Scientificai
21-10-2003, 00:12
I will note that a new issue, concerning Scientificai's recent terrorist situation, has stated that Scientificai tortured the captured terrorists. I am fully ready to deny this outrageous claim made by a nation whose name I will not mention. The terrorists who were captured were not tortured but were instead incarcerated, after they were fully analyzed with a variety of newly developed syrums and electromagnetic polygraph machines. They were in no way harmed, however, Dmitriy Miescheil, the terrorist leader, was inevitably executed as he had received the death penalty for his acts. I will not deny that two other terrorists, other than Dmitriy Miescheil, were in fact executed as well. I do hope that someone will submit a new issue that displays a positive attitude towards Scientificai and the Universal Research Center. I hope I have made myself clear that this was a mistake that I, unfortunately, cannot correct. END TRANSMISSION
Terrance Jorgen,
Administrator of Scientificai,
Delegate of the Universal Research Center
Terrance Jorgen,
Administrator of Scientificai,
Delegate of the Universal Research Center