men! 8)
OOC: WE WANT SMORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IC: To counter the demand of more smores, the Republic of Tradewinds has invaded The Marshmallow Men and is drafting every citizen of marshallowy goodness for assistance on coping with the demand.
imported_Convict
22-10-2003, 03:59
Wow! a newbie war turned out to be a pretty good deal after all.
Pass the smores please. :lol:
Tradewinds
22-10-2003, 04:04
Wow! a newbie war turned out to be a pretty good deal after all.
Pass the smores please. :lol: Yes the newb wanted a war and we're filling our stomachs with these tasty smores so in the end we're all happy! :D
*hands Convict a fresh one*
OOC: We demand our next consignment of Marshmellow citizens. Our people are dying to eat more of them. :lol:
Tradewinds
22-10-2003, 04:16
OOC: We demand our next consignment of Marshmellow citizens. Our people are dying to eat more of them. :lol:
IC: "Sir, how many marshmellowites have we extracted?"
"Only 15 percent."
"Good, more smores to come." :twisted:
OOC:
I agree with Dontgothere, let the annexation of the Marshmellow men begin!
IC:
"The Theocracy of Anti-Funitism has come to the conclusion that though the people of Marshmellow Men are generally very chewy and delicious, the ruling regime are very stale and crusty. We can not allow the entirety of Marshmellow Men to be tainted by their Neon Green, Pink and possibly even purple ideals. No! never will we allow the delicious fluffy white beauty of their nation to be destroyed by their foolish rulers.
We have dispatched 8 Legions of Troops to encourage a regime change in the government of Marshmellow Men. May the Machine god have mercy on their succulent souls!" Overlord Kint, opened a bag of Marshmellows and devoured them. Propaganda posters were showed all over the Theocracy of Anti-Funitism showing the Overlord eating the Marshmellows, "Defiance!" some of them read.
Morale of the citizens in the AF went up considerably after the declaration of war, for months they have been suffering from the hardships of war. Disease, Starvation...depression. Many people have lost faith in the government, a successful war! now that would get the economy going again...or would it?