NationStates Jolt Archive

The day of Communism has ended. Now very few nations rally under it because of its insignificant and does not work. That is why the Soviet Union has fallen and even then it does not work under a mynute scale such as Nationstates. The communists cannot even rally under one banner as they believe that they should all live equal, be paid equally, die equally when in truth, they bicker among themselves until the people under that government see the light and rid of communistic policies like the scum of the earth.
Therefore, I hereby declare war on The Peoples Republic of RedCommunist to free the scum and plague in which he rules his people by. I have big allies so I suggest you surrender now! You don't want to mess with me.

This is what the Holy Druzian Emperor calls a unwarranted act of aggression against another sovereign nation committed solely on the basis of baised ideology.

We hereby devote all our forces to protect the Peoples Republic of RedCommunist.

Beware, Imperial States, you send one man into the Peoples Republic of RedCommunist and we will blow you to smithereens.

By order of The Holy Druzian Emperor

**double post**


:cry:

You invade him, I invade you.
I have so dearly wanted to annex somebody.

The DGNT army is now on high alert, 1,000,000 assorted troops have been readied and a Piledriver class Planetbuster is sitting over your country ready to rain droppods on your capital.

OOC: I never agreed to RP, please telegram me about this. If you are talking about region crashing USSR good luck, Delegate options are off so not much you can do without being banned.

Send as many natins as you want...

OOC:
Send as many natins as you want...I already have agents inside armed with nuclear devices.
I haven't agreed to RP and your already GodModding! OMFG!

OOC: :roll: :roll:

sorry for the godmodding

Send as many natins as you want...I already have agents inside armed with nuclear devices.


Okay Imperialstates, despite the fact that YOUR godmoding, we have decided to invade your little ass.

Standby for the IGNORE cannon to be fired at you as our first weapon of mass ignorance.

We, The United Socialist States of Manchester-Dalton pledge our troops to RedCommunist's defence if it is so needed.

OOC: Druze, shall we make this a joint effort?
Oh, yes, Imperial States, how would you get people into my country? I have closed boarders, and satilites consantly scanning them, after that theres INS, and they dont take kindly to 250 pound suitcases which just happen to be radioactive.

IC:
"Arm the droppods Sergeant, the drop will commence on my order"
There is a brief click, and then 200 ports on the bottom of the Piledriver slide silently open.
The ship maintains its orbit, staying steady over Imperial States. Meanwhile 350,000 men in orbit wait inside their pods.

Lol, i wasn't talking about your nation

Send as many natins as you want...(deleted) I have agents with nukes inside them all (/deleted)
OOC:
Oh, so this doesnt apply to me does it? Thanks, I feel special, I might even let your president survive 8) . I am, afterall, a MOSTLY benevolent dictator.

Lol, i wasn't talking about your nation


We had ignored but this post has convinced us that you need to invaded. Dontgonearthere, let us invade and annex this kingdom.

After annexing Allawi, we have sufficient experience with annexations.

*double post*

OOC: Ok guys don't RP anything yet. I still haven't chosen. He has 12 million people in his nation...at most a million soldiers, and VERY little tanks, artillery, naval power, and air power. He can't hold a nuke or nuclear devices yet. If we are going to RP we will go by the NA-USSR Cold War Military Guide, which was made about 11 months ago. Nations under 100,000,000 people can not hold nuclear weapons.

On a second note my army, http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=redcommunist_army , alone is 208,000,000 soldiers, and the tank, artillery, air, and naval power is quite impressive. My nation, http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=redcommunist , which has 1.74 billion people, and in that nation I have Nation Guard and PeaceKeepers. Now also keep in mind I own the entire USSR National Military Force, and seems I have some fine allies around me. This just would be too easy and not worth my time.

While the people of Plenzonia are a peaceful lot, we take great offense at upstarts attempting to impose their money-worshipping nonsense on the rest of the world. The "day of communism" is far from over, and just decades ago the "day of capitalism" was thought to be over.

The short sighted ignorance of the leadership of Imperialstates will cost the lives of many of their people. Should they needlessly attack any communist, socialist, social democratic or any nation whose political or economic system they disagree with for any reason other than the needless oppression or execution of innocent civilians the People of Plenzonia have given their support to give whatever aid they can spare to aid in this vile barbaric drive.

The will of the people is strong. Self-determination must not be wiped out by the corrupt.

perhaps i've been aided? perhaps i bought a nuclear device or traded for one?

