NationStates Jolt Archive

Allawi was forcefully cut out of The Druze by the British. The British took this measure to destroy Druze. With Allawi, went 9/10 of our oil wells.

With the current state of our economy, we have been forced to annex Allawi. We have currently 10000 troops stationed inside Allawi alongwith 1000 Alpha-Chi Special forces.

The President and all member of the Presidential Council have been executed.

We wish to ask the UN to de-recognise Allawi as it no longer exists.

By order of the Holy Druzian Emperor.


This is another measure to boost the Holy Druzian economy.

THE DRUZE ANNOUNCES SALE OF ALLAWI'S STOCKPILE OF STRATEGIC FORCES TO INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS.

Total benefit: 10 Mil USD


This was another measure to boost the Holy Druzian Economy.

(Surely Allawi would have repulsed such an invasion?)

THE DRUZE ANNOUNCES OPEN SALE OF ALLAWIAN WOMEN.


These women are hot and will serve all your needs.

Cost: 120 USD per head. Bulk orders get 10% discount.


This is another measure to boost the Holy Druzian Economy.

Fortunately, for us, Allawi is one of those peace loving nations who disbanded their armies! Even their stockpile of weapons was OLD.


(Surely Allawi would have repulsed such an invasion?)

THE DRUZE ANNOUNCES OPEN SALE OF ALLAWIAN WOMEN.


These women are hot and will serve all your needs.

Cost: 120 USD per head. Bulk orders get 10% discount.


This is another measure to boost the Holy Druzian Economy.Okay, now you're selling slaves. Cease and desist from this vile course of action at once, or your nation will be annexed by the Resi Corporation.

Official communique from Advisor Bosska, Sakkran Diplomatic Corps:

We have been monitoring your activity. Selling slaves and arming terrorists is quite frowned upon by our Emperor. We advise you that perhaps a more ..... cautious approach be taken. We are watching.

We would like to inquire two things of the venerable Resi Corporation.

-1.) Would you like to join the UDA alliance? An nation of your status would be offered a leadership position... assuming... of course that you would be willing to adhere to Alliance doctrine...

-2.) Assuming the answer to #1 is no, would you be interested in a temporary alliance designed to remove this obviously rampant fool from the face of the planet?

Regards,
Chancellor Toad

Quote of the moment:This fool is like a canary attempting to peck fleas off of a cat... he seems anxious to be attacked. Oh well.

THE DRUZE ANNOUNCES THAT ALL ALLAWIAN CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD.

Price: 150 USD per head

Why more? Because these children will serve you for ever.

Official Communique from Advisor Bosska, Sakkran Diplomatic Corps:

We say again, a more cautious approach to international relations should be taken. We are not known for 'advising' a nation a third time.

DRUZE ANNOUNCES FREE TRIAL OFFER.

If you wish to try out Allawian women before committing to a bulk order, you can now do so.

Message us for more information.


This is another measure to bolster the Holy Druzian Economy.

Shocked at this wanton act of agression the Crookfur governemnt calls for a multilateral force to be assembled to deal with the situation.

As evidence of how serious we take this sitation we have No 2 Corps ready for deployment with a number of accompanying naval task groups. in addition to this Crookfur strategic bomber forces are on alert and unless Druze with draws within 24hrs then we shall begin complete broadcast media blackout escalting to full military coms jamming and a formal declaration of war if our demands are not met within a further 24hrs.

The Druze, watch your step. Task Force 3 is ready to be deployed, and our air force, one of the finest among nations of similar age, is capable of striking you as we speak. You have 72 hours to drop your slavery programs. Otherwise, we will not hesitate to take military action. We will strike 1 week maxfrom now if we do not get what we want.

Official news dispatch:
Terran Watch, 6:00 News

"Today, Emperor El' Jonson released a statement on the continuing aggressive acts by the Holy *cough* nation of Druze. These acts include annexation, slavery, and chemical weapons testing on babies. This was the Emperor's statement:"

:::Cut to Emperor El' Jonson singing "If you don't give a damn, we don't give a f---!" while he twiddles his thumbs:::

:::Cut back to anchorwoman Anne Kimmel, nervously shuffling her notes:::

"Obviously, that was a very heartfelt statement. Following this exhaustively prepared speech by our leader, elements of the 4th and 28th Mechanized Infantry Brigades began mobilization. In addition, a Marine Expeditionary Taskforce has begun movement towards a station 200km off the coast of the Druze. Hopefully, a crisis can be averted."

:::Cut to anchorman Jim Dolezal:::

"In other news, today a man fell into a wood chipper. Luckily, it was off. Extraction methods are currently being considered..."

