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Ameraka denies UFOs exist

Ameraka
21-10-2003, 00:51
Citizens claim to see flying green and red lights over a top-secret military base, AREA 51-A. The Amerakan government denies any information about UFOs (unidentified flying objects) or extra-terrestrial beings in the universe.

Citizens argue asking us, what are they? We believe what they are seeing is swamp gas, airplanes, helicopters or figments of their imagination.

Citizens argue saying they've never seen helicopters or airplanes fly in ninety degree turns and go at super sonic speeds. They are actually top-secret aircraft we say.

Citizens argue saying, if we didn't know about it, why are we saying they are top secret aircraft? We have proto-type aircrafts that are making those manuevers.

Citizens continue to camp on hills and mountains to spy on us, but we will not continue any activity until they are gone.

If anyone crosses the sign that says LETHAL FORCE WILL BE AUTHORIZED, they will be shot and killed.

We will cough up some information, for some money though... if anyone is interested...
21-10-2003, 00:53
I don't have anything to add except...

That's a really cute little story you've got there!


Ciao.

Amy
Ameraka
21-10-2003, 00:57
No crap :D
21-10-2003, 00:57
(Ameraka, check your last post about the tanks...it could affect this)
Aequatio
21-10-2003, 00:57
We all know that UFO's are just a mask conspiracy to hide a government's true conspiracies... like world domination plans and the elimination of healthcare and education to tighten its grip on its sheep-like citizens in the end.

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