DOLNER ISLAND DECLARES WAR AGAINST CURVEY ISLAND.
I ORDER ALL TROOPS TO THE BORDER WATERS OF CURVEY ISLAND.
I WANT A PIECE OF THEM!!
You do relize we have uranium. I do.
YOU'RE ON!!!!!!
You have gone too far sir. I am deploying the 3rd fleet to invade you.
ooc: Hmmm... which one to condemn, then threaten, then attack...
With a good old fashion ass-whupping by me.
We do have nukes. Just a reminder.
The 3rd fllet moved thrugh the water enroute to DI. they were three days away. they consisted of 10 frigates, 5 destroyer, 7 crusiers, 25 troop transports, An ac and 4 subs.
Yeah, you have nukes. If you use them, you'll incur the wrath of half of NS (the other half won't support you either, they'll just sit back and laugh, as I am preparing to do).
We do have nukes. Just a reminder.
And I can supply him with anti-aircraft and anti-ICBM technology. Nuclear arcenals do not make the deciding factor of a war.
I won't use em. We got smaller a-bombs also.
TheLiberator
19-10-2003, 03:15
YOU'RE BOTH ONok, a 3day old nation fighting against basically a supernation. yeah, you'll win( sarcasm) and by supernation i mean the one that was formed in february.
Thank you Danimalia for your help.
You know, we could have some weapons. Or buy em.
you complement me. Thank you.
Curvey Island troops are now invading the island. Gunfire is raining down on the capital. The Military Building has been attacked.
captain Verbï of the Aircraft carrier Grishnah looked at his watch.
2 hours until they could launch bombers.
Mef Independant Press News Report
Despite hinting at supplying Dolner Island with defensive weaponry, the government of the Democratic States of Mef officially denouces both sides of the war, and will remain nuetral in the conflict.
TheLiberator
19-10-2003, 03:22
you complement me. Thank you.your very welcome. and do ne a favor, CRUSH HIM!
Yeah, you have nukes. If you use them, you'll incur the wrath of half of NS (the other half won't support you either, they'll just sit back and laugh, as I am preparing to do).
Good point, hey small fry, remember craters can't shoot back.
Celack, your support is very crucial. Thank you for help in us take these dicators outta power!
Our troops have invaded CI!!!
The East Coast is under siege.
We have troops on the way to Celack!!!
GET READY FOR A BATTLE!!
Verbï looke at his watch again. It had been time for the past half-hour.
"Get Pelican 1 and 2 in the air. have eagles 1 and 2 fly escort."
Two B-65 bombers took off the flight decka nd were followed by 2 AAM2's. They turned and started heading towards the DI shoreline.
As president Maxis watched the scene from a computer monitor in his office, in a comfortable chair, he couldn't help but wonder: I wonder what else is on...
OOC: Seriously, Celack, why are you encouraging this?
*cups hands around mouth* nOOb War!!!! * starts starts firing off thousands of M-16's just for the hell of it.
Curvey Island Troops have taken control of the capital.
Government Parliament Buildings have been attacked as a precaution.
THE GRAND EMPERIOR HASN'T BEEN HEARD FROM.
YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN OUT SOME MEANINGLESS BUILDINGS, BUT YOU HAVE NOT GOTTEN TO ME!!!
As an order, I am now bombing your country!!
Looks like your capital buildings are now gone!!!
WE'RE NOW EVEN!!
Curvey Island Troops have taken control of the capital.
Government Parliament Buildings have been attacked as a precaution.
THE GRAND EMPERIOR HASN'T BEEN HEARD FROM.I've been waiting for this moment
GODMODD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It never happened.
read this thread
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9942
YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN OUT SOME MEANINGLESS BUILDINGS, BUT YOU HAVE NOT GOTTEN TO ME!!!
As an order, I am now bombing your country!!
Looks like your capital buildings are now gone!!!
WE'RE NOW EVEN!!As stated in earlier post
GODMODD
please refer to this thread
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9942
YOU TOO!
I will show you proper rping here
I.C.
The 2 bombers flew ahead. The shore was growing larger in their view. the 2 fighter beside them watched for enemy resitance.
