19-10-2003, 23:16
FNN BREAKING NEWS: President's son assassinated
Vofag Throsius, son of King Huntahs Rok of Frajikistan in Safwistan, was assassinated at 5:50pm today. Throsius was heir apparent to the throne of Frajikistan.
It is widely acknowledged that the Holy Druzian Emperor is behind this assassination since he is believed to have commented to his Holy Druzian Foreign Minister that he wanted to take revenge for the endorsement of Bazakalaya as UN Delegate by King Huntahs Rok.
The Holy Druzian Empire is currently the UN Delegate of Safwistan. The President of Bazakalaya has challenged his appointment and has declared his own candidacy for UN Delegate.
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Vofag Throsius, son of King Huntahs Rok of Frajikistan in Safwistan, was assassinated at 5:50pm today. Throsius was heir apparent to the throne of Frajikistan.
It is widely acknowledged that the Holy Druzian Emperor is behind this assassination since he is believed to have commented to his Holy Druzian Foreign Minister that he wanted to take revenge for the endorsement of Bazakalaya as UN Delegate by King Huntahs Rok.
The Holy Druzian Empire is currently the UN Delegate of Safwistan. The President of Bazakalaya has challenged his appointment and has declared his own candidacy for UN Delegate.
This service was brought to you by the Frajikistan News Network, a wholly owned subisdiary of the Cable News Network.