NationStates Jolt Archive


Exetonia declares independance from world to become ownstate

19-10-2003, 14:31
*MEDIA BREAK NEWS FLASH*

Drake Stone: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a special news flash edition of media Break. You give us 2 Minutes, and we'll give you the news.

Elizabeth Becker: In Breaking news the Lord Chancleor and dictator of exetonia, DarthRobRob has declared his nations independance from the entire world with the following Press release. We go live now to the Chancellors palace to give you the statement

*Live, Exetonia Palace, home of the Lord Chancleor and dictator of Exetonia*

DarthRobRob: Ladies and gentlemen of the world. As of this moment, I am declaring my nations independance from the entire world system and going it alone for the hope of achiving a utopian society weher all live in peace. (shot heard in distance after a boo)
many of you out there will be wondering why this is. I believe that the world is going the worng way and the only way to unite is under the banner of one flag. I urge all with the same feeling to sign up to the Exetonian state and fall under her chancellors glorious leadership to unite the world in peace. Of course, the state will still have a connection to the UN but, It will follow it's own orders and do as it pleases, even if this means pre-emptive strikes against other nations who, stand in the way or attempt to take down this glorious state. I will not be put down in any way and to amke my point clear, i have kidnapped the daughter of the governor of Sketch and will not release her until the world recoginises my rights to do this. (Mainc laughter ensuses) Now, Obey my wishes. That is all.

*MEDIABREAKNEWSROOM*

Drake Stone: Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen

Elizabeth Becker: This has been media break. Good night.