NationStates Jolt Archive

A Message from the Prime Minister.


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Hello. I might of think that your airliners have been hijacked/crashed. Our men has did it. The reason, you must have wondered why, is that our Spies have located many unwanted guys in your nation.

Therefore we do not get along. If you want a war, it will be granted. I do not trust on how many allies will be accepted, but we will make it a one-on-one battle. Please you may declare the war.

My men are ready. I have planned more attacks on you nation. And while they are at it, we are stealing chickens from you island. Chickens are a valueable source of food and articulture. This will enhance our economy.

I say,"BRING IT ON!"


The Anti-Terror Army
Most Highly Secure Place, Away From Terrorist
-Prime Minister, Rob A. Fullition
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Member of The Invasion Force
Member of The Elite Ghost
Member of The Reich Alliance

My fellow nations, I have been called to fight a nation I do not know, nor do I have a quarrel with them. This act shall be considered an act of terrorism as civilian lives have been lost. Please, if the UN can assist, it would be most appreciated.

~Roboneous Miser
Envoy of the United Socialist States of Chicken Island

I can sell arms to either party.

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF BOA VISTA

The President of the Commonwealth pledges his government's full support in this war.

Sincerely
Joao Ferreira
Presidential Minister for Public Relations
The Commonwealth of Boa Vista

Diode Flats will officially drop 7,000 criminally insane individuals, armed with attack twigs and rusted kitchenware if the order is given by Chicken Island.

-J.D.C
D.F

Be assured that the Protectorate of Grotia stands by you in your dark hour. 100 tanks and 500 troops are heading to you as we speak.

Ich Dien!

Heinz Guderian
Minister of War
Protectorate of Grotia

Diode Flats will officially drop 7,000 criminally insane individuals, armed with attack twigs and rusted kitchenware if the order is given by Chicken Island.

-J.D.C
D.F

Thank you, although the nation of Chicken Island worries for it's innocent citizens once the possible invasion is over. Is there any way to detain these criminally insane soldiers once the fight is over?

~Roboneous Miser
Envoy of the United Socialist States of Chicken Island

Diode Flats will officially drop 7,000 criminally insane individuals, armed with attack twigs and rusted kitchenware if the order is given by Chicken Island.

-J.D.C
D.F

Thank you, although the nation of Chicken Island worries for it's innocent citizens once the possible invasion is over. Is there any way to detain these criminally insane soldiers once the fight is over?

~Roboneous Miser
Envoy of the United Socialist States of Chicken Island

We would be able to send in a sort of clean-up crew for you, or "sweeps" as we call them. They don't work cheap.

J.D.C
D.F

What is it these "sweeps" do to detain the criminally insane soldiers with attack twigs? Do they shock them and stuff them in burlap sacks? If so, we're intrigued.

~Roboneous Miser
Envoy of the United Socialist States of Chicken Island

What is it these "sweeps" do to detain the criminally insane soldiers with attack twigs? Do they shock them and stuff them in burlap sacks? If so, we're intrigued.

~Roboneous Miser
Envoy of the United Socialist States of Chicken Island

The sweeps will do whatever is needed. For an extra 92,000 Smacks, they will wear party hats and sing the song of your choice as they work.

J.D.C
D.F

OOC: Going to sleep. This will continue another day...

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