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TERRORIST CELL DETECTED!!!!

20-10-2003, 06:30
PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE ARMED PRESIDENT OF ABKHAJIA:

A Jewish terrorist cell has been discovered on our land -- it currently boasts of 200000 foreign soldiers with unknown quantities of weapons. Our intelligence sources have revealed that they plan to take over control of Abkhajia.

Since we are a very new nation and have only 50000 soldiers, we request international assistance in combating this terrorist threat.

Please save this peaceful nation of Abkhajia


Ronald Oswego
Armed President of Abkhajia
20-10-2003, 06:35
PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE ARMED PRESIDENT OF ABKHAJIA:

Our intelligence forces have been able to capture a member of the Jewish Terrorist Cell. Under effects of Efradine 600, he revealed the following information:

"We belong to the International Jewish Intelligence Consortium. We are currently planning to take over Abkhajia so as to be able to launch an attack on neighboring states. We have over 200000 foreign members who are living in our cell."

Please assist us in combating this threat!!!!


Here he is pictured with two prominent Abkhajian Industrialists:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1015000/images/_1015952_rau300ap.jpg

Ronald Oswego
Armed President of Abkhajia
20-10-2003, 06:39
Bump!!!

Help someone!! Help Us!!!

Ronald Oswego
Armed President of Abkhajia
20-10-2003, 06:43
No one is willing to come forward????

Should we understand that no one cares for Abkhajia???

Ronald Oswego
Armed President of Abkhajia
Credonia
20-10-2003, 06:47
The United States of Credonia, primarily the President frowns upon the behavior shown, therefore, our nation shall not send assitance to your nation.


Kaimoni .A. Sutton
President of the United States of Credonia
20-10-2003, 06:51
PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM THE ARMED PRESIDENT OF ABKHAJIA:

With the assistance of Islamic Fundamentalist Terrorists from Al Anbar (without national approval of course), we have destroyed the terrorist cell using 21 Cruise Missiles.

We no longer require your assistance.

Ronald Oswego
Armed President of Abkhajia


ps. Credonia :P
20-10-2003, 08:26
The reason noone helped you, is because of the idiotic phrase "Jewish Terrorist Cell"
20-10-2003, 08:26
N00bs.