You then post what defenses there are and what they do.
-Thanks-
We now have all of the coast line filled with troops.
We are now prepping to shoot down anything that comes overhead that doesn't have CI identification.
Sorry, CI-DI kind of confusing.
Not too great with typing skills.
oaky so what is DI doing about my bombers?
The Empress of the Holy Empire of Flamed Moons sits back in her chair, watching the hourly updates on this "war."
"Wow...this is... slightly amusing."
She briefly considers, then quickly disreguards, the idea of sending over a few molten hampster shooters, the characteristic weapon of her nation.
"Hmm....*click* Hey! Simpsons is on!"
All of our on-coast troops are ready for anyone coming.
All of our inland troops are also on high alert.
We are ready to essentially SHOOT-AT-WILL.
Anyone, anything that moves.
As Damon continues to watch from his office, because the cable is out and nothing else is on, he ponders sending in some troops, just to kick the n00bs in the pants. He decided against it, since war is not his thing (OOC: I don't RP, that's the real reason). The battle seemed to be firmly under Celack's control, so there was no need to worry anyway. Damon called his secretary and had a drink sent in. He kicked back in his chair and laughed at the sight developing.
This isn't good...
I think we took our own guys down.
Time to repeal SHOOT-AT-WILL.
Now, we shoot with focus at CI/Celack/Enemy aircraft.
All of our on-coast troops are ready for anyone coming.
All of our inland troops are also on high alert.
We are ready to essentially SHOOT-AT-WILL.
Anyone, anything that moves.
Having heard this statement, Damon sends in a single armed mercenary who stands on the shoreline and shouts "Hit me if you can!", and then runs madly up and down the beach while firing at the troops who come near him.
the planes see the troops on the shore.
***---Communication---***
Comand this is pelican 1. There appears to be troops preparing for our bombing run. Breaking off and recomending sendign a destroyer to bombard thes shore line.
***---end---***
The planes vear around 180 degrees while a frigate starts heading for the shore at 30 knots.
Some man is running up and down the shoreline.
Hold all fire.
Scratch that. He is armed.
ALL TROOPS FIRE AT WILL!!!
CI troops, are currently planning on firing at will.
On the main land, we are cleaning up the capital.
I am tired of war.
Lets make a deal.
You guys leave power, and we take control of the country.
Secret IC: Although the government of Mef had officially said they wouldn't get involved, two [NS] hours ago, two B-2 stealth aircraft had been loaded with their bombs, and took off from the military airbase. The B-2's are en-route to Dolner Island, and will arrive in 10 [NS] hours.
///ENCRYPTED MESSAGE///
To:CELACK MILITARY
From:MEF AIR COMMAND
2 B-2 BOMBERS HAVE TAKEN OFF THEY WILL SUPPORT YOUR ATTACK AND BOMB STRATEGIC TARGETS ON THE DOLNER ISLAND MAINLAND WE REQUEST AIR TANKER SUPPORT FOR THE BOMBERS ON THEIR FLIGHT HOME.
////END MESSAGE////
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NO DEAL!!
YOU WILL FAIL CI!!
THANK YOU NEW CHELSEA!!
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With you, we can take out CI
Fighters from one of the aircraft carriers quicly heads for Mef's bombers....
ooc:Hmmm... well... how do you know about the stealth bombers? How did your carriers magically appear near Dolner Island? How do you know my bombers are within range of your carriers?
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"Drat...baseball season has taken over my Simpsons."
After a few minutes of deliberation, the Empress of Flamed Moons decides that Curvey Island could use the aid of a few Molten Hampster Shooters. She deploys a fleet of fighter crafts, stocked and ready to go with full supplies of the weapon and the molten hampsters themselves.
"Fear the wrath of the hampsters, Dolner Island!"
CI stands ready for anything. Any attackers, anyone we will shoot down.
We know who are our allies are, we can at least determine what are planes are!!
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30, 000 New Chelsean troops hit the beaches, 100 Abham tanks rumble by as bombers and fighters give them air support. Commados are reaching enemy supplies.
Meanwhile....
My fighters engage Mef's bombers, firing misslies at them.....