Wishing to participate in a multi-national force to end this "trade" the Allied Navy has assembled a force to aid any assault or threat. Formed in the Naval Base at Corregidor Force Z is currently en route (Expect arrival around 9:00PM Eastern US time RL) from Corregidor.

Force Z
Base of supplies - Sevilla
Commander - Vice Admiral Buford
Task Force -
1 King II Class Battleship
1 King I Class Battleship
1 Athena class escort carrier (45 Aircraft, 12 rotary wing, 33 fixed wing)
1 Pegasus class Battlecruiser
2 Ticonderoga class cruisers (W/AEGIS)
1 Kirov Missile Cruiser
2 Arleigh Burke class Destroyer
3 Spruance class Destroyers
4 Modified-Gearing class Destroyers
1 Sacramento class FCS Ammo Ship
1 Oiler (At Sevilla for the moment)

>>> Special Broadcast on the CFBC is visible on all television screens and audable on all radios within Druze and Allawi due to the on going Crookfur coms jamming and over riding.

"ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Right Honerable Jacob MacKensie, the Pirme Minister"


"Fellow citizens of the world i come to you with a grave matter. As of midnight this evening the deadline for Druzian forces to withdraw from Allawi has passed. For the last 24hrs Crookfur forces have had total dominace of broadcast media within Druze and the occupied territories as of midnight this shall move forward into a complete jamming of all communications as we launch our first strikes.

The Kingdom of Crookfur asks its allies to send what ever support they can spare to topple this despotict regieme, by presenting a united front we shall show the world that this type of action is not to be tolerated!

I thank each and everyone of you watching for your time and patience and for your support in this time of trouble, i have great faith in the way our military will aquit itself. Good night and may god save the King"



Just off the shores of Druze and Allawi vessels belonging to the 3rd and 4th naval battle groups commence a massive bombardment launching over 200 criuse missiles tarheted at airfeilds, air defence stations and C3 targets, the newly completed bombardment criusers CNS Valkyrie and Agatha illuminate the night sky as theier massive 160mm ETC guns fire sustained salvos at targets upto 180km inland.

Over head the air is split as 12 B-71X bombers sream along at over mach 3 delivering thier deadly bunker buster and Thermo baric weapons against major command facilities and governemnt biuldings within Druze, behind them comes a fleet of 12 B-2 bombers and 36 CFB-4 Super vulcans (configured for SEAD issions) these continue the work of the criuse missiles by targeting radar sites, airfeilds and Anti air craft postions.

>>> Special Broadcast on the CFBC is visible on all television screens and audable on all radios within Druze and Allawi due to the on going Crookfur coms jamming and over riding.

"ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Right Honerable Jacob MacKensie, the Pirme Minister"


"Fellow citizens of the world i come to you with a grave matter. As of midnight this evening the deadline for Druzian forces to withdraw from Allawi has passed. For the last 24hrs Crookfur forces have had total dominace of broadcast media within Druze and the occupied territories as of midnight this shall move forward into a complete jamming of all communications as we launch our first strikes.

The Kingdom of Crookfur asks its allies to send what ever support they can spare to topple this despotict regieme, by presenting a united front we shall show the world that this type of action is not to be tolerated!

I thank each and everyone of you watching for your time and patience and for your support in this time of trouble, i have great faith in the way our military will aquit itself. Good night and may god save the King"


The Most Holy Republic of Eredron will join the Kingdom of Crookfur in the multi-national force to save Allawi from the tyrranical and genocidal machinations of Druzian Emperor.

Before Eredron can commit it's troops, however, we request a base of operations be established near the Druze territories, for use by all multinational forces.

We will prepare 10,000 ground troops to overthrow the despotic regime.

Currently it's a naval and airbonre taskforce at the moment but not to give too much way a major port is our first objective when we begin landings.

We have a equatorial island (mainly used for launching space missions) not too far away that can serve as an intrim base of operations.

MESSAGE FROM FORMER PRESIDENT OF ALLAWI:


Back off all you aggressors. Allawi has voluntarily agreed to annexation by the Druze, and one of you have any right to interfere in the internal affairs of two states.

Former President of Allawi
Grand Spritual Advisor to the Holy Druzian Empire

Currently it's a naval and airbonre taskforce at the moment but not to give too much way a major port is our first objective when we begin landings.

We have a equatorial island (mainly used for launching space missions) not too far away that can serve as an intrim base of operations.

OOC: This would do, as I would just need a spot to consolidate my ground forces, stockpile munitions and other supply shipments, and refueld/land my transport helicopters.

