19-10-2003, 22:08
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*translator activated, translating from noobian to english*
*returning to news cast, already in progress*
Therefore, we have decided that a program to produce Weapons of Mass Destruction are nessisary to retain our possition in the world as existing. In light of this revelation, we have looked into purchasing a nuclear weapons program, but have found costs were too high, we have sought biological weapons, but have found them to be as lethal to our nation as to our foes. We have developed simple chemical weapons, but find them messy, and disheartening to clean up after. . . with this in mind, the Noobish government has looked inward at what we have as far as potential deadly weapons. . . the following is not for the faint of heart, but are terrible against enemy troops on the fields of war.
(all prices in NS standard)
Angsty Teenager Depressing Poetry .25 per line
read this over a loudspeaker, and even the most battlehardened soldiers will curl into curl into a ball and wimper like little childeren, and scattered over towns, will cause entire populations to become depressed and angsty, and anyone who has raised a teenager will tell you how horrible that is.
Photoshoped pictures of your enemy's leaders engaging in "compromising" situations. 50 dollars a page
printerpaper, .10 cents a page
Photoshop, 35 dollars
enemy troops gouging their eyes out after seeing doctored pictures of thier morbidly obese generals engaging in homoerotic activities?
Priceless, there are some things money can't buy, for everyhting else, there are Noobish WMD
l33t sp34k
By making even the simple task of reading your losses excrusiatingly painful, larger nations will cringe and beg for mercy before the awsome power of l33t speak, translations are availible in three ways.
basic l33t - a simple number to letter transition (w3 0wn j00) - 5 per line
advanced l33t - symbols and numbers, along with more slang (j00 b33|\| pwnzed!!!) 20 per line
Uber l33t - an ungoddly mess of letters, numbers, symbols and nigh uninteligible bablings, readibly only by the truly n00bish (h4|-|aH44, 1 0|\|550|23|> J00!! 4l1 J00|2 b0><0|2z 4|23 |33110|\|6 2 |\/|3!!!11111oneoneone ) 50 per line
The Infamous Ignore $125
tired of always being ignored?
Want to give it right back when your nation is attacked for no good reason? have we got the product for you. A steel toed boot.
easily applied to the solution, simply slip the boot on, and proced to kick your attacker in the groin. Problem solved.
*not resoncible for the Ignore Boot not working if you've pissed off a larger nation who has come for your manhood*
Coming soon
Space Fleets
n00by weapons
the Godmodding capital ship, the Ubber Super Dreadnaught Godmod
a Godmodding navy
a Godmodding Airforce
Package deals
*beep*
*translation link closed*
j00 m4y n0\/\/ |23|\/|0v3 j00r t0|_|n63 ph|20m j00r c|-|33|<
*end transmition
*activating traslator*
*beep*
*beep*
*translator activated, translating from noobian to english*
*returning to news cast, already in progress*
Therefore, we have decided that a program to produce Weapons of Mass Destruction are nessisary to retain our possition in the world as existing. In light of this revelation, we have looked into purchasing a nuclear weapons program, but have found costs were too high, we have sought biological weapons, but have found them to be as lethal to our nation as to our foes. We have developed simple chemical weapons, but find them messy, and disheartening to clean up after. . . with this in mind, the Noobish government has looked inward at what we have as far as potential deadly weapons. . . the following is not for the faint of heart, but are terrible against enemy troops on the fields of war.
(all prices in NS standard)
Angsty Teenager Depressing Poetry .25 per line
read this over a loudspeaker, and even the most battlehardened soldiers will curl into curl into a ball and wimper like little childeren, and scattered over towns, will cause entire populations to become depressed and angsty, and anyone who has raised a teenager will tell you how horrible that is.
Photoshoped pictures of your enemy's leaders engaging in "compromising" situations. 50 dollars a page
printerpaper, .10 cents a page
Photoshop, 35 dollars
enemy troops gouging their eyes out after seeing doctored pictures of thier morbidly obese generals engaging in homoerotic activities?
Priceless, there are some things money can't buy, for everyhting else, there are Noobish WMD
l33t sp34k
By making even the simple task of reading your losses excrusiatingly painful, larger nations will cringe and beg for mercy before the awsome power of l33t speak, translations are availible in three ways.
basic l33t - a simple number to letter transition (w3 0wn j00) - 5 per line
advanced l33t - symbols and numbers, along with more slang (j00 b33|\| pwnzed!!!) 20 per line
Uber l33t - an ungoddly mess of letters, numbers, symbols and nigh uninteligible bablings, readibly only by the truly n00bish (h4|-|aH44, 1 0|\|550|23|> J00!! 4l1 J00|2 b0><0|2z 4|23 |33110|\|6 2 |\/|3!!!11111oneoneone ) 50 per line
The Infamous Ignore $125
tired of always being ignored?
Want to give it right back when your nation is attacked for no good reason? have we got the product for you. A steel toed boot.
easily applied to the solution, simply slip the boot on, and proced to kick your attacker in the groin. Problem solved.
*not resoncible for the Ignore Boot not working if you've pissed off a larger nation who has come for your manhood*
Coming soon
Space Fleets
n00by weapons
the Godmodding capital ship, the Ubber Super Dreadnaught Godmod
a Godmodding navy
a Godmodding Airforce
Package deals
*beep*
*translation link closed*
j00 m4y n0\/\/ |23|\/|0v3 j00r t0|_|n63 ph|20m j00r c|-|33|<
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