20000 lions have died in our forests!! Reason unknown!
Request for help from nations -- please send your best zoologists to assist us in this calamity.
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Teminals: None
Poison Gas: Yes
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We did it.
The Resi Corporation
21-10-2003, 03:36
((OOC: No, ATA, poison gas would be tracible. You need something completely mysterious for this RP, like...))
"Sir! Horrible news, sir!"
"Gawddamn, you made me miss my putt!"
"I'm sorry sir, but one of our Rotan bombs fell out of orbit!"
"NO SH*T? ARGH! Tell me, did it hit a city?"
"No sir, it hit a forest."
"No human casualties, then?"
"Yes sir, although there are quite a few dead lions..."
"Bah, leave 'em to rot. Who cares about lions, anyway?"
Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 03:48
OOC: A distant foghorn blares: BOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGG :lol:
IC:
"Sir, we have a report that one of the improbability mines detonated..."
"Augh! Another one! I thought they were foolproof!"
"They arent, its just highly improbable that one would malfunction."
"Then why are they detonating?!?"
"Because, its highly improbable."
"Damn. Any casualties?"
"Well...it appears that some lions have been turned into lion corpses..."
"Ok...any significant casualties?"
"We have a report that a hunter was turned into a fruit cocktail"
"Really? Thats a new one..."
Request for help from nations -- please send your best zoologists to assist us in this calamity.
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<rep-gen v. 1.3>
Despite claims of complicity by several nations, the Holy Druzian Intelligence Agency reports that the lions were starved to death by Minister of Health of Allawi in a zoo for experimental purposes and then dumped in the forest.
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Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 03:51
They sure do have big lacerations for being starved.
Eat them, it will give your nation more food resources.
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<rep-gen v. 1.3.1>
Despite claims of greatness, Vrak's TDP technology failed to pass laboratory tests.
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Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 04:09
Druze, when you open your hands touch they keyboard, stupid things appear.
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<rep-gen v. 1.3.3>
The Holy Druzian Intelligence Agency reports that Dontgonearthere has gone near there.
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Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 04:12
<ping>
<rep-gen v. 1.3.3>
The Holy Druzian Intelligence Agency reports that Dontgonearthere has gone near there.
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Your doing it again.
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<rep-gen v. 1.3.3>
The Holy Druzian Intelligence Agency reports that Dontgonearthere has gone near there.
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Your doing it again.
You two cut the crap.
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<rep-gen v. 1.3.5>
The Holy Druzian Intelligence Agency reports that Dauragons wishes us to cut the crap.
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WE SHALL CUT THE CRAP.
Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 04:25
Would anybody other than Druze object to my annexing him?
(For his own good, of course :wink: )
Would anybody other than Druze object to my annexing him?
(For his own good, of course :wink: )
i would like to seize his tank store and everything that is inside.
Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 15:25
You would have to sieze it after its been turned into a pool of molten metal by my cruisers :roll:
You would have to sieze it after its been turned into a pool of molten metal by my cruisers :roll:
why melt it when you can make money out of it
Dontgonearthere
21-10-2003, 15:36
Because, I want minimal casualties and I am making plenty of money selling planets (120 trillion so far).
Because, I want minimal casualties and I am making plenty of money selling planets (120 trillion so far).
give me soem money please
Crimmond
21-10-2003, 15:51
OOC: Okay, let's stop with the hijack and get back to the lions....
I have nothing to add to the RP, but get off this guys thread.