We repeat BACK OFF. STAND DOWN YOUR FORCES. FOR THE LAST AND FINAL TIME, BACK OFF.

Otherwise, we will be forced to mobilize our joint forces.



MESSAGE FROM FORMER PRESIDENT OF ALLAWI:


Back off all you aggressors. Allawi has voluntarily agreed to annexation by the Druze, and one of you have any right to interfere in the internal affairs of two states.

Former President of Allawi
Grand Spritual Advisor to the Holy Druzian Empire

MESSAGE FROM FORMER PRESIDENT OF ALLAWI:


Back off all you aggressors. Allawi has voluntarily agreed to annexation by the Druze, and one of you have any right to interfere in the internal affairs of two states.

Former President of Allawi
Grand Spritual Advisor to the Holy Druzian Empire


Unfortunatly it is too late for you or your regeime, giving in so calously to Criminals such s The Druze leadership and allowing them to abuse your citizens in such a way makes it clear that you are no better than they are.

OOC: i would like to remind you that you are currently under a complete coms black out and that our strikes have targeted all military installations (considering that Druze seized and sold off all your stuff...)


Eredron: i currently have 4 carrier and numerous landing support ships in the area so you can feel free to operate helos from them.

In response to the Druze's blatant violation of human rights, Mushroomius has sent the fleet named Carrier Taskforce Epsilon.

Carrier Taskforce Epsilon:
1 Trireme-class Carrier (MSS Seaside)
-30 I-4 Echolancers
-60 I-5 Strafers
5 Duncan-class Submarines
-25 I-4 Echolancers
5 Spectre-class Stealth Destroyers
5 Brittanica-class AEGIS Cruisers
10 Stingray-class SSNs
1 Coronado-class Amphibious Command Ship
10 Isle-class Amphibious Dock Landing
-20 Blob-class Landing Craft (Air Cushion)

OOC: what the f*ck? get off our backs.


In response to the Druze's blatant violation of human rights, Mushroomius has sent the fleet named Carrier Taskforce Epsilon.

Carrier Taskforce Epsilon:
1 Trireme-class Carrier (MSS Seaside)
-30 I-4 Echolancers
-60 I-5 Strafers
5 Duncan-class Submarines
-25 I-4 Echolancers
5 Spectre-class Stealth Destroyers
5 Brittanica-class AEGIS Cruisers
10 Stingray-class SSNs
1 Coronado-class Amphibious Command Ship
10 Isle-class Amphibious Dock Landing
-20 Blob-class Landing Craft (Air Cushion)

Why? did you honestly think that your statements and alround bad natured shouting woul draw a response that would be any different?

OOC: what the f*ck? get off our backs.

Well... normally I wouldn't have started anything with you in the first place... but aside from the fact that I really don't like you, your nation has violated human rights and international law soooo many times.

This has almost got to be a record, how many violations could one person do in less than a day?

It is obvious that the arrangement between the nation of Allawi and the dishonorable "Holy" Empire of The Druze is one of two consenting leaders. Looking at the crimes of The Druze, however, there seem to be terrible crimes against humanity being commited against the people of Allawi. Therefore not only is the current government of The Druze but the old leadership of Allawi are obviously illegitimate and cannot be allowed to force their people to abide by such ridiculous measures.

With this said Plenzonia, whom is currently upgrading her military hardware after years of disarmament, wishes to supply support to the "liberating" forces.

We thereby humbly submit...

Task Force A-10
Lead by Admiral Zhurov
1 Avenger-class Escort Carrier (11 Fighters 10 Strategic Bombers)
3 Arkhangelsk-class Battleships
1 "Milk Cow" supply Submarine
1 Severodvinsk-class Attack Submarine
2 Krasnodar-class Guided Missle Submarines
2 Burun-class small surface missle corvettes
1 Dubna-class light fleet oiler

Should land forces be requested we will happily launch troop ships to help save the poor oppressed people of both nations.

I should be so kind as to note that we aren't attacking for Allawi... rather these points are the reason your nation has recently been turned into the world's most complete collection of man-made craters.
-You opened deathcamps and were using inmates for economic gain
-I really don't like you.
-You announced your intention to sell slaves.
-I really don't like you.

These are legitimate reasons... which we would have ended up attacking your nation anyway... but then you inspired us to make haste with the invasion plans by:
-Declaring prostitution to be legal, and
-Declaring drug sales from your nation.

OOC: So this is what happens if there is a war and one side doesn't show up...

