The United Siam of Asia launched a Nuclear Weapon at Ugglemo
The United Siam of Asia launched a Nuclear Weapon at Ugglemo
Thankfully for all involved the supposed nuclear weapon was discovered to be a cardboard firework rocket.
for all n00b parties, we would like to show you the wide level of WMD availble to you at this point, remeber, as a smaller nation you have less powerful, but no less devistating options at the Godmodding n00b Weapons of Mass Destruction (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=83130&highlight=) store front. we look foward to your buisness.
The United SIam of Asia armed their high technoligy weapon and launhed their EMP at Ugglemor. Givin all they got to destroy that little country
In an effort to show the power of our latest Godmod weapons, the Ignore boot has been brought out for testing.
*N00bian officials grab the leader of Siam and begin to kick him in the groin with a steel toed boot, screaming "IGNORED!!" over and over again. Satisfied that thier weapon has had the proper effect, we appologise to the n00b popluation for our actions against a fellow n00b, and return to our kingdom to celebrate the relase of the Bathtub Dreadnaught, armed with three guys holding BB guns, it is so far the most powerful N00b weapon to date*
Siam leader have the ability to send his soul to another world, so he doesnt feel the pain when they kick him. Siam sent their assasin back in time to prevent this action on their leader
We laught as your assasins step through a doorway, only to be in anouther room, not anouther time. . . you have been given an option, ceace and disist, or be glassed when the larger nations get here and are annoyed by your Godmodding. . . and yes, you ahve just been called a godmodding n00b, by The Godmodding N00b. have a nice day.
Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 15:35
DGNT observation satilites determined the 'nuclear weapon' to in fact be a cardboard box marked 'Gateway', we wish to know how it was placed in orbit in the first place. Some sort of quantum cardboard?
for a beginner your gonna get scre#ed by the Larger and much OLDER nations :roll:
We offer the following terms to Siam, submit now to Takian rule, turn over your country and government and become a colony to be exploited, or we will expend exactly 10 million dollars putting a .50 caliber shell through the skull of each and every one of your citizens, and THEN take over your pitifuly small warmongering godmodding n00b country.
OR you can surrender to us.
the benifits are three
1:you won't be blown to hell by us.
2:you'll recive good healthcare
3:you'll be a Trasian Colony and will be treated with respect
Though we do not wish war with Trasa, we would like to note that we were here first, and even should you surrender to Trasa, we will still leave you a smoking crater.
Dontgonearthere
22-10-2003, 00:31
As DGNT citizens you will recive:
Your own planet
An end to occupation after some time
High technology
Little/no abuse of your people
Permited to keep culture/religion, provided they do not constitute a threat to those outside your nation.
hey DGNT. . .Trasa and I have reached an agreement, and no, you can't have him. This n00b is ours, find your own.
Dontgonearthere
22-10-2003, 02:40
Heh, I found one, but people got mad at me when I tried to annex him.
hey lay off ok? we have work to do here :lol:
Dontgonearthere
22-10-2003, 02:55
Eh? Me? I AM BEING PERFECTLY REASONABLE YOU CAMEL SUCKING FOOL! WHAT MAKES YOU THING I HAVE THE SLIGHTEST PROBLEM WITH YOU!? HUH?! YOU WANT TO GO?
:lol:
hey now relax, breath man, breath.
feeling better? good now all i'm saying is that you should go find a HORRIBLE country...except mine and invade it :D
I am ignored by Iuthia from now on because I don't understand that my nation is small and puny in comparison to others, had I really been able to fire a Nuke I would of had my leadership replaced by a Iuthian dictator who would of greatly improved my peoples rights... however, I fired a cardboard nuclear weapon which was countered by Ugglemo's scissors...
Dontgonearthere
22-10-2003, 03:08
hey now relax, breath man, breath.
feeling better? good now all i'm saying is that you should go find a HORRIBLE country...except mine and invade it :D
Thats what I did, but then a bunch of people from the International Protect the Bloody Stupid N00bs Commity came in and said 'NO! U CNNT DU TIHS!"
And threatened to declare war unless I stopped. Stupid billion plus nations...
*grr*
n00b war, sounds great :lol:
Thats what I did, but then a bunch of people from the International Protect the Bloody Stupid N00bs Commity came in and said 'NO! U CNNT DU TIHS!"
And threatened to declare war unless I stopped. Stupid billion plus nations...
*grr*
I hope you were not reffering to my reply concerning your "Can I annex your nation?"... because I stand by my comment.
a bit of a moot point, but if you feel that strongly about it, you are welcome to the citizens that survive, not like we need them anyways. The war has begun.
Conquest of Siam (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84160)
Independent Hitmen
22-10-2003, 13:04
Thankfully for all involved the supposed nuclear weapon was discovered to be a cardboard firework rocket.
lol good un'