Fugetaboutitstani rebelion
A massive popular revolt has emerged in response to Extremly Reverened Despotic President Dagry de Marx's dissolution of the Furgetaboutitstani Parlement. please send finacial and millitary aid to quash these democratic imbiceles
Due to prior military commitment our government connot provide military aid. However, if you give background information to what has caused the conflict we may be willing to provide ecomomic aid.
last month president de Marx decided that the whole democratic system was getting stale and that furgetaboutitstan needed a dictatorship however the people of Furgetaboutitstan include many short-haired majiuana oposing freedom loving hippies. funded by fearfull conservitive buissnessmen who fear a crackdown on opressive economic practices and lead by ex-senator carol maxwell these hippies have taken to armed rebellion there only goal the toppling of de Marx and the restoration of the Fugetaboutitstani congress. these are unexceptable demands Dagry is a just if dictatorial leader and our nation has prospered under his rule. we may not have much time. there are only five guns in furgetaboutitstan and the rebels have one already
we apreciate your offer of financial aid and hope you will keep our nations future in mind. you are currently our only hope
sincerly, secratary of state "Anonymous"
I am gnimitziztconsnorbenbearoffalsewitnnessiesetnoufgeancynicalbastardeeat-izzle (meaning taker away of darkness in archaic furgetaboutitstani) we are fighting a revolution against de Marx the oppresor, sure the nation is more prosperous under his rule than parliments, and yes most who opposed him signed a peacefull petition requesting restoration of the democratic system and do you know what happened to them, they where all found beneath trucks. I love UberLiberalism as much as the next UberLiberal but whatever is needed to regain democracy is needed. pleese in the name of freedom do not support those hypocrites in the Mauve House but instead give you weapons, soldiers and money to us a group figting for the truth.
-the leader of bain sontinoata thober resistance orginization Inc.
ooc good lord what do I have to do to get a response post fliers or something
Well, i would support you...but you are trying to erect a dictatorship....
What the heck, you only have 5 guns in your entire nation????
Breaking News from Furgetaboutitstan
this long troubled contry building civil conflict has finaly built to a WAR.
with a attack on the Gurguvungu Embassy in the city of Al-Katraz. within hours of the attack, which was commited with a bomb made entirely out of dirty magazines, the Bain Sontinoata Thober Resistance Orginization Inc. millitant group claimed responseability for the attack. the next day a squadron of TIE Interceptors staffed the town of Apoo home to hundreds of Divorce Lawyers a ethnic minority in Furgetaboutitstan many of whom belong to the militant group.
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OOC: MArxists are pro-Democracy Stalinists are against it...
This deeply disturbs us! people not happy with a dictatorship! oppsing marajuanna? we will send troops and money to help subdue and retaliate against these maneaces to our way of life!
Minister of defenses, genneral konnal
The Lucifer's Wrath government will wire $5 million to the rebel leader to help put an end to oppression.
Gurguvungunit
16-11-2003, 21:34
STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO FIRE BOMBING OF GURGUVII EMBASSY
The prime minister of Gurguvungunit walks onstage to behind the Greel wood podium. He adjusts the microphone and begins speaking.
"It has recently come to our attention that the Gurguvii Embassy in Furgetaboutitstan was bombed by a seperatist movement. While no-one was hurt, Gurguvungunit would like to express its outrage in response to this incident. We do, however, see that the rebel's beliefs are... laudable, and hope that President de Marx will reconsider his attempt to erect a dictatorship and take a more.. [longish pause] .. modernistic view of the future.
OOC: MArxists are pro-Democracy Stalinists are against it...
I know the name is a mockery of the US's view of all things communist as evil
dear Lucifers Wrath,
your money will be used to further the cause of democracy in furgetaboutitstan. the resistance thanks you
-gnimilzizconshorbeubearoffalsewitessiestnoufgeancynicalbastardeeat-izzle
today soldiers of the RNFAF cheered as the first Nickolopolian forces descended upon Furgetaboutitstan. theese are the first forieng troops on Furgetaboutitstani soil since its founding representing a massive escalation in this troubled nations' civil war. Head Of State Dagry de Marx had this to say
I have recived some harsh critisism for my practices from the international comunity and even members of my own nation but this shows that through and though the rest of the world supports me as the legitimate ruler of furgetaboutitstan and theese rebels as nothing but terrorists. as for more peacefull objections to my congressless democratic system I assure you that the silent majority of the people of furgetaboutitstan support me.
de Marx declined questioning
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