IC:
*All nations currently capable of recieving the Plenzonian World News Channel recieve the following broadcast*
...and so the standoff ended with thousands of Aviean refugees crowding into shelters in our nation's capital. In related news, The Holy Empire of The Druze has issued a similar statement on homosexuality, only this time with a genocidal slant. Our Premier, Vladimir Kaust has issued an offical statement on the matter and we now cut live to his speech already in progress.

*Camera switches to Premier Kaust standing at a podium draped in the Plenzonian flag banging his fist into the podium in anger*

...and this we cannot accept! We have already launched a fleet to secure the waters of The Druze, along with a number of other nations. Minister of Defense, Katrina Iravich has advised me that ground assaults are likely to take place within the coming days. I know the people of this great nation are behind this action. We cannot stand idle, while an illegitimate government, who is already enslaving one annexed people and selling them to brothels. We cannot turn our eyes from the deathcamps he has established, and the blackmail of all sane nations to sell us his refugees. We cannot back down from this engagement. I am expecting both houses to ratify an offical delcaration of war sometime today, on to the grounds of severe human rights violations which affect not only the poor people within his own nation, but all people within the world. We expect victory, and we hope that a multi-nation tribunal be established to charge the leadership of not only The Druze but of the Allawi with crimes against humanity.

*camara switches back to the news anchor*

Brave words indeed. In other news, it could be the deadliest thing in the world, and you could be having it for dinner, find out what it is tonight at the PWNC News at 10:00...

THE DRUZE ANNOUNCES OPEN SALE OF ALLAWIAN WOMEN.


These women are hot and will serve all your needs.

Cost: 120 USD per head. Bulk orders get 10% discount.


This is another measure to boost the Holy Druzian Economy.

8) 8)

THE DRUZE ANNOUNCES THAT ALL ALLAWIAN CHILDREN WILL BE SOLD.

Price: 150 USD per head

Why more? Because these children will serve you for ever.

We would like to join the coalition, but we have aleady finished cleaning up one human rights violation, and as such cannot expend the necessary forces to attack the dirty nations. However perhaps we could send a force of Jedi Knights and special ops soldiers to help liberate these children being sold like slaves. This disgusting and evil practice shall not be condoned and we will bring it up with the UN as soon as possible.

OOC: I don't want anyone ignoring our Jedi. They are our peacekeepers and guardians of peace and justice, and they will be played.

Come on, this pathetic Druze guy is Allawi. Just look at the way both of them quote - with the newly added text above the quote. Very, very few people do that.

OOC: We KNOW they are the same person, well technically it was posted somewhere that they are friends or something offline and one doesn't want to play NS anymore and is giving his MASSIVE nation of...what was it, 10 million or so people to The Druze. That's not the issue here, he's been either purposely getting everyone angry at him or he's just a terrible human being and the war is being launched because of his human rights violations. I just hope he RESPONDS so we can have some sort of proper war here.

And on a side note should Jedi be involved could you keep it to a somewhat realistic level, I don't mind them per se but I'd prefer them not to suddenly whip out lightsabers and hold off a modern day army of infantry.

OOC: Yeah, I know. but they can be killed by overwhelming force as seen in Attack of the Clones. They're not supermen, you know. Besides, they're not all warriors. They're good negotiators, and they're the only warrior/diplomat mix that i know of. Good enough to keep two nations from warring against each other, and good enough to kick butt if need be.

OOC: Very true, weapons are very differant too, I mean a slug might disintergrate when hitting the lightsaber or it might become super-heated. Also a machine gun would unload many more bullets per second then any blaster in Star Wars that I know of. It doesn't matter though, I don't think he'll respond to any war declared on him.

I'll just use the Jedi for special, special ops and regular forces for more ordinary battles, then.

Well it appears that someone else got around to buggering Druze over...

A shame :(



Oh and if anyone tries their jedi nonsense here i'll pull out 40k pyskers and melt the jedi's brains...

(i like sci fi and starwars is fun (and not too number pumped) but please keep space tech out of this).

Well it appears that someone else got around to buggering Druze over...

A shame :(



Oh and if anyone tries their jedi nonsense here i'll pull out 40k pyskers and melt the jedi's brains...

(i like sci fi and starwars is fun (and not too number pumped) but please keep space tech out of this).

OOC: Uhmmmm....Star Wars IS space tech. You can't have one without the other.

Which is exactly what i said, please keep space tech (inlcuding jedis) out of this.


My appologies for the inconvience.

OOC:Okay, okay, I'll withdraw my Jedi. It's just that those poor kids...being sold...sniff...sob...:cry:...I wanna do something!!!!!

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