NationStates Jolt Archive


New factory on the rise in East Barakas

21-10-2003, 04:58
Today, East Barakas announces the grand opening of the Rubber Ducky Condom factory, headed by esteemed business man Jim E. Hat. They will produce and export across the world, with a focus on the colosseum region at reduced prices. Orders will be taken immediately... Keep them coming!!!
21-10-2003, 05:21
We will take a billion of those condoms, to support the colosseum's quest to destroy west barakas. Room 2 will get their's later
21-10-2003, 13:44
Okay, we have shipped you 2 billion of our Little Titans size condoms...if it's indeed true what they say about Room 1ians.

And to everyone else, hurry up and order, slots are "filling up" fast!!
21-10-2003, 15:53
:D :D :D lol can i buy a rubber duck the size of uranase and doss it come with erny
21-10-2003, 21:26
:D :D :D lol can i buy a rubber duck the size of uranase and doss it come with erny

Sicko.

Our condoms are for safe sex purposes (and the occasional hilarious prank...but it better be a good one, and we better get pictures of it).