HPSauce
20-10-2003, 23:17
Earlier today in the People's Republic of HPSauce it was discovered that there was only one bottle left. This shortage has startled many economists and politicians as the entire economy of the country revolves around this vital condiment. Production has been geared up and an emergency batch has been promised by next week.
"The imortant thing is to remain calm" said Prime Minister Arthur B. Ketchup earlier this evening. "Supplies will soon been restored and we are sure that we can resolve this crisis with a minimum of rioting."
"The imortant thing is to remain calm" said Prime Minister Arthur B. Ketchup earlier this evening. "Supplies will soon been restored and we are sure that we can resolve this crisis with a minimum of rioting."