OOC: Still nations under 100,000,000 can't hold nuclear devices, and if they could a nation of 12 million wouldn't. Remeber it takes alot to build a nation, a standing army is always down the line and mainly nuclear material. in anycase let us say you did buy some, you have no safe place to put it and your whole nation would be one big green glowing crator.

perhaps i've been aided? perhaps i bought a nuclear device or traded for one?

You have not been aided, but you shall soon be when you are invaded by Dontgonearthere and Druze.

You have not bought or traded a nuclear devide, but you shall soon know what it feels like to be bombed with one when you are invaded by Dontgonearthere and Druze.

OOC:lol mmmk then

do as you like Druze, you shall lose too

RedCommunist, your numbers are not feasible. Its 10% of your nation at EXTREME most. We RP with 5%

OOC: Also what is the reason? You never were in the USSR, and you were made yesterday. Why declare war on someone alot bigger then you for no reason? Also just because I am not capitalist is not a good reason.

OOC: Duh I have two nations. One is my home nation..blah blah civics, commerce, science.... The other is my military nation, which is just my army. Hence RedCommunist Army. Also my name is RedCommunist not Red Communist.

do as you like Druze, you shall lose too

OOC: I am shitting in my pants our of fear -- we will lose.

(Yelling and screaming voices of the crowd and the Emperor)".....Fight with Honor!!! My fellow citizens, I fight beside you. My honor is my loyalty!!!" The crowd cheered as thousands of soldiers marched out to guard the cities while airforces were slipped into underground bunkers. Ammunition, explosives were set around the cities as mine fields were created and the citizens also took up arms. Every able man and child and women was given a weapon.

OOC: Just doing some math Imp. Your Army, with 5% of total population is 600,000. that is about enough for:

400,000 Infantry, 100,000 tanks, and 50 planes. Good luck taking on me with your rule.

ME 5% of total pop is 887,000,000.
I think my personal army as it is is better; 208,000,000.
Anyway with your thing I would have:

500,000,000 infantry. 50,000,000 tanks, 100,000,000 artillery, 1,000,000 Aircraft Carriers, 1,000,000 Destoryers, 2,000,000 Frigates, 5,000,000 Submarines, 10,000,000 fighters, 10,000,000 bombers, maybe 50,000,000 Anti-Air guns. I really can't think of more units, this is already God-Modding by using your way. Keep in mind I still have tons of units left. I like my 208,000,000 better for RP'ing.

OOC: (Yelling and screaming voices of the crowd and the Emperor)".....Fight with Honor!!! My fellow citizens, I fight beside you. My honor is my loyalty!!!" The crowd cheered as thousands of soldiers marched out to guard the cities while airforces were slipped into underground bunkers. Ammunition, explosives were set around the cities as mine fields were created and the citizens also took up arms. Every able man and child and women was given a weapon. I choose to RP, but to bad it is over.

IN: A Typhoon Class SSBN Submarine off the Coast shoots two Unittech Labs N1 Nuclear Missiles at the capital city. The city is no more, their leader is dead, and the army is either killed, wounded, or alone ad unsupplied. *And if your not on the coast from a USSR SCUD Missile Launcher Platform. Either way your fu*ked. This is not God-Modding cause I accepted it and this is what would happen. Anyway night, time to sleep. Morun your city.*

oh well
aye?

mmmk no one said my entire army was in the capital city or even where the leader was.

OOC: Nations of 12 million people have one or two cities, same as in real life. Hence your capital and had your leader, but if you want we can nuke your other city also. Also I said your troops are unsupplied now and/or killed from the showwave. Also the EMP emitted from a Nuclear Blast effects for hundreds of miles, so your technological equitment is dead.

uh oh.......whats this i hear about annexation?

i die proudly if it is at all possible to die proudly in a nuclear attack!

IS, if you voluntarily allow DGNT to annex you you will recive the following:
A promise of eventual release
No interference with your culture or religion unless it presents a threat to others.
Your country may be run by another Imperialstatesian
Your citizens will be treated well and fairly, there will be no purges, death camps, or otherwise.
You will recieve financial aid to rebuild your country.

Whaddaya say?

We offer the better offer of:

Joint Presidency of Abkhajia and IS
No interference with your culture or religion unless it presents a threat to others.
Your citizens will be treated well and fairly, there will be no purges, death camps, or otherwise.
You will recieve financial aid to rebuild your country.
Unlimited TV and radio (which DGNT does not even consider)
Late bed-time for all your citizens.