Where did all this stuff come from?
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I plan on turning your hamsters into mere nothing.
Transport boats. D-Day style en masse.
No, I mean, you gotta make posts about you sending out all those ships and whatnot, even if its secret IC, if something happens, you post it begining.
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Approaching Enemy Aircraft...
Preparing to shoot.
Looks Like CI Aircraft.
Our CI invaders now have these orders:
Attack all government institutions.
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I plan on turning your hamsters into mere nothing.
:D Upon the uttering of this statement, the fighter jet...thingies... swarm towards the coast of DI and prepare the rain of magma-covered hampsters...
The destroyer reaches DI's shore and starts bombarding it.
Meanwhile.
A fighter group ahs been launched to aid mef's planes.
Meanhwile again
The third fleet is moving to engage Nc fleet while sending soem troop transports to back up CI.
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CI is now taking the battle of Smithton(CI capital) to the streets.
We are raining down on the southern coast line
OOC:ugh... screw this... I'm out, you kids are crazy.
IC:The B-2's were shot down, and Mef pulls out of the conflict. The "official" story as to why the planes were missing is a training accident at sea.
OOC:If you want to war, do it right..., and I'm outa this.
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formal declaration of war on dolner island our friends curvey will not be defeated by you hethens!
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we got some guys in there.
Tonight, I am alternating the power of my troops to the New Chelsea Government.
You have control til tommorow.
DI Emperior needs some rest and to be mentally prepared for another night.
o.o.c. what is your fleet?
all marine brigades to the shores of dolner island... ... invasion! 15000 troops land sparing innocent lives, but using their expert geurilla training to slaughter the donlan army! the north coast is their landing site.
CI is now taking the battle of Smithton(CI capital) to the streets.
We are raining down on the southern coast line
My army reaches the capital (my army excels at Urban and Jungle warfare) as bombers and fighters bomb the capital.
With Mef out of the war, my other unit of fighters attack Celack's navy.Fighter are alunched off the decks of the aC. The cruisers and destroyers are firing their Anti-aircraft chainguns at the aircraft and the AC is using thier SAM launcher on them.
Seven fighter jet...thingies.... begin to launch the molten hampsters onto the coastlines of DI. The Empress watches on a telescreen and nods.
"Do us well, little furry creatures. OF DOOM!"
She laughs insanely, begins to cough, then stops and continues to watch.
my forces encamp for the night, keepin constant watch spread thin through the forests of the northern coast
o.o.c. some fo my spec-ops are Ninja bunnies.....I can explain how they exist.
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Ah hell, im just going to blow up all of you with a gigantic piece of nuclear pie. and i mean that litteraly. its a gigantic piece of pie. nuclear pie. it also has a good deal of apple in it, but its still mostley nuclear.
*Drops Pie*
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o.o.c descirbe what your fleet actually does!!!!!
I.C. the AC deployed topedo countermessuers into the water. the 4 closest ships to the enemy subs drop depth charges into the water. My 4 subs launch missles at the Battleships. The destroyers attack the enemy destroyers with their main guns while the cruisers and the frigates take on the enemy cruisers. 3 of the 24 planes in the air are shot down.
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I am proposing that the leader of DI recieve exile in a country of my choosing where he will not be killed. I will stop attacking and then I will keep the country.
o.o.c how many of each ship do you have NC?
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I accept.
Send me to New Chelsea please.
Good luck NC!!!
DOLNER ISLAND SURRENDERS.
-AKA: I've decided to stop updating the countrie's page.
I'm gonna e-mail CI to see if they want to keep the country'.
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I accept NC offer of surrender.
Meanwhile, Damon sat in his chair watching the ridiculous war on his monitor. The lone soldier he had sent to the beach called in and ordered a pizza, which was delivered promptly.
Damon: "Well, looks like the war is over. Soldier, I'm leaving you there to...er...keep the peace."
Soldier: "Oh, you just wanna rub it in their face?"
Damon: "Pretty much, yeah. If they try to kill you, exile you, capture you, whatever, just take em out."
Soldier: "Will do boss. Private Jenkins, over and out."