OOC: Totally n00bian offer to a total n00b.


IS, if you voluntarily allow DGNT to annex you you will recive the following:
A promise of eventual release
No interference with your culture or religion unless it presents a threat to others.
Your country may be run by another Imperialstatesian
Your citizens will be treated well and fairly, there will be no purges, death camps, or otherwise.
You will recieve financial aid to rebuild your country.

Whaddaya say?

((OOC: I generaly prefer the "you will surrender to us, and accept our iron fisted rule, or there won't be any of you left to surrender to the "better" offers". . . but to each thier own))

IC: The admiral of the n00b pasification fleet, fresh from turning Siam into a crater oversaw the carnage.

"open a coms channel to Redcommunists, send them congradualtions on a n00b well quashed."

OOC: We hereby declare a state of hostilities with Imperialstates. This does not mean that we are declaring war, but that we are prepared to respond with full force if IS attacks any foreign nation.

Ronald Oswego
Armed President of Abkhajia

We offer the better offer of:

Joint Presidency of Abkhajia and IS
No interference with your culture or religion unless it presents a threat to others.
Your citizens will be treated well and fairly, there will be no purges, death camps, or otherwise.
You will recieve financial aid to rebuild your country.
Unlimited TV and radio (which DGNT does not even consider)
Late bed-time for all your citizens.

OOC: Totally n00bian offer to a total n00b.


IS, if you voluntarily allow DGNT to annex you you will recive the following:
A promise of eventual release
No interference with your culture or religion unless it presents a threat to others.
Your country may be run by another Imperialstatesian
Your citizens will be treated well and fairly, there will be no purges, death camps, or otherwise.
You will recieve financial aid to rebuild your country.

Whaddaya say?

Do I have to annex you as well?

The USSF will not stand idly by as another decent soveriegn Nation is invaded, instead, we have hacked your emergency alert systems and are currently readying the ultimate WMD-----

TEENAGER READING CRAPPY POETRY!!!!!!

HaHa, the day is ours, you imperialistState!

"Who controls the past controls the future, who controls the present controls the past." -1984

The USSF will not stand idly by as another decent soveriegn Nation is invaded, instead, we have hacked your emergency alert systems and are currently readying the ultimate WMD-----

TEENAGER READING CRAPPY POETRY!!!!!!

HaHa, the day is ours, you imperialistState!

"Who controls the past controls the future, who controls the present controls the past." -1984
GODMOD! :)

OMFG!!!!!111one1! j00 d4|23 H4><0|2 m14. . .

*beep*

*translating, n00bian==>english*

You have invoked the powers of Godmod, now they have come unto you in terrible glory, phear my Angsty Teenage Poetry

Hate
It think just ate the last bit of me.
I just cry myself to sleep now days.
It just doesn’t feel right to tell ppl I’m in a fight with my mind,
when the ppl can’t do anything kind.
So, instead of making my cookie-cutter hands
I break down and cry and i feel like im about to die.
All i can see is the eyes of the weak.
The kids made fun of him because he was a geek.
Now, they see their all the same.
Imperfections,
Hate,
Not a defect
Love

14 lines of WMD quality poetry, costs come to 3.50 NS standerd, or 350 nukes, we will begin playing it really loudly on all of his stations over and over again once payment has been wired, if payment of 350 nukes is not wired, we will eb forced to use this terrible weapon against you for copyright infringment.

*beep*

*end translation*
(appologies to the accual author)

Wow, im glad my troops helmet microphones shut off automaticaly when something like that is deployed.
*troops destroy speakers*
Ahhh, much better.

Real life factor: Chinese Army as of 2000: 668,000,000 approx. 47.7% of countries population. A nuclear blast will wipe out all electrical systems from about 5 to 50 miles.

Do I have to annex you as well?

...and why would you do that? :roll:

Do I have to annex you as well?

...and why would you do that? :roll:

Its part of my massive and subtle plan to take over NS. It involves concentrating enough stupidity into a small area to create a huge blast, zombifying all the old players. This doesnt affect the new players though, since it would be hard to zombify most of them. I then procede to dominate NS, and succede due to the lack of resistance.

Sort of an atomic stupidity bomb.

"open a coms channel to Redcommunists, send them congradualtions on a n00b well quashed."

Hear Hear!